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>he thinks things will be any better in 2050

Replace your blood with soylent via IV.

>>1037074

This is just like that Candlejack shit all over again, everyone knows it isn

And just who is going to keep the lights on in the facility where your body is kept? Are you willing to trust them to not chop their genitals off and stop considering you normal enough for reanimation by 2050? Have you considered the possibility of waking up only to be butchered for those fresh, preserved organs that Mr. Goldberg ordered? Your futurist fantasy is SanFran techie-retarded and things won't simply get better by incrementing $current_year. Enjoy the wild ride.

Just drink soylent and post on twitter all day while doing yoga.

>>1037097

>doing yoga

There is absultely nothing wrong with this

>drinking soylent and posting on twitter all day

Now this is faggotry.

>>1037096

>what are solar panels with autocleaning wipers/machines

>what is a timer set for 50 years

>what is a underground chamber of concrete enclosed with food for when you wake up

Its like you aren't even trying.

>>1037100

>food good after 50 years

Even when not exposed to moisture or oxygen at all, almost everything will have spoiled by this point simply due to nuclear decay.

>>1037100

>>1037097

It depends on whether you're doing authentic yoga (meditating until your third eye literally opens) or western yoga (paying large amounts of sheksls to make silly poses in a yoga studio every other week)

>>1037100

>solar panels busted by hail

>timer breaks down

>moisture ingress crumbles concrete

You're going to need the help of the conscious if you want this to work, anon.

>>1037106

>what is seed storage for 50 years to be planted

>what is honey in glass jars

>what is canned meat https://archive.fo/rw36g

>Stories tell of rations dating back as far as World War II being eaten up to 75 years after being prepared, but we’d like to focus on one story in particular. Mainly because the food in question is cake, a food that normally goes bad in just days. US Army Colonel Henry Moak made a promise to himself that on the day he retired, he’d eat a piece of pound cake issued to him during the Vietnam War. True to his word, at his retirement ceremony in 2009, Moak opened and then consumed a 40-year-old piece of cake. He cut it with a sabre, of course, for optimal coolness.

You really don't know about any of this do you?

>>1037110

Why would you put your installation somewhere hail could get to it? It should be in a desert or something with alot of sun.

>>1037110

>moisture ingress

>what is rebar

>what is steel reinforced

<timer breaks down

>what is a printed circuit board. Why will it not decay for the next few hundred thousand years

>>1037112

>>1037106

Honey lasts for thousands of years. There was 3000 year old edible honey found in the pyramid. The pyramid was probably a giant beehive tbh.

Better invest your lifetime in inventing a gene therapy, that'll slow down or stop aging.

>>1037110

What about an AI? I don't what level OP is, but maybe he could just wait.

>>1037116

We should print circuits with honey. Fuck silicon.

>>1037114

>>what is rebar

>>what is steel reinforced

The very thing that makes concrete more vulnerable to water damage. Iron expands when it rusts. You're exchanging short term durability for a crumbling wreck in the long term.

>>1037107

>third eye

I tried researching this, but it's full of retards being wishy-washy, I can't get any definite info on what the third eye is supposed to do, how you will know it is open, and how you reach that state.

>>1037106

>he doesn't watch Steve1989MREInfo

>>1037137

>I tried researching this, but it's full of retards being wishy-washy

You'll quickly learn to filter the bullshit from what's true.

>I can't get any definite info on what the third eye is supposed to do

It's a bit complex to say the least. Put simply, it's your pineal gland. It contains photoreceptors just like your eyes. You can see stuff with it. Really.

>how you will know it is open

You will 100% without a doubt, know.

>and how you reach that state.

There are multiple ways to do it. It can happen through meditation, but unless you're well trained and very dedicated it's unlikely. You can't do it simply by meditating 20 minutes every morning. More like a few days a time. You can also force it open with drugs, as anyone who's ever taken hallucinogens can tell you. Any religion with a real sacrament that's not a styrofoam wafer can attest to this. I won't say not to try it a few times to see what your mind is truly capable of, but doing this with any kind of regularity is a bad idea since it's very uncontrollable.

>>1037137

>I can't get any definite info

That's because everyone in those communities are LARPers.

