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b4506e (1)  No.353797[Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

ITT we design special dishes that monstergirls would make for their husbands and their magical properties from imbuing their mamono mana.

>slime jelly

>increases flexibility and calms consumer

>honeyed ham from honeybee

>encourages consumer to work harder

>roasted venison hunted and cooked by ushi-oni

>increases strength and durability

>inari fried tofu

>increases magical affinity

83c489 (3)  No.353805>>353810

The title of the thread made me think we were making specialized food for mamonos, instead.


7e17e7 (9)  No.353810>>353822

>>353805

I like that idea better


83c489 (3)  No.353822>>353823

>>353810

We should probably do both then.


7e17e7 (9)  No.353823

>>353822

so this is gonna get turned into the new MG /ck/ thread? I'm game.


93c3d6 (1)  No.353825>>353832

File (hide): 41d144014a8c6a8⋯.jpg (33.2 KB, 173x165, 173:165, manticore_lip_bite.jpg) (h) (u)

>manticore spines

>take on from your wife, crack it in half and drizzle over food as a garnish


34cbaf (1)  No.353832

File (hide): a22b34c481a4cd7⋯.jpg (2.44 MB, 5500x6500, 11:13, Manticore1b.jpg) (h) (u)

>>353825

>The venom held within Manticore spines, like any other venom, has no effect on creatures that ingest the substance. This does not mean they are wholly useless, however. When dipped within warm to hot liquids, the venom instead acts as a potent sweetener for the substance at hand when released from the spine. This has made Manticore spines remarkably popular both tea drinkers and nobles, who've dubbed the phrase "Spike my drink" in honor of the property.


bbb77d (19)  No.353833

Yokai ramen, traditionally served at black parades makes someone more susceptible to yokai magic


bbb77d (19)  No.353834

Demon world mead can make the most workaholic person lazy


bbb77d (19)  No.353837

Aqua tofna formerly a potent poison has been made into a corrupting liquid that needs little time to turn someone. Made from demon world blister beetles, belladonna, and a ingredient close to arsenic the formula is a widely kept secret as well as the brewing method


bbb77d (19)  No.353838

Prisoner gelato a cool item that can make anyone sticky with love


738ed2 (3)  No.353839>>353840

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File (hide): 8e65d0f8aef6305⋯.jpg (27.49 KB, 151x113, 151:113, Jelly.jpg) (h) (u)

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list of ingredients!

Alraune Nectar: It's a beautiful amber colored, half-translucent liquid that's very sticky and syrupy. It's natural sweetness is attractive, and it's often used in sweets, etc. This nectar simply has an aphrodisiac / stamina boosting effect. The thick, sweet odor given off by the nectar has the power to strongly attract human men.

Apophis Venom: The apophis have a powerful and peculiar neurotoxin within their body, and when they bite someone, they inject it into the body of their prey. If the prey is a woman, the poison eats away her entire body with extreme heat and pleasure, remaking her flesh to become greedy and ultra-sensitive to pleasure, and it even makes her mentally morph into a lustful, monster-like disposition of simply wanting love and pleasure with a companion. Once the apophis’ venom enters the prey’s body, it will never disappear. Prey, delirious and entranced by the venom, will end up swearing allegiance to the apophis and becoming their servants.

Apsara Ambrosia: ambrosia called amrita, which in concentrated form functions as an elixir of eternal youth and beauty. liquid that is like sweet milk.

Barometz fruit: The fruit surrounding them has an exquisitely sweet taste.

Bubble Slime Jelly: An exquisite product, with the perfect balance between sweetness and sourness. The aphrodisiac compounds are highly addictive, and if a human man consumes this, he'll be headed straight for a future as a bubble slime's husband.

Considering where they live, at a glance, it might seem like there may be some health concerns, but they concentrate all the toxic waste and filth that sticks to their body in the excess portion that touches the ground, and they always take care not to let poison or filth reach their beloved husband. Also, since they keep the stuff they feed to their husband especially clean, there are no health concerns. However, in case one were to collect it without them knowing, there is a possibility of getting the part that's concentrated with toxins. Since eating it would wreck anyone's stomach, it's best to always try to negotiate and get them to share.

Girtablilu venom: Out of all the monsters, the venom they possess is by far the most potent. It is an instant venom that causes paralysis immediately upon entry into the bloodstream, plus it attacks the entire body with heat, especially the lower body, bringing about sexual desire. Furthermore, it forces a man’s body to produce a high volume of semen and makes his penis hard and swollen.

