>>976867 (OP)
I've reached the conclusion that I'm stuck with Linux for now, too. FreeBSD and 9front are CoCed, so switching to one of those isn't really a solution. I tried OpenBSD, and I can't get hardware acceleration to work for video even though my Radeon card is listed as supported and I have the firmware installed. I have two computers, and I couldn't get the NetBSD installation medium to boot successfully on either. I mean, they both boot and load the kernel and start detecting hardware, then choke, each one at a different place.
Sometimes I wish I could just stop using computers altogether.