>>1037114

Circuit board won't last 50 years in operation. If you think a device can remained powered on for a few hundred thousand years and still function you're certifiably retarded. Maybe the copper board itself could be fine, but you're going to get component failure.

>>1037147

no u

>>1037137

third eye is ur pineal gland... thing in ur brain that makes u think outside the box n shit

>>1037151

<If you think a device can remained powered on for a few hundred thousand years

Op is talking about 40 years a most you faggot. I don't expect nor think it possible for a PCB to last a few millinea by reason of rust. But a few decades is more then reasonable see the history of super computers https://archive.fo/PAw7W

>>1037141

yep 7gs of shrooms alone caused an ego death... that did it for me

>>1037160

>>1037114

>Why will it not decay for the next few hundred thousand years

Take it up with the faggot that said it.

>archive

Do you think that any of those computers have spent 40 years in operation? They existed 40 year ago, sure, and in less than a decade after manufacture most were scrapped or mothballed. When they were in use they required plenty of maintenance. In 50 years OP's shit will have already been pushed in by capacitor aging, fan failures, and hard drive failure without some variety of repair intervention.

>>1037059 (OP)

>2050

>I want to skip these shit years to a more ready world.

LOL "more ready" for what? Whites are becoming an endangered species. Europe and North America are being overrun by mudskins, and China is building massive infrastructure in Africa. The future is a mass of Han bugmen extracting resources from en-niggered parts of the world for the Huawei brain-implant devices that will stream government propaganda into their brains 24/7 (yes, even in their dreams). Assuming you're not simply discarded or rendered into biofuel, you'll be freeze dried, packaged, and sold for a few yuan as a snack in the Vancouver enclave from which the chinks administer their northern-North America resource extraction operation.

You're not a transhumanist. Like all OPs, you're just a faggot.

>>1037059 (OP)

>I need to sustain my body in this state to the year 2050.

1 word: soylent. You can't go wrong.

>>1037582

>natural death people

Pleb. Soylent Gold is made from people who were tortured to death. Really adds a surge of flavor you wouldn't get anywhere else.

>>1037059 (OP)

There are some cryonics companies such as Alcor in U.S. and KrioRus in Russia. You should pay them $13,000 - 200,000. But is it enough to revive you several dozen years after your death?

I think the companies don't want to unfreeze and revive you because it is more expensive than just preserving you frozen!

>>1037594

They can't preserve you forever. If the cost decreases, they will unfreeze and revive you as preserving costs constantly.

>>1037597

I'm not sure that'll work. Just think of what happens if you freeze and thaw a chicken repeatedly. It gets nasty, fast. Fasty.

>>1037594

I'd be interested in seeing a contract for one of those places. I bet there's a "cost recovery" mechanism that basically makes you their slave if you're in debt to them for the cost of storage or revival.

I doubt any of the people frozen with current technology will be able to be revived, though, so it's probably a moot point.

Cryonics is BS. I looked into the shit alcor does out of morbid curiosity several years ago. They flush the entire body with a highly toxic preservative and still, the freezing damages body cells like freezing does. Their whole concept is "lol, I dunno they'll figure something out in the future". Their customer base is crazies and people who couldn't deal with their impending death or the death of a loved one. They freeze heads without bodies (it's cheaper) and have even frozen people which brains already were mush due to how long they were dead or how violent that death was. They don't give a shit and basically have no plan besides "nanomachines and stuff". The theory makes sense in so far as if you can preserve the brain exactly as it was, you basically preserve the person. We simply do not have the technology for it though and the cells in the brain take damage very, very quickly as soon as they are not supplied with energy anymore. Also freezing does a lot of damage. Life is very fragile.

Build a starship and travel at relativistic speeds for a few months in the outer regions of the solar system. 1g of constant acceleration/deceleration is all you need.

>>1037078

(((jew)))

>>1037677

The preservatives dont damage cells as badly as water when frozen, but its hard to replace the water inside cells so there is still damage. I read up on it too, who doesnt want to be highlander?

>Not focusing your research instead on life-extending technologies, experimental medical therapies, and cutting-edge artificial organs to just extend your life an extra century

>>1037059 (OP)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKfR6bAXr-c