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4d40c1 (2)  No.351954>>351988 >>351990 >>352000 >>352051 >>352282 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

>Shamu Merumuusa: "Hey anon, let's eat at Kura Sushi. It's the best sushi restaurant in the world and you can buy trading cards there. I am totally not created by the Sushi restaurant to get you to eat there."

<Sushi guys hiding in the back gives her a thumbs up

>Anon: "Seems legit."

Product placement aside, how would dating and eating out with your waifu go?

79c3ed (5)  No.351957>>351983

>Not making the dinner yourself.

I'd serve my waifu oven baked ribs cooked low and slow of course, pan-fried potato wedges with parmesan cheese and spices, homemade beer bread, bourbon barrel aged imperial stout, and homemade cheesecake or key lime pie.

t. /ck/

After that, i'd eat her out instead.


dddc62 (4)  No.351959

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You know damn well half the people are going to misread that title.


cd0d70 (1)  No.351961>>351983

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Well I'd obviously want her to shower first, (though she's not the kind of person to let go of her personal hygiene, you can still make the shower fun too) but once she's clean I'd be all in, it's not been done properly until she's cum at least three ti-

Oh eating out with my waifu. Oh.

Well while her healthy home cooked meals will be great, I will still crave a juicy, greasy, calorie filled heart attack onna bun from Checkers every now and then, and I'm sure I could get her hooked on them too.

I'd also take her to the numerous local BBQ and burger joints we have, as well as the local bakeries and ice cream shops, because I want some cushion for the pushin think she'd enjoy sampling the local culture.


cdbd60 (1)  No.351982

>Eating out with your waifu

What, in public?


44b7b4 (1)  No.351983>>351988

>>351961

>>351957

Right, i forgot half this board is from Texas. That being said, excellent taste.

Also, what is with these manticorefags


f1fa37 (1)  No.351984

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>eating out with

I'm completely sure that she'd probably rather cook for me, or maybe have me cook for her.

If I had to eat out I'd probably get a steak or something.

>diet : spirit energy

can she even eat anything? that would suck.

>eat out

I don't think she'd like it a whole lot


27c773 (2)  No.351988>>351990

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>>351983

It's manticorefags, whaddaya think? They love being bottom bitch.

>>351954 (OP)

Shamu is toptier waifu design. As for taking my waifu out for dinner, I'd do that sometimes. I know a good restaurant that serves some lovely sirloins with a really good pepper sauce. It's not a thick gray peppersauce, it's black with the consistensy of soysauce, and really strong on pepper taste. They serve it with sliced champinong in. Absolutely delicious. The meat itself is served on a slab of lavarock, so if rare is too pink for you, you can keep grilling it. I like cutting of pieces and then quickly fry all the pink sides, just a few seconds on all sides, then dip the whole thing in sauce. Godtier taste. Other than that I'm more of a homecooked guy, even if I'm not as fancy as the texans of this board.


dddc62 (4)  No.351990>>351995

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>>351954 (OP)

>I am totally not created by the Sushi restaurant to get you to eat there.

Ah yes, the end stage of capitalism, creating perfect waifus to boost product sales. And yet commies still exist.

>>351988

Look at it this way, I'm merely attracted to the idea of a waifu with a body I'm capable of giving as much pleasure as possible to at any given moment.


27c773 (2)  No.351995

>>351990

I can respect that.


347488 (1)  No.352000

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>>351954 (OP)

I'd prefer eating her out instead.


2231fb (2)  No.352010

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I read it as "eating out your waifu" at first; something I can definitely get behind.

A good Asian place would be preferable. Definitely avoid thosr crappy Chinese buffet. They usually serve psuedo-Chinese and Chinese-American dishes, which would probably annoy her for lack of authenticity. But really as long as I'm by her side I'm fine with anything that's of good quality.

The ideal of course is going to a grocery store for ingredients and making a meal full of love together.


a289db (1)  No.352011

I don't have one so I'd go alone like the rest of you.


2de617 (1)  No.352017>>352020 >>352126

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We pretty much only ever go and get ice cream if we go out to get anything to eat. Usually goes something like this.

>Be chilling on the couch when my moo walks in

<"Anon! Can we go get some sweets?"

>"What's with all the sweet cravings? You pregnant?"

>She grabs a pillow and smacks me in the face with it before jumping on top of me, giggling.

<"No, not yet. But…"

>She grinds her crotch against mine, trying to get me excited

<"You can change that"

>"If we do it now there's no chance of getting sweets, you know"

>I can see it in her eyes that she's seriously struggling between her intense sweet tooth and her impatience to rut.

>"If we get some ice cream or something we'll have plenty of energy for later"

<"Hhhhhmmmmmmmmnnnnn! Fine!"

