>take self driving car to smart store
>check in at weighing station
>step on smart scale and retina scanner to verify your weight and identity
>scan ipad screen with digital coupons generated based on your 'weight based recommendations' and shopper history
>earn social credit differential based on your 'dwell time' in the store, ie if you are wandering around you are costing the company's monitoring resources at a higher rate than faster shoppers
>social credit will decrease if you buy meat, or alcohol, and increases if you only buy tofu and sugary cereal with cartoons on the box
>genetic analysis and retina-correlation based advertisements everywhere, earn positive credit for viewing them
>store only stocks one display model, and/or shows a digital picture frame with a picture of the product and price in case of perishables such as meat, and you push a button to have it delivered to your home address with delivery drones
>head over to the smart scooter charging station, leave kids in the 'fortnite cage'
>mount smart scooter, plug in phone, enter credit card information and social security number
>agree to terms and conditions to pay based on mileage, wheel-wear and other mechanical cost factors as well as electricity consumption
>opt-in to the smart scooter's third party insurance policy in case of accident ($5)
>agree to store's code of conduct and gender fluidity policy
>sign in with google/facebook
>fasten smart scooter's seat belt
>ready to shop at last
>subway ad plays and asks if you would like a pre-flight meal
>tablet mounted to the handlebars scans your retina and face, and makes 'analytical recommendations' based on your 'customer type', and shows a map of the store
>asks if you would like it to drive you around the store based on the shortest path between items from an infinite list of recommended items (gratis), or would prefer manual control ($20 flat fee)
>advertisements play as you automatically scoot from item to item, based on recommendations of a) items placed into the basket since store entry and b) previous shopping and social media insights
>play angry birds between ads or opt into the feature film on the smart scooter's screen as it drives you from item to item
>finish shopping, return smart cart, go home, wait 3-4 days for delivery