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File: 484d33b6bb3f7e3⋯.png (325.15 KB, 680x900, 34:45, ClipboardImage.png)

62306a  No.356937

So, /monster/, you and your waifu are master thieves, eh?

Well, tell me, who's your waifu, and how does she help you break into a house and make off with the loot?

1e50bf  No.356943

File: a99468c8009722c⋯.png (262.52 KB, 1000x1167, 1000:1167, ClipboardImage.png)

>>356937

CRIME CAN NEVER BE TOLERATED CATWOMAN


5d9c74  No.356944

File: 17c280e2772198b⋯.mp4 (4.77 MB, 640x360, 16:9, StealthIsForNerds.mp4)

>Stealth

>Not going loud and proud

>Not enjoying fighting waves after waves of security then police officers then swat and finally a paramilitary security firm that makes the army look like chumps

>Not enjoying the music composed by Simon Viklund


6d3344  No.356947

>>356944

If sly Cooper taught me anything is that stealth can be fun


709f00  No.356950

File: 86af4e951a8f6ae⋯.jpg (287.67 KB, 800x1200, 2:3, 69f7dfbf20ea95f34f6513cbf7….jpg)


6d3344  No.356955

>>356950

Be sure to keep your racoon girls away from evil metal owls


89d1d8  No.356956

>breaking into houses like niggers

>not getting a danuki and bankrupting Soros and every other major kike into a heart attack

>not bankrupting EA, Ubisoft, Wizards of the Coast, and every other kike/pozzed company

>not defeating the lawyers of Games Workshop, buying it out, and making 40k and Warhammer Fantasy good again


5db433  No.356960

File: b9c90a054963e93⋯.jpg (154.97 KB, 800x1000, 4:5, danuki.jpg)

Usery


57a48b  No.356965

File: a966b28dc662f6d⋯.jpeg (125.19 KB, 800x1024, 25:32, 82FACD4A-DA05-4662-960C-2….jpeg)

>any tool at any time

>eyes everywhere to watch for witnesses

>cleans up any evidence left behind

>stores goods within her mass

<squeaky clean loot

The perfect partner.


50dab2  No.356966

File: 9d90231c61ddd3c⋯.jpg (67.33 KB, 420x510, 14:17, 1325819450739.jpg)


169d6f  No.356984

>ryu

>dragon god

>how does she help you break into a house

Just right though the wall I guess.

>and make off with the loot?

Dragon god. Fuck da police.


7fba76  No.356987

File: 660fd9660976f66⋯.jpg (50.3 KB, 662x655, 662:655, 660fd9660976f66b2e35e8fef4….jpg)

>>356966

>And then they fucking marry


e6908d  No.356992

File: a7bcf6195a8de07⋯.png (133.44 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, Bicorn6.png)

>>356937

>A MGE bicorn, two western goblins, and three western orcs.

I guess Celestine (bicorn) could be the brains or distraction. Avalee and Decima (goblins) can be stealth. Momoko, Umzuzu, and Bozgrakh (orcs) can be the muscle if shit hits the fan. I guess I'd be the driver or muscle.


6d3344  No.356999

>>356950

Also this is really good can you show me the source


82ad5e  No.357003

>>356992

What the fuck are you driving that can fit three orcs, two goblins and a bicorn?


57a48b  No.357004

>>356999

Iqdb helps


8727e0  No.357007

File: 647a0d4d6ed64e0⋯.jpg (90.96 KB, 620x877, 620:877, hellhound_by_lutherniel-d8….jpg)

The only thing my waifu has ever stolen is my heart.

She a good girl who dindu nuffin.


c853ca  No.357009

File: e2891d4a6cc5119⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 437.67 KB, 641x539, 641:539, smug horse.png)

>>357007

I know a liquor store that would dispute that claim


e6908d  No.357014

>>357003

A moving truck maybe, Celestine and Decima are magical heavy weights, they can rip open portals or change the color and minor details on the truck.


ec45fd  No.357035

>>357009

Trainer, turn off my pain inhibitors!

It's time for Gold Ship- TO LET 'ER RIP.


75385e  No.357055

>>356944

That's one of the few tacks NOT made by Viklund




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