Holstaur Milk: Not only is this holstaur milk delicious, it is full of nutrients, and of course it also has the effect of boosting their husband's stamina, which pleases all the monsters. Even those monsters and incubi who frequently spend a lot of time having sex can enjoy even healthier and more active sexual relations if the couple drinks this milk everyday. It also has the effect of maintaining the resilience and luster of the breasts, and sometimes it can even have a breast-enlarging effect.

Hornet Venom: a lewd venom that incites sexual arousal in human men

Humpty Egg Jelly:This has a flavor and taste similar to eggs used for food. It is very nourishing, and has a nutritional fortification effect. The body of a man who eats it will produce so much semen that if he does not ejaculate, it will leak out in a sticky mess. It is purported that if one feeds it to their husband while having sex, no matter how many times he is milked, he'll never run out of semen. It is highly popular as an ingredient in Wonderland sweets.

Mandragora Root:It is the root of mandragora, the plant-type monster with roots that has a female form. It has potent medicinal effects, and monsters use it as an ingredient for various obscene drugs such as aphrodisiacs and stamina boosters, while humans value it as an ingredient for a panacea to cure various diseases. However, among humans, especially in anti-monster states, it's a precious item in extremely short supply.

Manticore Venom:This lewd venom has the effects of causing a man’s body to produce huge amounts of semen and spurring ejaculation. In this state, if a man’s penis is engulfed by their tail, he will reach climax every time the walls of their tail move, and ejaculation will be repeated relentlessly.

Furthermore, in a cruel twist, this venom doesn’t influence the mind anywhere near as much as it influences the body. Knowing fully well what will happen after that, they maliciously retract their spines as if to let the man pull off their tail, but once the man grabs it in his hands, his body will completely ignore his own thoughts, and instead move on its own seeking more ejaculations.


738ed2 (3)  No.353840

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File (hide): bf55208ceed79bf⋯.jpg (35.53 KB, 154x146, 77:73, Mushroom_psuedo matango.jpg) (h) (u)

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>>353839

Pseudo-Matango Mushroom: They're soft mushrooms that are so sweet that they can cause one's head to feel fuzzy and they have a texture that is springy and chewy. But these mushrooms also induce a potent effect without exception. They have a kind of hypnotic effect. After tasting sweetness that's enough to make one's head feel fuzzy, one's head really will start going fuzzy. The effect is especially potent on monsters. Monsters that eat these will hallucinate as if they were a matango due to the hypnotic effect, and their head will become full of thoughts of their beloved man's mushroom. Naturally, their fuzzy thoughts will turn towards filling their vagina with his penis, and they'll be intent on spending their time joined with their beloved man. Once their vagina is full, they won't even want to think about removing it until the effect wears off. They'll wrap their arms around a man and embrace him, and wrap their legs around his waist to try to fix themselves in place so he can't pull out.

In the case that a man consumes the mushroom, he'll want to be joined with his beloved monster and woman, and aside from that, in the case that one of the two partners consumes the mushroom, the mushroom's demonic energy will transfer to the other partner due to deep kissing, and the other partner will end up in the same state. A couple intoxicated in this way will spend their time joined together until the effects of the mushroom expire regardless of whether they're asleep or awake. They can relax leisurely while enjoying the pleasure and warmth of one another's bodies. It might be a good way to spend one's day off when the weather's nice.

Mermaid Blood: has the effect of dramatically increasing the lifespan. It is said that it has this function to make a man’s lifespan match her own because a mermaid’s lifespan is longer than a human’s. Without exception, their husbands will be made to drink this blood.

Furthermore, because of the effect of the “mermaid’s blood,” it is in extremely high demand among humans seeking eternal youth and longevity, and other monsters who need to extend the lives of their husbands in the same way.

Mucus Toad Mucus: This mucus, which is infused with their demonic energy, is slightly toxic, and has the function of boosting a man's sexual stamina. For example, even after ejaculation, an erection will not subside, instead, its size and hardness will increase the more a man has sex with them. In slight doses, their mucus will only incite sexual desire, but if a human woman ingests a large amount of it, it may cause monsterization. They aren't a race that actively assaults women, but should someone insult or inflict harm on them or their husband, they will exhibit their natural sticky disposition and attempt to rub large amounts of mucus into the woman's body and inside their mouth with their slimy tongue.

