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 No.935328>>935329 >>935331 >>935373 >>935374 >>935381 >>935456 >>935461 >>935534 >>935646 >>935758 >>935798 >>935938 >>936106 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

https://www.vpncompare.co.uk/uk-police-watchdog-regulation-encryption/

How long until I will be unable to use a VPN in the UK and have to be monitored by the GCHQ.

 No.935329

>>935328 (OP)

Oi cheeky wanka, got a loicence for that algorithm?


 No.935330>>935626

How long until they start regulating computing power?


 No.935331>>935340 >>935341 >>935347 >>935590 >>935657

>>935328 (OP)

UK is fucked.

How can your govt be so out of touch with technology?


 No.935340

>>935331

They know exactly what they're doing, just invoking the Four Horsemen of the Infocalypse.

UK and France are to be avoided at al costs if you have encrypted shit.


 No.935341

>>935331

A century of women voting.


 No.935343>>935353

Wait a second.

Does this mean that the internet is about to get flooded with naked pics of british slags?


 No.935347>>935628

>>935331

>How can your govt be so out of touch with technology?

pakis


 No.935353


 No.935373

>>935328 (OP)

You should be planning for this anyways. Get some good sized hard drives, and download as much much 'wrong-think' books and information as you're going to need, and then just 'play along' as a normie.


 No.935374

>>935328 (OP)

Don't worry, it's just one more step to take

[http://archive.is/jArS4] https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-44601468

>Voices of millions of UK taxpayers stored by HMRC


 No.935375>>935390

Lol, at least your not in the EU XDDDD


 No.935381

>>935328 (OP)

OI YA GOT YR FOOKIN LOISCENCE FER THAT


 No.935390

>>935375

Except they are still in the EU thanks to some dodgy EU law, with (((Theresa May))) in command

[http://archive.is/kGz62] https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/theresa-may-brussels-will-have-role-in-setting-post-brexit-migration-system-rttm70x57

>Brexit: Brussels will have role in setting migration system, says Theresa May


 No.935416>>935421

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OI WHERE'S YER ENCRPYTION LOICENCE


 No.935421>>935461

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>>935416

Wot encryption loicence? I'm just waitin' for a mate.


 No.935428

>Be Mohammed in UK

>Safer to make plans with your child rape gang over plaintext than E2E encrypted chat because that would be illegal


 No.935432

>Oi! Are those maffematiks registered bruv?!?


 No.935446

>We've had a complaint that you've been seen carrying large prime numbers in your pocket.


 No.935456

>>935328 (OP)

>comments section is tied to Faceberg

The fucking irony.


 No.935461>>935635

>>935328 (OP)

at least they're only regulating it, over in my country, maths can be changed by the law

>>935421

that man isn't even english, he is a true blue legend, but still

stop this bait


 No.935534

>>935328 (OP)

> Governemnt calling for encryption bans

Well, it IS Tuesday.


 No.935590

>>935331

>How can your govt be so out of touch with technology?

They're not, they just won a war against the good guys.


 No.935626>>935630

>>935330

what do you mean? they want to regulate encryption because it can be used to hide things from them


 No.935628

>>935347

i thought all immigrants were terrorists, and the terrorists are using the encryption according to the police


 No.935630>>935634

>>935626

>what do you need 3gHz for, are you encoding CP?


 No.935634

>>935630

true, governments can make *anything* into an issue


 No.935635>>935636 >>935719

>>935461

>in my country, maths can be changed by the law

what country? are you referring to common core in the US?


 No.935636>>935637 >>935719

>>935635

Kek. In the interest of equality, students shouldn't be given math problems that non-Asian minority communities might struggle with. Funny enough, I did read an article stating that homework was racist, in that it perpetuated the success of white students who had the privileged access to educated parents on hand.


 No.935637>>935640 >>935719

>>935636

I've never seen math changed in regards to race, I went to private Catholic school in California with a diverse student body


 No.935640>>935643 >>935719

>>935637

How diverse was the composition of the AP classes? Was it merit based, or did they mandate a representation of the overall demographics?


 No.935643>>935719

>>935640

merit based, you need a grade requirement an your teacher in a similar subject to recommend you


 No.935646

>>935328 (OP)

>How long until I will be unable to use a VPN in the UK and have to be monitored by the GCHQ.

>implying you're not already monitored

All electronic communication in to and out of the UK passes through your feds.

