>"Yes sir, what are you in for today?"
Just a check up.
>"Oh, o.k. sir, could I have two photo IDs, your insurance card, your name, alias, address, two e-mail addresses, your employer, employer's address, your cell, homeline, alternate line in case we can't get a hold of you there--"
Uh
>"Wait a minute sir, we have additional forms for your medical history since your birth, attachment statements to document that history, also we need your birth certificate, social security, taxpayer number--"
I didn't think
>"Well, please fill out what you can sir, anyways, if you could fill out the same forms for your spouse, children and your parents--"
Do I have to give you my cell--
>"It's required for service here sir, also these forms are so we can share this information with anyone from your ex-wives' detective agency that decide they want dirt on you to the CVS pharmacy clerk that got bored and is looking for gossip."
Why didn't you tell me about this when I was making the appointment?
>"Sir, this is standard medical information :^)."
I don't think I'll be going through with this appointment then, you Shanghai'd me.
>"Of course sir, the cancellation fee is $30 :^). Also, that growth on your neck looks very dangerous, are you sure you don't want someone to see it right now? :^) :^) :^)."
How the fuck do I get out of this bullshit?