Nureonago: Also known as nureonago mochi. Unlike the other slimes which are half-transparent, it's distinguished by being opaque white, and it has a springy texture and is faintly sweet.

Oomukade Poison: Men injected with this poison experience a rush of pleasure around the place where they were bitten at that very moment, and their bodies lose all strength. In fact, the poison is so potent that even if they don’t do anything for a while, the man will continually experience an intoxicating pleasure at the place where he was bitten.

Red Slime Jelly: The distinction is that it's a bit sweeter compared to blue slime. They're a bit smarter, so negotiation may be a bit easier.

Blue Slime Jelly: Standard slime jelly with a distinctive refreshing taste. They have the lowest intelligence of the slime family and they really hate it when anyone other than their husband eats their body, so there may be some troubles obtaining it. Additionally, “queen slimes” were originally slimes to begin with, so their jelly also has the same flavor. They are highly intelligent and social, so negotiation would be easier compared to a slime.

Dark Slime Jelly: It has a thick taste with melting sweetness. They have the highest intelligence of all slimes, and it's extremely easy to negotiate with them, so they'll probably gladly share their jelly. However, since they'll try to give stuff thoroughly concentrated with mamono mana, most human men that consume it will be headed straight towards becoming a dark slime's groom, and a woman's body will melt on the inside, changing her into a dark slime.

If an incubus or monster consume it, it will cause their mind to melt into syrup, and they'll end up continually having sex until both their body and heart melt. For that reason, I recommend you take the opposite approach from the bubble slime, and secretly collect it.


7e17e7 (9)  No.353841

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Dandelion Fritters are a favorite of Holstaur and other other Mamono who like their leafy greens. The most basic recipe is as follows:

Ingredients:

>4 cups of freshly picked and washed dandelion flowers

>2 eggs

>2 cups of flour

>2 cups of Holstaur milk

Cooking:

>Combine all ingredients except the flowers and mix will to form the batter

>Dip the flower into the batter and coat evenly

>Drop the battered flowers into hot oil or fat and fry until golden brown

The benefits of Holstaur milk are almost universally known, but more than anything they're a great treat for anyone, especially those trying to be nice to their Moo.


bbb77d (19)  No.353842

Prisoner gelatin a a sweet syrup treat that can also contain magical fruits of the demon realm


bbb77d (19)  No.353843

Demon world rock candy makes people more adapt with gems


bbb77d (19)  No.353844>>353850

Black pretzels makes a person more flexible


bbb77d (19)  No.353846

Demon world queen's cake said to be the embodiment of the demon world in dessert form.the recipe is so difficult that only lilims can create it. a single bite can turn a human women into a succubus


3cebbb (2)  No.353849>>354380

This thread is missing something very important. Spices.

What spices do the monster girls use?

What would happen when you introduce them to stuff like smoked paprika, garlic powder, cayenne pepper? I see a lot of sweets, but not much savory.

These girls need a good ol' southern barbecue and some bourbon.


738ed2 (3)  No.353850

File (hide): 1053d2e1b24d4ba⋯.jpg (96.36 KB, 306x302, 153:151, Couplesfruit.jpg) (h) (u)

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>>353844

Well, Darlin's this'n here is my "Full-Week" Shake! Its mighty powerful, 'n I don't recommend it 'nless you got the whole week free! Cuz honey, you're gonna have a "Full Week!"

Now, what you're gonna need is

6 cups holstaur-milk ice cream

1 cup Dark Slime Jelly

3 tblsp of Girtablilu venom

3 tblsp of Manticore venom

3 tblsp of Hornet venom

1/4 cup melted chocolate

1 tsp vanilla

Now what really makes this 'ere dish is askin' a Dark Slime friend o' yours fur some a that there jelly, cuz that way you get a nice potent sample. Normally that'd be a treat all by its lonesome, But we're gonna make it even more special. Go to the local market 'n get yourself some holstaur-milk ice cream, put 6 cups in the blender along with the vanilla and chocolate, blend until creamy smooth. Go ahead 'n put that in two cups, one fer you, and one fer your hubby.

Now, take your Dark Slime jelly and put in the blender, along with your assorted venoms. Normally, venom ain't gonna do much if'n its swallowed. But that jelly's gonna fix that lil problem for us. Dark slime is always lookin' to enhance itself, ya see. Make itself stronger.