>She huffs as he gets off of me, looking over at me expectantly as she readjusts her skirt.

>I can't help but tease her by getting up as slowly as possible

<"Anon!"

>"Ah. You're no fun"

>She blows me a raspberry a opens the door, shoving me outside and grabbing me by the forearm.

>"Your sweet tooth is your downfall"

<"It must be, I'm with you, aren't I?"

>She smirks at me with a level of mirth she only could have gotten from me.

>"You take that back!"

<"Well why don't ya make me?"

>She takes off running down the sidewalk, and I can't help but chase after her.


2231fb (2)  No.352020

>>352017

Too cute!


07deea (3)  No.352051>>352053 >>352057

>>351954 (OP)

>This thread

>eating out jokes

>eating out hokes

>more eating out jokes

>and eating out jokes

>did we mention eating out jokes?


dddc62 (4)  No.352053

>>352051

OP new damn well what was going to happen.


79c3ed (5)  No.352057>>352072 >>352073 >>352081 >>352085 >>352092 >>352125

>>352051

Wait, we if we eat dinner out of our waifu? No hear me out because this is going to be lewd as fuck.

Ok, so for the guys with a ice-themed girl like a glacies or yuki-onna.

>have your waifu lay down

>pour some milk in her pussy

>toss in some scoops of ice cream and toppings in there as well

>stuff some remote control egg vibrators in her filled snatch

>tape it shut so it'll hold, a few layers of dilation tape should work

>have her do a strip dance for you and slowly increase the vibrators' strength

>increase the tempo of the music and turn up the power further

>have her really shake her body around until she goes crazy and/or has an orgasm (this is where the tape was handy)

>lay her down again, take off tape, and enjoy your lewd milkshake

>inb4 this ends up in a doujin somewhere


181656 (1)  No.352064>>352069


324cee (4)  No.352067

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>he isn’t eating out with his waifu while eating out his waifu

Do you even love your waifu?


4d40c1 (2)  No.352069

>>352064

>His minotaur is a vegan


c1511a (1)  No.352072>>352073 >>352081

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>>352057

I want that.


37d9ae (4)  No.352073>>352081

>>352057

>>352072

I too want to see this be a doujin. Maybe a drawfag here might even be willing to try it.


dddc62 (4)  No.352081>>352083 >>352119

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37d9ae (4)  No.352083

>>352081

Yes. Please draw said hentai manga.


174bf7 (1)  No.352084>>352086

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I don't like where this thread is going


7e0cf2 (1)  No.352085

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>>352057

Sounds horrifically degenerate

Write it


37d9ae (4)  No.352086

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>>352084

Yes you do.


07deea (3)  No.352092>>352094 >>352117

>>352057

How could she ever kiss you again knowing you've put her genitals in your mouth?


96d07c (1)  No.352094>>352099

>>352092

Would you ever kiss your waifu again after she gave you a blowjob?


07deea (3)  No.352099>>352115 >>352117

>>352094

No, I wouldn't.


d85a04 (1)  No.352115

>>352099

Get out trannypol.


897571 (1)  No.352117

>>352092

With her lips/tongue as normal?

>>352099

Then you don't love her.


84641f (1)  No.352119

>>352081

Godspeed you glorious bastard!


c9d381 (1)  No.352125

>>352057

Don't forget some light whipping while you're at it. You'll want whipped cream too.


9f27be (2)  No.352126>>352134 >>352306

>>352017

>It takes about 10 minutes for us to get to where we want to go, State Street may be a tourist trap, but it's full of plenty of places to go.

>Shops, bars, restaurants, arcades and so on.

>But we're hear for sweets, and she gets mad when I say "booze totally counts as sweets"

>They totally do, especially the sugary ones, damn it

<"Where do you want to go, Anon?"

>"You're the one who wanted sweets, you pick"

<"You're no fun"

>I'd like to tell her to tell me that in bed, but that would encourage her

>Just roll my eyes and gesture to the half a dozen shops in sight.

>She makes up her mind fairly quickly and drags me over by the hand again.

>ColdMoo Creamery

>gofigure.png

>Place is staffed by Holstaurs. AS if I need to ask how they make their ice cream.

>Always makes me feel awkward coming in here, but she loves it.

>"I got this one, just make your pick"

>Moo kisses me on the cheek in response, girls behind the counter all giggle and shit.

>I bite the inside of my lip, rather than make a face or react. I hate it when she does this in public.

>The Moo behind the counter asks what I'll have, I pick vanilla

<"Of course you'd pick that, Anon"

>I roll my eyes and smirk as everyone else sniggers and laughs.

