this is an old but good one - for the record i lived with my grandma at the time and we were trying to get her to be self reliant with her medicine. she was also in her mid 60s so not terribly old.
>grandma buys some kind of pda off ebay
>comes with CF card, asks me to help her use the calendar (she wanted a dedicated device to remind her to take her meds)
>realize it can play a very basic shmup, download the game and try to put it on cf card
>the thing is full
>go through it, it has hundreds of images on it
>they're all pictures of internet porn shot with a digital camera
>scroll down through them, curious as to what else he has
>get to what appears to be homemade porn
>it's a bearded guy with cuts all over his chest screwing a girl with one arm and rubbing coke onto her cunt
>picture of him blowing what was probably pot smoke onto a cat
>several pictures of bongs and crack pipes, pictures of weed, and pictures of what can only be described as an air mattress decked out for bondage
>and then, pictures of thinkpads on a white background
<check ebay listings
<fucker sold like four thinkpads
<pda listing has same white background
<tfw grandma bought a pda from a cripple-fucking crackhead