So after you pour in that venom, you blend it nice and smooth. Once that's all done, your gonna want ta pour the ice cream back on in and blend it together. For splittin' it up again.

And now, honey, this here step step is optional, but I think it adds that special sumthin' top the shakes with couple fruits, red fer you, and blue fer hubby.

Now bottoms up ya'll! And enjoy your full week!


bbb77d (19)  No.353855>>353858

Now I want to know about demon world coffee


7e17e7 (9)  No.353858>>353859

>>353855

probably gives you way more energy without staining your teeth, and it's also viagra depending on how strong it is.


bbb77d (19)  No.353859>>353860

>>353858

Jittery hyperactive energy?


7e17e7 (9)  No.353860

>>353859

probably depends on the individual drinking it. race, caffeine tolerance, etc etc. Since in KC canon Monsters have a much stronger constitution than humans, it's probably just normal coffee to them. To humans it could be a shot of adrenaline. Considering everything for Monsters is more or less an aphrodisiac or some other sex aid, it might just send the guy into a rut instead of tweaking out.


3cebbb (2)  No.353863>>353864

What if a guy doesn't want sex during or right after breakfast?

What if a man just wants to enjoy a nice cup of tea and some homemade bread with honey without popping a boner?


7e17e7 (9)  No.353864>>353866

>>353863

there's always a weaker cup of tea or coffee. or if he really wants to play it safe, no monster products for breakfast


0a572f (1)  No.353866>>353869 >>354033

>>353864

Wonder how monsters deal with detoxing hubbies?

>Doctor banned coffee and all caffeine for a month

>Hubby, who lives for the stuff is freaking out, but it's hard to tell, as he's always super jittery

>Today though, he's cranky, tired with a headache and no sex drive

>And this is just the beginning

>I have to deal with a whole month of this shit


7e17e7 (9)  No.353869

>>353866

A little home made pick me up always helps

>25g raspberries

>25g Red Slime Jelly

>tbsp of ginger(preferably fresh)

>tbsp of lemon juice

>1 cup apple juice

>half a cup of coconut water

>tbsp of HoneyBee honey

>(optional) a scoop or two of vanilla protein powder if your husband is athletic

Mix well in a blender and serve. The natural sugars from the fruit and honey will give a bit of quick energy and satisfy the sweet tooth, hopefully improving his mood.


bbb77d (19)  No.353871>>353905

What other fruits and veggies can we have to make this more exciting?


bbb77d (19)  No.353874>>353882 >>353904

What are demon world teas like?


7e17e7 (9)  No.353882

>>353874

i imagine sickeningly sweet unless they're from Zipangu, then I guess like high quality matcha green tea


bbb77d (19)  No.353904

>>353874

Spicy herbal Dragon teas?


bbb77d (19)  No.353905>>353911

>>353871

Dragon fruit, a corrupted durian called the "queen of fruits", something like a lemon, and something spicy.


83c489 (3)  No.353911>>353944

>>353905

Anon, you don't need to talk to yourself just to move the thread along.


0e9ac0 (1)  No.353939

File (hide): 989c1d4837a2da3⋯.mp4 (8.67 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Dragon Food.mp4) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]


bbb77d (19)  No.353944

>>353911

I just wanted to drop ideas i had and thought responding to my thing was the best way to do that


7e17e7 (9)  No.353950

I think it's mentioned in the MGE fluff that plants and animals that aren't originally from the Monster Realms are superior to the ones from human lands because of the DE in the soil and such shit. In our world supermarkets would have different sections for groceries from Demon Realms, like how there's different areas and labels for conventional and organic stuff. Hopefully Demon Realm groceries aren't more expensive until pretty much everywhere becomes a Demon Realm. If you follow such canon, that is.


19a5ac (1)  No.354033

>>353866

Smoking helps. But then when you try and quit smoking you get back of coffee. Ad infinitum, ad infinitum.

The other option and best by far is gradual detox so you don't feel like dying internally. No good doctor would recommend going cold turkey on something as harmless as caffine.


bbb77d (19)  No.354375

Death cheese, a strong cheese made from the milk of a catoblepas


bbb77d (19)  No.354376

Diablo pepper, when eaten straight energizes one soul, commonly ground into spice


bbb77d (19)  No.354380

>>353849

I bet they have a lot of peppers and spicy ingredients in the netherworld don't really know about the others?


bbb77d (19)  No.354388

What types of food would be served in a monster cafe?




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