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 No.851186>>851210 >>851230 >>851486 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

This faggot at Nissan literally wants you to give up your thoughts to your car:

https://www.extremetech.com/extreme/261110-brain-electrodes-nissans-b2v-driver-skills-amplifier

>The system could also detect driver discomfort or fatigue. If the car is autonomous or semi-autonomous, Gheorghe says, AI could “change the driving configuration or driving style.”

>Dr. Lucian Gheorghe, senior innovation researcher at the Nissan Research Center in Japan, leads the B2V research. “The potential applications of the technology are incredible,” he says. As for the research, the test driver wears a device that looks like a skullcap or headset, with wiring leads coming off the back. The cap measures brain wave activity. It can pick up waves that repeat themselves each time the driver encounters a given situation. It can both detect and predict.

 No.851199

that's retardedly comlicated, no one's going to wear a fucking skullcap to drive.

there's already software implemented by other car companies that detect sudden lane movement and notify the driver.


 No.851210>>851232 >>851288

>>851186 (OP)

why does he look like a faggot?


 No.851230>>851287

>>851186 (OP)

but how to drive this thing if you're a brainlet?


 No.851232>>851265

>>851210

> senior innovation researcher

Because he is.


 No.851265

>>851232

>innovation

>how can we complicate things even more?

so fucking sick of this shit


 No.851285>>851296 >>851516

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this is all you ever need in a car


 No.851287

>>851230

Don't worry, we'll have access to the ability to drive anything taken away before this even reaches market.


 No.851288

>>851210

he's a gypsy


 No.851296>>851307

>>851285

how many mpg?


 No.851307>>851373 >>851529

>>851296

It could get 1MPG and I might still drive it.

>no computers

>no built-in tracking device

>no remote kill switch

>no annoying seatbelt warnings

>no retarded auto transmission that shifts at the wrong time every fucking time

>no hand grenades disguised as airbags

>cops/fbi/cia/etc cannot EMP it

>work on it yourself at home

>simple construction

>parts are cheap

>slowly working on your car on the weekend is comfy


 No.851312>>851371

>be romanian

>see Dr. Lucian Gheorghe

>Dr

>see that image

100% this faggot is a gigantic asslicker who barely does anything, I had one faggot like him just in school insecurities pouring out of his being like a masturbating volcano


 No.851332


 No.851368>>851521

File (hide): 53ac9020866c66d⋯.jpg (73.15 KB, 1920x1200, 8:5, HAL.jpg) (h) (u)

"I love working with people."

"I can tell from your voice harmonics, Dave, that you're badly upset. Why don't you take a stress pill and get some rest?"

"I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave."


 No.851371>>851716

>>851312

>romanian

it's spelled "romani"


 No.851373>>851380 >>851465 >>851587

>>851307

Couldn't they just EMP the wires going from the key turning slot to the starter? Like wouldn't that cut off fuel flow from the fuel pump and put you SOL anyways?


 No.851380>>851383

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>>851373

>Couldn't they just EMP the wires going from the key turning slot to the starter?

That's why you should get a good old fashioned diesel car. Or a truck like pic related that drinks gasoline, diesel, butter, whatever.


 No.851383>>851510

>>851380

>that rust under the front side

Hellno.jpg

>Or a truck like pic related that drinks gasoline, diesel, butter, whatever.

If I wanted that kind of protection I could just weld and mount a lead bracket protecting the starter and put a THICC cable made of plastic and alluminum over the wires going to the starter from the keyslot.

>That's why you should get a good old fashioned diesel car

What's the difference in the starter of the diesel car and the older then 1996 gasoline cars? I thought they still had the same bullshit wires going to a starter?


 No.851465

>>851373

Bigger systems are immune from EMP because the actual current spike isn't that big. It's the delicate computerized stuff that really gets fried.


 No.851486

>>851186 (OP)

>connect brain to computer

>innovation

I can't imagine how lazy or dull this guy is that he's passing off such an old idea as an innovation. It's almost depressing that we, as a society, allow for such behavior. The humane thing to do would be to euthanize this sad man.


 No.851504

As if I needed any more reasons not to buy their shitty brand, or to buy new at all. Who the hell would pay 30k+ for this bullshit? Millenial normies? They're all taking Ubers because owning a car is just like so passe man.


 No.851510

>>851383

mechanical fuel injection, as diesels don't have spark plugs once it's going you can short out anything and it would still keep running. I know for a fact the 6BT cummins in the 90's dodge rams will run with no electricity. add in a manual trans and you can start it no matter what.


 No.851516

>>851285

If you do want electronics in it for whatever reason, there should be standardized dimensions for just sliding in components of your chose like a server rack.


 No.851521

>>851368

This. Faggot niggerbrains love being assimilated.


 No.851529>>851535 >>851537

>>851307

eat a benis

you should not drive shit which pollutes the air so much, when there are alternatives

>>no annoying seatbelt warnings

are you a future darwin award who intentionally forgets seat belt?

>no hand grenades disguised as airbags

you can uninstall them if you want

>no retarded auto transmission that shifts at the wrong time every fucking time

what is CVT? also, modern ones are not that much stupid

>no built-in tracking device

usually you can rip it out, too


 No.851535

>>851529

>be a slave goy, be one of us


 No.851537

File (hide): 8087365e72271d6⋯.mp4 (490.59 KB, 640x360, 16:9, You_have_to_have_gone_to_c….mp4) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]


 No.851587>>851613

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>>851373

>fuel pumps

>electric starters

What is it with all these postmodern horseless carriages relying on unnecessary and fragile electric appliances for basic function?


 No.851613

>>851587

I think there is a big divide between generations.

>old people don't give a fuck because they do not understand the implications of adopting certain technologies

>young people don't give a fuck because they cannot remember a time when such tech did not exist. Further, they view the time before such tech as being a kind of dark age, and they believe that anything that falls below a certain level of tech is "boring" and/or of limited use.

>Those of us in the middle, who remember the time when the old and new overlapped, are the most critical of new and questionable advancements in tech. We know very well the shortcomings of tech, and where it should and should not be used. We understand the extent to which tech should be trusted and depended on.

This is just a generalization. There will be people who, for whatever reason, fall outside if their range.


 No.851630

Well if they can make it work the other way around, i.e. if I can control the car with my brain, then I'd take it. A lot of the time is taken by you having to physically move your limbs to actuate the controls which is important in case of emergency. Going 55, you can travel as much as 50 feet while you get your foot to the brake pedal, before you even start to actually brake. With brain detector cap it's nearly instantaneous, it reads that you need to apply brake before it even pops up into your consciousness, and electronically actuated brake is much faster to kick in than you can actuate it by foot.


 No.851631

>bitching about auto transmission like manual doesn't exist as an alternative

This is basically an official statement to the whole planet that americans are too retarded to drive and should not be allowed on roads.


 No.851676

>851529 tell me, uterr fag, why should I buy a car, a new car(while being forced to it by state[EU]), that doesn't do anything expected from car[I AM DRIVER] and does so much shit around I don't want and will never use? I just wanna drive a fuckin car, I myself wanna repair the car and, of course, I wanna "own" the car.


 No.851716

>>851371

no, man it's spelled romanian

romani people it's a different thing

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romani_people_in_Romania

they're great and we have a lot, I think as much as hungarians but they declare themselves romanian ( people don't really have a problem with that )




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