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 No.992325>>992350 >>994953 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Thoughts about it?

Will the event thing work out?

 No.992328>>992330 >>993550 >>995067

File (hide): ea0697ae4c23d43⋯.png (120.93 KB, 540x1063, 540:1063, Apple Press Conference.png) (h) (u)


 No.992330

>>992328

made me kek


 No.992350

>>992325 (OP)

>Will the event thing work out?

Yes.

>Thoughts about it?

I wish Apple would go back to producing novel or interesting products that I can buy as cheap tech toys a decade later.


 No.992402

Did I hear right? Did they actually make RAM user upgradable again, but solder the SSD to the main board making hard drive upgrades impossible on the new MacMinis? I'm no longer a purchaser of Apple bads, but it pains me to see Tim Cock defiantly ruining the Macintosh line.


 No.992468>>994541

File (hide): 0f5c5062d45c93c⋯.webm (4.08 MB, 640x360, 16:9, apple.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]


 No.992477>>992835 >>993406

The last Apple event was so disappointing I forgot to even make the thread. I really don't want to see middle aged female execs taking a selfie while explaining the future of tech. How many pics of grotesque minorities did they use to showcase their crapware this time?

<This is the most sophisticated phone in the world. We used it to photograph a nigger doing a handstand. Simply marvellous.


 No.992478>>992480 >>992482


 No.992480>>992746

>>992478

Well at least you don't have to rely on Intel's number generator.


 No.992482>>992746

>>992478

Also since Apple has been working on their own hardware, that might explain where all the white people have been assigned, because they sure as hell aren't concentrated in the MacOS development teams.


 No.992483>>992484 >>992592 >>992746

It seems apple has trust issues with (((intel))). The T2 chip is their own design and silicon.


 No.992484>>992557 >>992558 >>992746

>>992483

Expect an (((incident))) to occur at the Apple HQ.


 No.992557

>>992484

Apple is too busy with taking on diversity hires and feminism training for their employees.


 No.992558>>992746

>>992484

>inb4 Intel hires security researchers to completely destroy Apples RNG and exploit the shit out of the security coprocessor


 No.992592

>>992483

I trust (((intel))) more than I do (((apple)))


 No.992679

The ipads are comfy.


 No.992746>>992832 >>994943

>>992480

>>992482

>>992483

>>992484

>>992558

Are you too gnew to remember Apple is part of PRISM, or what?


 No.992832>>994943

>>992746

You were told about PRISM so you didn't learn about the more insidious programs that exist to remotely control your (((INTEL))) cpu.


 No.992835>>993547 >>994982

File (hide): f6dd29ac3215943⋯.png (2.6 MB, 2038x1270, 1019:635, nigger book.png) (h) (u)

>>992477

Same with all of their products. This is their macbook pro ad. I'm a professional motherfuckers, niggers don't exist in my world! The only thing I cannot tell is if they're marketing this to cucks or niggers themselves, given the price point it's probably the former.


 No.993406>>993483

File (hide): f2649ee7a69044e⋯.jpg (223.37 KB, 690x462, 115:77, Jason-Isaacs-The-Patriot.jpg) (h) (u)

>>992477

they really went over board for this keynote. They were one step away from bringing out the jungle drums and nigger ass shaking.


 No.993483

>>993406

I have negro fatigue, if I see a company excessively marketing to them, I go elsewhere. There might be a one true WHITE MAN laptop manufacturer out there, but I don't know what that is.


 No.993547>>994542 >>994982

File (hide): 281b79f99ba729d⋯.jpg (583.13 KB, 2038x1270, 1019:635, nogged.jpg) (h) (u)


 No.993550

>>992328

DELET DIS


 No.994541

>>992468

from the intro i thought this would be funny


 No.994542

>>993547

You forgot the bottom right smaller one, but either way my sides are in orbit


 No.994844>>994848

File (hide): f8d701e54b28a38⋯.png (616.43 KB, 736x736, 1:1, a.png) (h) (u)

Apple's New Hardware With The T2 Security Chip Will Currently Block Linux From Booting

https://www.phoronix.com/scan.php?page=news_item&px=Apple-T2-Blocks-Linux-UEFI

I guess those ARM based Macs will be as worthless as ARM based Microsoft Surface after all.


 No.994848>>994851 >>994966

>>994844

This is why I hate Moronix, they post sensationalist crap and just clarify it later. Look at the bottom (perhaps it wasn't even there when you saw the article)

>Update: According to Apple Support it may be possible to disable the Secure Boot security in full when booting to the Startup Security Utility in the macOS Recovery mode. This may allow Linux to then load on the device albeit without any boot security.


 No.994851

>>994848

I guess I should have read the forum posts. Someone else pointed it out before the correction. It's still gay. Hopefully Linux can operate without even touching the chip.


 No.994943

>>992746

>>992832

But were you told what roadblock had to be "removed" in order for Apple to join PRISM?


 No.994953>>994954


 No.994954>>994987

File (hide): 4e646d021b7a187⋯.mp4 (3.38 MB, 480x360, 4:3, Steve Jobs Predicts how Ap….mp4) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>>994953

Thought the video would be heavier.

So here it is also


 No.994966

>>994848

>Secure Boot

This crap also comes with mainboards of Windows machines.

Just disable it in the boot menu. Fucking garbage.


 No.994982>>995070

>>993547

>>992835

back to /pol/


 No.994987

>>994954

This webm has been posted many times before, newfag, we've all seen that video Steve Jobs is 100 percent right and very few people seem to understand what Apples point is when they make these products everyone seems to think are overprices


 No.995067

>>992328

[clapping intensifies]


 No.995070

>>994982

>Only /pol/ is annoyed by excessive pandering to negroes.




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