>I swipe my card in the little kiosk thing. One small vanilla and one large strawberry

>My Moo is already taking great big cow licks out of her ice cream, her sweet tooth undoubtedly satisfied.

>I pick at my cone occasionally, but honestly it feels a little dirty.

>Still, I guess it's worth it to see her happy


324cee (4)  No.352134>>352141 >>352321

>>352126

>consuming another cow’s dairy products

Might as well be fucking a human girl on the side, too.


9f27be (2)  No.352141>>352321

>>352134

the anon would agree with you, his moo doesn't seem to mind or hasn't considered how he feels about it yet


5f19d1 (1)  No.352212

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>"hi, is this the steakhouse?"

>"how much would it cost to barbeque an entire cow?"

>"no, the whole cow"

>"no, I'm not joking"

>"yes, I can pay in advance"

>Thank god I don't have to pay rent anymore.


cfa5f8 (1)  No.352282

>>351954 (OP)

Normally we'd cook all our meals, but for special occasions, I'd take the family out to some place nice

>Ushi Oni waifu would probably eat a lot

>So would all the kids

>Probably go to the Indian buffets or Sunday buffets held after church.

>And for Birthdays/Anniversary/Mother's day/Graduation, go to a steak house


e28eaf (1)  No.352306>>352321

>>352126

Kinda like wife approved cheatin

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

79c3ed (5)  No.352321>>352323

>>352306

>namefagging when not in roleplay thread

>approved cheating

Cancer of a high degree.

>>352134

>>352141

It's NTR of some flavor. Holstaur made ice cream should only be for single men. Anyone having it while with a girlfriend deserves to get his legs broken.

The correct answer would be to not take the waifu there in the first place. They could've gone to a cold stone or some regular mom and pop ice cream parlour.

But really, that anon is a fucking faggot for not having an ice cream maker at home.


324cee (4)  No.352323>>352325 >>352540

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>>352321

>The correct answer would be to not take the waifu there in the first place.

Wrong. The correct answer is to take her to the back room, milk her and make some goddamn ice cream filled with love


79c3ed (5)  No.352325>>352326 >>352327

>>352323

They could've done that from the comfort of their own home.

There's really no excuse to go outside.


324cee (4)  No.352326>>352330

>>352325

But then you can’t lewdly tease her while milking and tell her to stifle her moans or the other customers will hear her.


447d19 (1)  No.352327>>352330

>>352325

>there's really no excuse to go outside.

/monster/, ladies and gentlemen


79c3ed (5)  No.352330

>>352326

>wanting others to hear you and your waifu get intimate

No thank you. Go the the store, buy a goddamn ice cream machine and whatever toppings you want, then go back home and make the goddamn ice cream yourself. It's better and cheaper in the long run.

>>352327

Unless you really need to, there honestly is no point. A proper person has everything they need stocked up inside.


d901c1 (1)  No.352539

How about eating on your waifu? I’m no writefag but I can’t help imagining this scenario in my head for this thread.

>be anon

>be married to a cute salamander

>just arrived home, exhausted from a long day of work

>notice a sticky note on the nearby wall

<Dinner’s on me tonight.

>ohokay.jpg

>usually we take turns cooking meals or whenever the mood struck us, trying out recipes for each other

>today is, or was my turn

>that’s odd but not a problem

>the entrance to the living room is dark

>why is it dark

>take a step in and-

>there she is

>she’s lying down in a T-shape on a couple of cushions in the middle of the room, with seats and table moved away to the corners of the room

>multiple candles are lit around the room and the scent of vanilla wander in the air

>she’s naked

>wait, almost naked

>she’s covered herself with various sushi rolls - perfectly balanced on her abs and breasts, covering her nipples

>she’s keeping her legs closed though she’s squirming a little from seeing me

>she’s calling to me with her finger, beckoning me on while biting her bottom lip

>her tail-flame is erupting and sparkling as I throw away my coat onto a seat


37d9ae (4)  No.352540

>>352323

It would be pretty great if there was an ice cream shop that helps teach you to make fresh ice cream from your waifu's milk.


83f6e2 (3)  No.352594>>352596 >>353126

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Very hungry dragon girl.


83f6e2 (3)  No.352596>>352597 >>353126

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83f6e2 (3)  No.352597>>352609 >>353126

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617166 (1)  No.352609

>>352597

>First picture

Suddenly I'm interested


1b330a (1)  No.353126

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>>352594

>>352596

>>352597

>Meikyuu Black Company

Such a shame that the "translators" stopped giving a shit altogether by the latest chapters. Now it reads as if the fucking duwang guy was in charge.


ba2427 (1)  No.353368

I would have to litterally be dragged out of my home because I'm a recovering Iron Warrior tier bitter autist. I'll greentext something when I get home.




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