1. Here is a fail safe solution for all your britbong woes:


6c 65 61 72 6e 20 74 6f 20 72 65 61 64 20 62 69 6e 61 72 79 2c 20 6f 72 20 68 65 78

<Oi what's this encryption then?

Can't you read binary officer?

2. Start writing meaningless stories with encrypted style text now. So later...

<Oi what's this encryption then?

It's not encryption, it's common Vogon poetry, I've been writing this for years. See!

<You took a STEM subject?

Well, duh! Yeah, and?

<This one's a terrorist sarge!

It's pretty much setting the country's direction back to the stone age. No one of an intelligent mindset will remain there for long.


 No.935648

- Oi, you're not doing anything illegal over there, are you?

- No sir.

- Actually I remembered I'm the one who decides that, not you.

- Yes sir.

- So let me see what you're doing, mate. I got the noose ready.


 No.935649>>935651

Because op is a faggot, posting botnet link and data mining thread:

Here's unbotnet archive link:

https://web.archive.org/web/20180627070051/https://www.vpncompare.co.uk/uk-police-watchdog-regulation-encryption/


 No.935651>>935652


 No.935652>>935655

>>935651

because it can now still be read 10 years from now after I put it in the web archive perhaps, unlike a random pastebin?


 No.935655>>935665

>>935652

my bad, i assumed you were going for security/privacy not longevity

i put the pastebin in the archive

https://web.archive.org/web/20180627071025/https://pasta.cf/apple-team-echo


 No.935657>>935659 >>935723

>>935331

Becuase they listen way to much to GCHQ shills and have setup troll farms to shill for them


 No.935659>>935723

>>935657

>troll farms

are you referring to do when the net neutrality debate in which there were a ton of fake anti net neutrality comments on the FCC's website?

that's the only time i remember a government (or corp) using fake accounts to lobby for themselves in regards to the internet


 No.935665

>>935655

> i assumed you were going for security/privacy not longevity

I was going for both security and privacy, which is why I used the web archive.


 No.935675>>935684 >>935714

UK is incredibly fucked up place. I'm happy they left EU, and I absolutely hate EU, but it can't be worse than with UK.


 No.935684

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>>935675

UK is only one place that's been undergoing social experiments. There's also Sweden, and Estonia. They're all part of the same big plan.


 No.935711

We need child-proof ciphers so that every kid in the block will use it.

Cops BTFO. And don't say RC4 that is sh*t


 No.935712

Dumb idea: use Pentatonic and G F C am dm chords to encode binary data


 No.935713


 No.935714

>>935675

Both the EU and the UK want censorship, just the UK wants survalance too


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 No.935721>>935724

>>935719

Does that mean that I can go to Australia to divide by zero?


 No.935722


 No.935723

>>935657

>>935659

Poms are such drongos that their spies still make 'cash donations' to pollies and the povos don't even notice. They're too busy reading the Daily Mail and the Sun because they're all as thick as a brick shithouse.


 No.935724>>935845

>>935721

only if you suck on Turncoat


 No.935758

>>935328 (OP)

UK police protect a "queen", lol, and rape children. Of course they want to stick their fingers in the assholes of every common person on their island.


 No.935798>>935840

>>935328 (OP)

>vpncompare.co.uk

kill yourself faggot


 No.935838

>>935719

thank you for clearing that up


 No.935840>>935920


 No.935845

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>>935724

I don't think you understand the implications of a division by zero


 No.935920

>>935840

>It is unsustainable for properly operating judicial processes and law enforcement to be frustrated in the investigation of offences.

Frustrated being the keyword. My country's judges feel the same way. It's hilarious to see their angry faces when their god-like orders can't be fulfilled. Who knew simple math could cause this much buttpain?

Will the UK become a totalitarian state and outlaw math? Or will it admit it can't fight this and start doing actual old school investigative work instead of just spying on 100% of the population by default? That is the endgame.


 No.935938>>935948

>>935328 (OP)

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 No.935958>>935988

Is there a single piece of land on this disk that is not infested by power-hungry tyrants?


 No.935988>>935999

>>935958

USA used to be that country. Was an inspiration for the world. It too corrupted itself into a nigh unrecognizable police state where operators gun down unarmed citizens.


 No.935998

Good thing I'm a paki so they dare not investigate me lest they be accused of racism


 No.935999

>>935988

>Jewish vassal state

>inspiration for the world

Oh stop it goyim


 No.936106

>>935328 (OP)

>UK Police Watchdog calls for regulation of encryption

HAHHAAHAHAHA GET FUCKED PAEDOKIKES!!




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