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File: d9e389c24628343⋯.png (149.43 KB, 800x604, 200:151, Thick.png)

622546  No.361707

Well guys, it's official. I'm a lightweight anf my phone's about to die. Is there a connection to mgs and alcoholism? Post mgs and alcohol. i hope i get home in one piece.

7e55b7  No.361708

File: 8811a006b8d2ddf⋯.jpg (66.35 KB, 500x600, 5:6, Drunk Yuugi.jpg)

File: 700f14270129e19⋯.png (691.18 KB, 700x583, 700:583, Yuugi4.png)

File: 9868ee07c5c3303⋯.jpg (248.88 KB, 600x600, 1:1, drunk oni.jpg)

Don't die or get mugged out there, anon.


7e55b7  No.361709

>>361708

Oops, thought there was a bowl in that second one, but she's probably drunk anyway.


4a70b7  No.361716

File: 1561f2b7d711d95⋯.jpg (102.68 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1440273033485.jpg)

>Is there a connection to mgs and alcoholism?

I'm a teetotaler, and I love me some monster girls.


321343  No.361718

File: 3ad4bf436f2cf55⋯.png (709.96 KB, 1057x1129, 1057:1129, 3ad4bf436f2cf5521a865ae3bf….png)

>>361707

>drinking to cope

Just do calisthenics until your body feels like its ripped apart. It's much more productive than getting drunk, I assure you.


8698fd  No.361734

>>361707

>>361708

Onis would make all of us look like lightweights. Don't drink with them or they'll certainly take advantage of you!

>>361718

Not everyone wants to be productive all the time you know


622546  No.361744

>>361734

>Onis would just fuck you while drunk.

I dont mind

https://youtu.be/5fijFRq9G3E


622546  No.361746

>>361716

Nice man, how many beers do you sell on the weekends?


4a70b7  No.361748

File: 175c5e23ce2774a⋯.jpg (20.47 KB, 650x608, 325:304, 817319c3881263fc98f9498467….jpg)

>>361746

Trick question: I don't go outside.


8c745e  No.361851

File: 57c3104582dc7f2⋯.jpg (252.87 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 57c3104582dc7f298bf6c92a97….jpg)

File: 26a0b202dc47a89⋯.jpg (92.72 KB, 850x601, 850:601, smug yuugi.jpg)

File: c450cce4569119a⋯.jpg (136.74 KB, 900x563, 900:563, 5fe80f13e097b3b78cf4df345b….jpg)

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>>361734

>Don't drink with them or they'll certainly take advantage of you

Nothing wrong with that as long as they take responsibility.


1f7458  No.361854

>>361744 (checked)

>direct linking

Oh shit, nigger. What are you doing?


bcc12d  No.361859

>>361851

Which flavour of oni is best: red, blue or flat?


8c745e  No.361862


1d5ce4  No.361863

>>361859

What are yellow onis like?

And if a red oni consumes enough iron to turn her purple due to red mixing with blue, what kind of personality do her offspring end up with?


8c745e  No.361864

>>361863

Do you mean blue oni?

>if a red oni consumes enough iron to turn her purple due to red mixing with blue, what kind of personality do her offspring end up with

Fuck off Lysenko


14e65d  No.361868

File: 771bbebf171b118⋯.jpg (292.56 KB, 792x900, 22:25, 59838621_p0.jpg)

File: de44fd9ba369bfb⋯.jpg (483.62 KB, 1100x1000, 11:10, 67788688_p0.jpg)

File: c59563c6145f21d⋯.jpg (183.21 KB, 634x930, 317:465, 67788688_p1.jpg)

File: 1f53adbbb2b375c⋯.jpg (115.59 KB, 660x600, 11:10, 67788688_p4.jpg)

File: 4f0ebb48736a9bd⋯.jpg (373.93 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, 67788688_p2.jpg)

>>361863

>What are yellow onis like?

Playful to the extent of being childish. Athletic. Possibly have a cultural obsession with jinkos.


1d5ce4  No.361871

>>361868

They sounds nice.


b263e4  No.361873

>>361868

Cute, CUTE, CUTE!


090d37  No.361874

File: 0eef631e8ebbec1⋯.png (368.21 KB, 408x738, 68:123, 1484335331973.png)

>>361868

Fuck is blue supposed to be the original color for that first one? If so, then here's an edit for it.


5cac89  No.361928

File: 39e4784fa9eaf77⋯.mp4 (6.63 MB, 608x1080, 76:135, Down a Jack.mp4)

>>361707

how much did you drink and are you dead?

>>361718

not drinking and then lifting in a drunken rage


e7a660  No.361952

File: b9091986fdf73a5⋯.jpg (758.83 KB, 2041x1379, 2041:1379, 1343640 - Centorea_Shianus….jpg)

I think monster girls and alcohol are a winning combo. Doesn't make drinking any healthier though.


880be8  No.361953

>>361928

That sounds dangerous.

Sadly, i didn't die. I passed out on the pavement and woke up in my bed the next day.

is my waifu real?


56230e  No.361982

>>361953

I dont know, maybe you have a guardian angel?

By the way, keep your alcoholism in check there m80, had an uncle try to drink himself to death, ended up with brain damage due to severe b1 deficiency https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wernicke-Korsakoff_syndrome


5cac89  No.362027

File: 84c1617a9dfb66a⋯.jpg (32.16 KB, 599x398, 599:398, 1416920599484.jpg)

>>361953

you probably woke up and got home yourself and just dont remember it. maybe next time dont drink an entire handle or at least do it at home so you cant get picked up by the cops and or robbed.

>>361982

that's a bummer man.


880be8  No.362067

File: 196bdda09009f41⋯.jpg (41.48 KB, 646x812, 323:406, 4956545 _bee08cbefbf7521b7….jpg)

File: ddd2034ed097faa⋯.jpg (102.21 KB, 693x1152, 77:128, seeing_red_by_lord_of_the_….jpg)

File: dc591a05b8c0ecb⋯.png (210.26 KB, 500x596, 125:149, 1428243791046.png)

>>362027

First off, what the fuck is that pic. But you and the other guy have a point though. If anything productive was done that night, it was this thread with sozzled onis.

>>361982

I don't know you anon. But you have my condolences.


34e4c1  No.362345

>>362067

the movie clockwork orange ft. what appears to be Col. sanders




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