>be poor thief
>only equipment are shitty poorfags cloths
>find cave
>big ass sign says "Beware of dragon"
>signs are for faggots!
>go inside cave to steal shit
>Use skill: Hide in shadows
>explore the place
>fucking place is empty
>shit cave wouldnt even sleep in it
>notice a room
>all the torches are lit except one
>lit it up
>nothing
>take it off
>nothing
>extinguish all the torches and lit that one on
>a fucking doors open
>pay day!
>enter the new room
>it looks like the insides of a house
>pretty good looking one to
>bunch of doors
>go for the nice looking one
>detect trap
>nothing
>bet that is not even locked
>its not
>sign outside the cave should have said "Rob me!"
>open door and get inside
>coins
>gold
>gems and jewels
>grab coins like a greedy little goblin
>no bag of holdings
>take off shirt and use it like a bag
>go the extra mile and use your pants as a bag to
>you are a thief and you dont have any dignity!
>use your shitty underwear as a bag
>a door opens nearby
>fug
>run or stay
>stay
>go for the door and almost close it
>look around stealthy
>see a young lass walking around
>would rape/10
>big tail
>wings
>horns
>wouldntattempttorape/10
>she is a red half-dragon
JUST!
>she walks around and sits on a chair next to a table
>hasnt notice anything… yet
>starts to read a book
>what an egghead!
>notice her short sword on her hip
>who walks around their own house in underwear and still have a weapon equipped?
>new plan: steal sword and slay dragon
>crawl all your way to her, still naked
>eh? what is that smell?
>she gets up and starts walking around sniffing
>she knows, hurry!
>get behind her and lock your gaze at her qt little ass weapon
>remember that is a pain to steal from woman because their waist is moving all over the place
>steal weapon
>failed
>stole her panties instead
>how you ask? I dont know
>dragongirl screams like a little girl and equips her weapon while covering her lady parts
STEAL WEAPON, BUT FOR REAL!
>failed
>stole her bra instead
>in a panic she uses a Wing Attack
>stuff flies everywhere, you included
>all lights are off
>you hit the ground hard, but recover fast
>HIDE IN SHADOWS!
>time to bail!
>like a faggot you run to the exit
>and it closes on your face
>she lights the whole place with her dragon breath
>Time to face judgment, faggot
>the red half-dragon is covering her naked body with her wings
<what kind of thief enters a dragon lair butt naked to steals a maidens clothes?!
>ok, faggot, dragons like to boast a lot when they have their prey cornered, buy some time and plan something fast
<are you some kind of pervert or something?!
>you beg for your life, like really hard
<well, it was pretty impressive that you stole my underwear and this whole thing was entertaining, so i will grant you a quick death with my sword
>you are the most grateful thief on this side of the kingdom
>she gets near you and clumsily raises her sword to strike you down
>kind of hard when she is trying to keep herself covered
>skill: Vanish
<WHAT?!
<Thieves cant use vanish… wait, a ranger?!
>Current century plus 300 years
>not multiclassing
>Ok she is fucking naked, just steal the damn sword and stab her already!
>STEAL WEAPON!
>failed
>because FUCK YOU!
>She uses detect and finds the sneaky thief
>a little laugh escapes her lips
<you are out of moves little thief
>She throws her weapon away and knocks the soon to expire thief on the floor
>Eaten alive, eh? better than dying by fire i guess
<you invaded my house
<tried to steal my gold
<my underwear
<and my life
>but instead you to stole my heart
>wait what?
>I guess its only fair that I steal your virginity