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Imagine being Linus in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Sarah Sharp, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Linus and not only sit in that chair while Sarah Sharp flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, SARAH SHARP LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Linus. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

Why are these repulsive bluehairs so obsessed with sex, sexual abuse, rape etc?

>>973689

Because they want it. It's no mistake these people are all hideous and no one would actually want to fuck them, or do anything sexual with them. People who publicly and constantly focus on stopping specific issues are projecting their own problems onto society. We saw this with the gay pastors, we see it in the catholic church and their raping little boys. And we see it with these ugly, undesirable fucks who either have sexual problems (pedos, rapist, womanizer, etc) or they just want to be raped or mistreated.

They are broken psychologically. Imagine being so mentally fucked up that you have to do radical things to your body to stand out. Imagine being so insecure about yourself that you can't make anonymous messages on image boards because you have to show everyone who you are and constantly seek positive reinforcement for any retarded drivel that seeps from your mouth.

>The new CoC will change nothing you guys..

That's pretty much exactly whatever that thing is saying. The LF technical advisory board is beyond their control as members are voted in by linux developers based solely on merit to the project and are unlikely to care about anything that isn't technical in nature. They all have 6 figure jobs at major tech firms and decades of experience in the industry so there's no way they're going to care about some internet drama.

GAS

>be casual-dressed scruffy long-hair

>registered to attend small technical workshop

>show up

>ritzy hotel location in ritzy part of town

>everyone has a suit

>badges with employer prominently displayed

>even woman passing out badges has a suit

<fuck it I'll read the docs

>leave

My main concern in life is that one of these aggressively unpleasant blue-hairs might not contribute to my project.

captcha: io wmn y

>>973657 (OP)

It begins.

The creature in question is being rightfully attacked on Twitter for it on that same thread. As usual, her tweets get a lot of silent likes and shares and no one trying to defend her with logic.

>>973689

Freud and Evangelion. Everything is a metaphor for puberty now.

>>973689

It's kinda like asking why are most feminists ugly.

>>973736

And hence, their obsession is because they can't get laid. I mean they could, though it would mean they would have to act like a woman--or hell even just a human being instead of cancer--for more than five minutes. Even you ham planets could too, there are guys who pork fat chicks.

I'm actually kind of glad this happened, the hambeast was too eager to start removing devs so after only two days of the CoC, it showed their real goal. This could wake some LK devs up.

>>973657 (OP)

THIS KILLS THE SJW PLAN DEAD:

>>973641

>>973730

>As usual, her tweets get a lot of silent likes and shares

Are you sure those likes aren't bots anon?

They're moving fast as fuck.

>>973796

Unfortunately no. Hovering over the avatars shows a lot of accounts I doubt are bots.

There's hope!

Look at the responses by those evil cisshit white men on reddit!

https://old.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/9hg9to/sage_sharp_claims_top_linux_kernel_developer_theo/

>>973657 (OP)

It begins.

Now watch as Linus allows this to continue, watch as it becomes more obvious that he is being blackmailed.

GAS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

This is racist.

>>973810

http://archive.fo/RhBfB

>>973657 (OP)

https://archive.st/ey3u

>>973711

>be casual-dressed scruffy long-hair

your first mistake. Those things are about feeling important, and schmoozing out free food, wine and merchandise. Business networking and technical matters are secondary.

>>974360

This one is most likely a troll.

Urbit is made by Curtis Yarvin, aka Mencious Moldbug, aka father of neoreaction. And Urbit itself is his political views transformed into code. He got cicked out out of some conference because of this. I can't imagine some SJW being "a long time follower of Urbit", they wouldn't go near something so "toxic" even if you pay them.

I didn't find Galen's and Curtis's names on post-meritocracy manifesto's website either.

>>974370

https://archive.fo/fU8ez

https://archive.fo/WffFL

https://archive.fo/deyVd

https://archive.fo/FifB1

https://archive.fo/eF1IJ

>>974370

https://old.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/9hi66n/re_a_plea_to_unfuck_our_codes_of_conduct/

>if you disagree with me calling out a literal nazi to invalidate their argument then you are obviously are nazi yourself

>no this person shouldnt be allowed to contribute to /r/linux or the kernel

>if you downvote me youre obviously a stormweenie white cis fascist from le discord argue with me anymore about it and youre shadowbanned heh

>>973689

Their entire personalities revolve around sex because their brains were smashed as a child.

