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▶New Year's /tech/ Resolutions Anonymous 01/01/18 (Mon) 00:18:31 No.845791>>845858 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

What are your /tech/ related revolutions for 2018? Most of you cannot even program, so I'd suggest you lurk for the year while reading all of Knuth's Art of Computer Programming books before posting.

The only vice I partake in is browsing with JavaScript enabled. I'm going to kick that habit for 2018, and I'd encourage all of you to do the same. No, uMatrix isn't enough, go all the way.

▶Anonymous 01/01/18 (Mon) 00:34:39 No.845796

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>not already having disabled non-local fonts ontop of the usual turning off of images and pajeetscript plus turning on an adblocker.

Do you even write your own compiler?

▶Anonymous 01/01/18 (Mon) 00:57:08 No.845801

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I'll forcibly remove the socjus cancer from tech or die trying, wish me luck

▶Anonymous 01/01/18 (Mon) 04:47:14 No.845842>>845873

Kill all the /pol/aks on this board.

World is a fuck

▶Anonymous 01/01/18 (Mon) 05:30:36 No.845852

Stop using Windows XP.

▶Anonymous 01/01/18 (Mon) 05:43:19 No.845857

I want to disappear so I can consume life.

▶Anonymous 01/01/18 (Mon) 05:44:49 No.845858>>845873

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>>845791 (OP)

I will start programming in Rust and Javascript.

▶Anonymous 01/01/18 (Mon) 06:47:23 No.845873>>845892

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>>845858

>not also programming in Java while you're at it

It's like you don't even poo in the designated street.

>>845842

There is no need to be upset, my friend.

▶Anonymous 01/01/18 (Mon) 07:08:48 No.845875>>845990

3840x2160 :^)

▶Anonymous 01/01/18 (Mon) 08:22:56 No.845883

I will be kinder, to the many retards that post here. It's not their fault they were born stupid.

▶Anonymous 01/01/18 (Mon) 08:51:56 No.845890

Learn java and get a job.

▶Anonymous 01/01/18 (Mon) 08:56:09 No.845892

>>845873

>>not also programming in Java while you're at it

Java is nothing spectacular. Not the best language obviously, but also no really outstanding fuck ups (except the absence of user defined value types, which btw might get fixed eventually).

▶Anonymous 01/01/18 (Mon) 17:53:01 No.845990

>>845875

Oh you!

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