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 No.900187>>900222 >>900229 >>900283 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

>have an encrypted 1 TB drive full of childhood photos, whole unencrypted iphone and ipod backups you made as a kid, your whole [deleted] facebook takeout archive, several [autistic but well-written] files kept on your friends and colleagues including screen shots, whatsapp exports and voice recordings, lots of virtualbox machines that you have no idea what you've done in them, and lots of embarrassing porn

>lose it one and half years ago

>thank to all gods because it was encrypted

>.

>.

>it dawns on you that there was a slight possibility of it being not encrypted at that moment because around that time you lost back-up keys to encryption, and might have half-assed it and not encrypted it back

I SWEAR ON MY MUM IF YOUVE FOUND/FIND SUCH A DRIVE AND NOT PUNCHED IT IN WITH NAIL GUN I WILL HAUNT YOU AND YOUR WHOLE EXTENDED FAMILY FROM BEYOND DEATH

 No.900192

Fuck off.


 No.900214>>900243

I'm pretty sure law enforcement can differentiate between childhood photos of you running around naked and 1TB full of child models and CP.


 No.900222

>>900187 (OP)

>hard drive got destroyed

>not summoning a deity to 'blow' on it

heh


 No.900229

>>900187 (OP)

>encrypted childhood photos

Stop lying, we all know what kind of photos those were


 No.900232

>have an encrypted 1 TB drive full of child porn childhood photos, whole unencrypted iphone and ipod backups you made from kids as a kid, your whole [deleted] facebook ~nudes~ takeout archive, several nudes [autistic but well-written] files kept on your friends and colleagues including screen shots of snapchat, whatsapp exports and voice recordings of phone sex, lots of virtualbox machines containing tor browser and onion bookmarks that you have no idea what you've done in them, and lots of embarrassing porn non cheese

>lose it one and half years ago

thanks for the tip!

>thank to all gods because it was encrypted

we can escrow your keys

>.

>.

>it dawns on you that there was a slight possibility of it being not encrypted at that moment because around that time you lost back-up keys to encryption, and might have half-assed it and not encrypted it back

we'll check if it's (you) 😹


 No.900240

should've used plain dm-crypt


 No.900243>>900286 >>900666

>>900214

>I'm pretty sure law enforcement can differentiate between childhood photos of you running around naked and 1TB full of child models and CP.

I'm completely sure you're wrong.

http://www.dallasobserver.com/news/1-hour-arrest-6419852


 No.900244>>900261

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Some1 posted ur pix on /b/ OP.


 No.900261

>>900244

Stop avatarfagging.


 No.900283

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>>900187 (OP)

>Childhood Photos

>CP

HMMMMMMMMMM


 No.900286

>>900243

It's a shame these Peruvians didn't know about the second amendment and castle laws. I would have exercised my legal right to shoot CPS in the face. Poor illegals didn't know their rights. This is why you should become a US citizen so you can shoot people in the face.


 No.900666

>>900243

>Land of the Free™

Pussy Kim Jong-un wimped out, now it's up to based Russia and China to do the deed.


 No.900697

someone shoot this pedo


 No.900733

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>childhood photos


 No.900743>>900750

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>lost my old tekkit 1.2.5 server with hundreds of hours of playtime from me and my friends because dad didn't know how to install nvidia drivers properly

>.

>.

>learn later that I could probably have repaired it with sfc or even chkdsk and had my precious tekkit server back

the sum of past incompetence haunts me to this day


 No.900750>>900809 >>901409

>>900743

>lost data because of gpu driver

>probably could have read the data off the disk

One of these days, anon.


 No.900809>>900828

>>900750

Well, it didn't overwrite it but borked some system files and made the Windows 7 install unbootable. In retrospect reinstalling the whole OS probably wasn't necessary.


 No.900828

>>900809

Sweetie, you don't have to boot to the drive to access the files on it.


 No.900829>>900854 >>901410

I used to encrypt my collection of nudes and up it to a cloud but accidentally the cloud excluded my 16+ gigs of nudes from multiple ex gfs and girl i had a "thing".


 No.900854

>>900829

Life was trying to teach you the lesson that 3D is PD.


 No.901409

>>900750

I had that happen earlier this year. Partition table on my NTFS partition was as good as unrecoverable, so I had to use photorec to read the files from the block device. It took a solid day (even with scripts to help) to sort through all the recovered files (it's amazing the junk on Windows, cached image especially), but I got pretty much everything back.


 No.901410

>>900829

>claims he has bitches.

Prove it, anon. We want to see poontan.


 No.902362

Why do you even keep that much data? Did you ever go through the whole thing even once?




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