>Linus bows to Ada
>in contact with jews
>rumoured to possess magic witch abilities
>controls open source projects with an iron fist
>own repos and clouds all over the world
>direct descendant of Ada Lovelace
>will create the next top web programming language (AdaScript)
>in the process of overtaking all repositories on earth
>first self-programming AI will be AdaAI
>ancient Jewish scriptures tell of purple haired angel that will descend upon earth and bring era of enlightenment and diversity
>owns software houses around the world
>you likely have code of conduct inside your repo now
>thousands of developers under her total rule because of mind controlling purple hair paint
>every bigot tweet is tracked in AdaDB
>in regular communiaction with Patricia Torvalds
>discovered how to mindbreak people into accepting every pull request
>learned php under a week
>Google allows her access to secret searching algorithms
>timeless being committing to all repos in the universe
>will guide developers into new age of diversity, post-meritocracy and success