/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance

>gift ideas!

Dick. For every occasion.

Surely you anons have something you can give that special someone to show you care.

Like a new dueling sword for that salamander, perhaps an ear cleaning kit for that dirty little elf, or maybe even 'forget' a brand new pair of running shoes that you got so you could out run that hellhound you absolutely 100% hate and totally don't want stolen because they could help her catch you.

>>355550

>gently and lovingly cleaning your elf waifu's ears as she softly moans and blushes ear to pointy ear

Goddammit /monster/. I swear I find something new that gives me a raging heart boner every day around here.

>>355550

>a new dueling sword for salamander

You have fine taste. I would plan to arrange surprise tryouts at other classes that don't normally teaches swordsmanship, but focuses on other weapon types like spears, axes etc - maybe it'll set off more sparks and create new ideas for her to use her body to her advantage in combat. That said, I'll be joining in too and accompany her to git gud too.

The best kind of gift for your girl or second best, if you want to have children with her is getting down on a knee and proposing to her with a wedding ring you have made beforehand.

>>354327

>lich

either i find a new grimiore for her to study or a whole day of dick,not much else she would be into besides maybe video games>>354327

>>355564

Research necromancy so you can sit down over a chilled bottle of whatever and engage her on it. Get her all flustered when your ubermensch human mind finds a hole in one of her theories and give her headpats and lawful hot dickings to close out the night.

>Lamia

If you're a traditionalist, ribbons for her hair and/or tail are great for your snek waifu. Such ribbons increase her kawaii levels by 125%, guaranteed. If you're a man of more modern sensibilities, then gift her giftcards for her favorite stores, restaurants and so on.

But no matter what, the two things you need to gift your snek waifu are a pair of pants and of course, Cartesian cock.

>>355564

Find her a really interesting corpse. Or maybe a bunch of corpses. If you went innawoods and got skeletons from different small animals you could almost make her a LEGO kit of bones. Then she could exercise her imagination and make a crow-frog or a mole-snake-bat.

>>357184

What if https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanegashima_(gun) is the most modern piece of equipment she is willing to use?

>>357184

>introducing a monster that turns areas into demon realms in the name of her husband to long range combat

>or modern combat in general

I need to look up how demon steel is produced. I imagine they could replace agent orange and other chemical stuff with natural products from plant based monsters.

>>357184

>probably the most traditional monstergirl in the MGE

>using anything other than 1000 fold katana