>>973733

>Freud and Evangelion.

God, you summed it up perfectly.

>>973748

This, exactly this.

You can completely fuck everything up and remove their power over anything useful by revoking contributions.

>>973810

That is a surprising amount and ratio of good replies.

>>975187

See: >>975219 & >>975224

>>973810

This thread has been locked.

While the original veins of conversation were about Linux kernel governance and CoC, the post has been invaded from elsewhere on reddit and has ceased being about Linux, devolved into personal attacks, and is being used to propagate conspiracy theories. Future posts about the CoC (as with all /r/linux posts) will need to be centered specifically around Linux.

>>975247

Yeah the discussion got too real, better stop it now before our users get too uppity. You'll be permitted by the mods to graciously be allowed to discuss as long as you promise to steer clear of any and all speculation, controversy, negative opinions or thought, accusations of the CoC supporters being negative, wrong or hindering development or any claims of what we deem conspiracy. Have a nice day, le goyim

edit: thanks for the gold, myself!

>>975274

OMG MY FIRST GOLD! THANK YOOOOUUUUUUUU

>>974370

>"We'll provide all the rules and enforcement for you, without having actually contributed to these projects beforehand."

and as a SaaS they can datamine and blackmail others with as for mere allegations.

IT MUST ALL BE CONSUMED IN FIRE

>>975312

It's HR as a service. I am sure their big idea is to become a central database that employers query as a de-facto standard part of hiring so that they don't accidentally allow any bad goyim to earn a living. Totally fucking nuts.

These same asshats who want CoCs to be applied retroactively will scream from the rooftops that "deadnaming" trannies or referring to anything prior to them formally adopting their delusions is tantamount to murder. If anyone ever had any doubts about the intended use of these things as nothing but Stalinist political tools that should all be gone now.

>>975382

Problem is even if we know this I'm sure many people knew the soviet commies doing the same shit. The question isn't if but when now. How do you prevent it from going full soviet russia?

>>975384

Explicitly anti-CoC projects. Similar to how the GPL is a software license designed to defeat software liscensing in general. We need a Code of Conduct specifically designed to defeat Codes of Conduct. Hell, bake it into the license itself. Add a no CoC addendum to whatever license you create your project with.

>>975387

Doesn't help if the entire system goes this way. It will just make you a target.

>>975410

Good. It'll be a fair fight.

>>975384

>How do you prevent it from going full soviet russia?

You flat-out fucking murder these people before they get the opportunity to murder you.

>>974380

>The client and server don't support a common SSL protocol version or cipher suite.

what kind of snowflake setup is archive.fo using?

>>975460

That is going full soviet, which is the opposite of the desired result

>>975460

I'm legitimately curious why this didn't happen at the "video games" stage. I'm really surprised that it escalated so badly that it near ruined the entire market and nobody resorted to violence, they just accepted it. Maybe it has to do with the low average age for that hobby, but the same is not true for programmers.

I wonder how hard it would be to organize around this. The antagonists don't seem like hard targets in any regard.

>already unlike, not many connections to notice they're gone

>already mentally unstable, likely to disappear on their own unannounced anyway

>physically and mentally weak from dye, drugs, and disease

>>975387

This.

Seems like a realist. I like him already tbh.

>>973686

kek. moar.

>>975610

<alas, king geoffry!

<thou art a saracent!

>>975859

*saracen

Fuck. Had to fuck up something.

It all ends in neon hair.

>>973657 (OP)

I doubt someone fucked that thing in uni...

I mean come on...

Hey you can't speak to a PoC that way.

>>973657 (OP)

If this "person" isn't immediately sanctioned for violating the CoC then it's final proof that, as we all suspected, the CoC was to be used as a weapon against Linux contributors whom Intel, MS, and Google dislike and not as an actual community standard.

Of course anybody with a brain knew this is what they'd do but for a lot of the fence-sitters and soy-infused domesticated cubicle bound code monkeys working on the kernel it is probably a huge redpill, if their narrow blinders allow them to see it.

While I am still running Linux on this machine I will be migrating soon. It's over.

>>973689

They are so much separated from their instictual nature that they project the fear they involuntarily and secretly feel for it unto others.

t. C. Jung

>>973657 (OP)

Soon they will try to make 'free speech apologist' a thing too.

>>977426

I keep trying to tell everybody, the East Germans had a 25 year plan after the wallfell and we're seeing it now.