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>its software searches for certain phrases that could be clues, such as the questions “Are you ok?” and “Can I help?”

so basically this software doesn't just scan for the suicidal faggots post. it scans people's responses to it. so instead of calling the cops directly to swat someone, just get a bunch of fake accounts to spam

"are you okay?"

"please don't do it!"

facebook is now in the business of calling the cops on people.

Will they finally discover that the root cause for suicides is largely modernity and a leftist environment?

>>829133

how many suicides are directly related to or caused by facebook.

>>829134

>2020: Harvard study finds "lack of Facebook time" to be major factor in suicides

>>829134

I don't know, but I can say with confidence that suicides before the 20th century were rare and largely caused by a dishonour, a.k.a. someone got caught doing something irredeemably bad.

Also from mentally ill tragic artists/writers, etc

Apart from that, suicide was something unheard of.

>your life is basicly shit and you want to end it?

>not today goyy, we've not decided to end it yet

>>829133

I'm sorry cuck, are the mean leftists triggering you? Giving you thoughts of suicide?

>>829140

Not at all, it's the leftists themselves there are like that.

>>829138

lol fucking this.

>we can't harvest your data and sell it if your dead

>>829140

observe, here we see the leftist using stolen terms trying to apply his own feelings to his opponent. the leftist becomes a laughing stock, as his stolen terms have little power and xir's anger is easily revealed.

>>829138

>>829142

>Being suicidal because your life is so shit

Literally the quitters way out. If you want to do it though then be my guest

Can picture Zuckerberg as a future authoritarian figure in a hi-tech world.

Stammering and sweating as he places new decrees.

Eventually the stammering and sweating stop and he comes into his own.

Then the nightmare begins.

>using goybook

>Some faggot posts another diatribe on Goybook

>Spam comments with "Are you OK?" "Please think of your family!"

>Target is successfully on suicide watch

They say that they're gonna have "workers" handling reports, but corners will be cut. Looking forward to the kvetching.

>>829155

"workers" will boil down to some poonigger in india who barely understands english and is more than happy to fuck over whatever idiot lib wants to off himself in the states. he's going to be laughing thinking about how shitty this suicidal faggot's life is as he's taking his shit break on the shit street

Automisation is not advancing fast enough and they still need their slaves.

>>829133

<America is leftist

Back to /pol/ you ignorant retard.

>>829170

Some of us here actually care about privacy.

>>829138

>not today goyy, we've not decided to end it yet

My thoughts exactly. I fucking hate our society where death and all that belongs to it are taboo or everything is done to not let it happen, by all means.

>have cancer and 2 month to live?

<better spend 1 mio shekels to extend it for 4 days

>be old and can't move anymore, need to be spoonfed and want to end it?

<better make it illegal for your family to support you (depends on the country)

>wanna end it and tell FB beforehand?

<lolno, you have to stay, goy!

>>829171

>Back to /pol/ you ignorant retard.

you have no power here, libshit

>>829138

Need to keep you alive. Clicking and consuming.

>>829172

Then why do they use Facebook? It's not exactly privacy friendly...

>>829171

>Democrats

>Not leftist with respect to American politics

>>829177

The ones complaining about lack of privacy the most don't actually use facebook. Most still don't care though.

>>829178

Nice reading comprehension.

>>829170

Probably EU data protection laws.

>>829182

suicide is already illegal

>>829184

>Will they finally discover that the root cause for suicides is largely modernity and a capitalist environment controlled by jews?

Fix'd that for ya.

>>829184

>When you're so retarded that you shun Social Democracy but defend Cultural Marxism

>>829140

>waits the approval of some jew before ending HIS life

> calls me cuck

Just delet yourself faggot

>>829204

>Not seeking your master's approval

>The master YHWH created to rule you

Get a load of this goy