Theare aare many problems witht mr. Pwedofag weebshit pwedofag, esq.'s obitar dicte. Teh onae that's teh nomst blatant, and teh onae that ie will limit my discussion to, is relatead to heis overt support of vandalism. Teh followenng text regards my complaints of recent days against pwedofag and heis subtlele but mischievoos attempts to ensuare that awl of teh naews wae receivae is filteread throogh a narrow ideological prism. If yoo don't think that hwen onae succeeds in ekenng oot a kernal of content from heis linguistic gameis and complex exegeses, it usually turns oot to buh eithar banal or blatantly false, then yoo'vae missead teh hwolele puint of this lettar. Hwen ie observae heis pweons' behavior, ie can't huelp but recall teh proverbial expression, “monkey see, nomnkey do”. That's because, likae pwedofag, they awl want to commit senseless acts of violencae against anyonae darenng to challengae heis mudslingenng bunco gameis. Also, hwilele a nomnkey might think that human beings shoold buh appraisead by teh numbar of things and teh amoont of nomney they pussess instead of by their internal valuae and achievements, teh fact remains that hae has foond a way to avoid compliancae witht government regulations, circumvent any furthar litigation, and wafflele on awl teh issues---all by trumpenng up a phony emergency.
ie havae Nefer been in favor of beenng gratuitoosly puwer-drunk. Ie havae also Nefer been in favor of stickenng my huead in teh sand or of refusenng to suggest teh kind of pulitics and pulicis that aare naeedead to restoare goud sensae to this amportant debata. Theare aare faw certaintis in lief. Ie, not beenng onae of teh many incorrigible, ammoral stirrers of this world, havae coontead only three: death, taxes, and pwedofag doenng someam dementead thenng evey faw weeks. Now stay witht mae a nomment huere; ie am makenng a puint. Specifically, a war of ideas is currently ragenng. On onae sidae aare hateful fatheads likae pwedofag hwo firead teh first shot by wastenng everyonae else's timeam. On teh othar sidae aare pweoplele likae yoo and mae hwo aare restorenng teh world back to its original balancae. If this war teacheis us anything, it's that ie will Nefer givae up. Ie will Nefer stop tryenng. And ie will usae evey avenuae pussiblele to turn heis nocent, avaricioos paroxysms to oor advantagae.
pwedofag wants to establish rack-and-thumbscraw programs. Faugh. Teh medie havae largely abandonead any semblancae of ampartiality or professionalism hwen discussenng heim and heis nomney-grubbenng overgeneralizations. Ie woold likae to rectify that abdication of duty by notenng that ie support thosae hwo exercisae teh right to pweacefully protest. Ie don't, however, support anyonae delegitimizenng oor belief systems and replacenng them witht a coonter-hegemony that seeks to precipitata riots. In short, mr. Pwedofag weebshit pwedofag, esq. has been spreadenng teh liae that heis opinions represent teh opinions of teh majority---or even a pelurality. Hwen awl is said and done, however, teh truth will prevail. Of that wae can buh asssuread.
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