8baf0d No.351462
>Three Demon Lord Army soldiers rubbed out thirty Order bitches. What was the ratio of soldiers who fought?
7e2524 No.351466
>rubbed out
It's a trick question, there was no fighting at all, only handjobs.
b7091b No.351495
>3 soldiers wanked off 30 men
Sluts.
41a0a5 No.351527
>>351495
Anon, she said bitches. They weren't men.
f5810b No.351528
>>351527
>using human women as soldiers
The Order deserved to lose, the fucking morons.
052f7f No.351529
That way of teaching only fosters more bitterness and tension between humans and monsters.
b19a50 No.351531
>>351528
It's a magical fantasy realm. Why are you surprised by women being soldiers?
19bb26 No.351532
"On their anniversary Mrs. Tailpussy brings her husband, Anon, to orgasm in five minutes. However, with the application of Mrs. Tailpussy's venom, Anon's refractory period is effectively negated. Assuming that each successive orgasm of Anon's will take 50% longer to reach than the previous and that Anon can achieve six orgasms before passing out in Mrs. Tailpussy's grip, how long will their session last?"
096a7e No.351533
>>351528
Don't worry, these are anime women, they aren't completely worthless.
8baf0d No.351539
>>351528
>implying men would be any more effective
4629bd No.351550
>>351532
50% of 5 minutes is 2.5 Minutes, so the first orgasm will take 5 minutes, the second will take another 7.5 minutes. Then we need to take the 50% of the 7.5 minutes, which will be 3.75 minutes, so the third orgasm will be reached 11.25 minutes after that. Then 16.875 minutes after that. then 25.31. Then 37.96 minutes later will come his final orgasm.
Adding all these together we get a session that lasts 103.89 minutes or 103.9 minutes, which I'm rounding up to 104 minutes.
One hour and 44 minutes of Manticore action with 6 orgasms.
4629bd No.351551
>>351528
Actually, I think it makes a bit of sense in this context. It might be seen that women would be able to resist the charm and seduction of monsters better than men. They might be wrong. But I think it might be something they'd actualy try
f5810b No.351556
>>351531
>>351533
Fair point, I suppose they're about as realistic as anything else KC cooked up.
>>351539
>>351551
If anything, an all-male fighting force would work better in this scenario. With a skirmish of 3 Demon Realm mamono vs. 30 Order men, the mamono would be satisfied with 1 man each as a husband, either disregarding or running away from the rest once they capture their prize. But with 30 Order women, there would be more casualties without the possibility of PTSD Pretty Thick and Strong Dick to keep those monster ladies up at night when the fight's over as a distraction.
9723f4 No.351557
>>351532
>5 minutes
Is Mrs. Tailpussy a slacker or something?
016ced No.351570
>>351528
To be fair it is quite possible that the reason The Order uses so many human women as soldiers, and indeed it seems to be quite prevalent given by what we have seen, in fact the highest ranks and best fighters appear to be women, is because they are the only ones at this point willing to fight all out for The Order.
2eb09a No.351594
>>351557
Mrs. Tailpussy will have you know the speed to which she forces brings her husband to orgasm is entirely her choice.
41a0a5 No.351595
>>351594
Yeah right, it's sounding more like it's his choice at this point.
2eb09a No.351596
>>351595
I'll fooking deck u cunt, swear on me mum
4629bd No.351599
>>351594
Well having over an hour long session and only giving your hubby 6 orgasms doesn't speak too well of your ability
2eb09a No.351607
>>351599
>a discount minotaur is trying to tell me how to fuck my husband
I'm running low on grumpy manticores
3744d7 No.351710
>tfw too much of a brainlet to get that sweet cow teacher pussy
9723f4 No.351720
>>351594
What's the best way to get a manticore teacher, teacher's pet or troublemaker?
35f354 No.351722
>>351528
>>351527
I remember someone made a thread long ago theorycrafting about mamono entering our world and the governments of the world overreacting too quickly to find out what they came for. All they figured out was that the monsters could breed with human men and reasoned that women were to be the main force against the monsters because a captured woman would only give one extra unit to the monster forces while a captured man could impregnate a dozen monsters (additive vs multiplicative growth). While that is the most logical way to organize against an invading army of superstrong demihumans females that can birth more of their own with human men, it was never taken into account just how few women would actually want to fight to protect men, which is a laughable concept to many of our own species.
3ff7f1 No.351727
Question for Hakutaku Sensei:
Could you show me how you prove that f(z)=exp(z^2) is entire, where z is a complex number?
8baf0d No.351728
>>351722
>it was never taken into account just how few women would actually want to fight to protect men, which is a laughable concept to many of our own species.
t.R9K.
41a0a5 No.351729
>>351728
It's one thing if women are fighting in the US army, but he has a point. Throughout history, there are very few if any instances of human women sacrificing their lives for men in some way. It's hard for most people to think of any instance of a woman jumping in front of their husband to take a bullet, for example. Doing it for a son might be a different story, but not in the case of a husband.
e77425 No.351731
>>351728
men are biologically disposable, we had to find other ways of being of value if we hoped to survive in a more primitive setting as no one would be willing to tolerate a worthless male, we evolved to be better suited to finding external value, it is why men are better then 3DPD, as 3DPD's limited reproductive gives them biological value, so they didn't having to look for value elsewhere, thus didn't evolve to be suited for it, and even less evolutionary pressure was exerted on 3DPD, as they have a buffer, the buffer being men, so they didn't even have to become better to survive.
also
>white knighting
>on /monster/
8baf0d No.351732
>>351731
>>351729
Even the dumbest human women would realize that letting the monsters win would mean their extinction.
e77425 No.351733
>>351732
you don't know how dumb your average 3DPD is then, they don't care about such things, and don't have the forethought conceptualize it
They would more likely be jealous that all monster girls would be 10/10s, and they couldn't compete with them for male attention or resources, so you might hear some complaining, but nothing much would come of it, as all the males would be too busy with their monster girls waifu to care about 3DPD
They wouldn't form combat units, and try to fight monster girls.
at most they might get the government to ban man/mon relationships, or you might see 3DPD trying to part some dude's harem
9aa255 No.351736
If you think about it, monstergirls cuck the entirety of human women by taking their place as man’s designated romantic and sexual partner.
861a38 No.351738
>>351733
>at most they might get the government to ban man/mon relationships, or you might see 3DPD trying to part some dude's harem
>implying that won't end in a bloodbath
2eb09a No.351742
>>351720
It's all about triggering her huntress instincts. Maybe act out a bit, then make a show of quailing once she turns her gaze on you.
e77425 No.351749
>>351738
3DPD can deal with being a member of a harem. They don't like it as much as having all of a dude's resources to herself, but they can make do, and there are harem monster girls
9aa255 No.351757
>>351738
>you might see 3DPD trying to part some dude's harem
>implying she won’t be become a part of it regardless of whether she wants to
>>351749
I don’t think she’ll stay human for long if she does.
b7091b No.351764
>>351731
>the text reads like the worst romance novel sex scene you've ever read
That's because it's an ENCYCLOPEDIA. It's meant to be read as a dry scientific document detailing the strange denizens of another world where monsters have all become attractive women.
388ba6 No.351765
>>351736
And the problem is?
9723f4 No.351769
>>351738
That certainly wouldn't end well for anyone.
8baf0d No.351876
>>351495
>>351534
I like how nobody remembers that KC said monsters will kill in self-defense if no other option exists.
7f710d No.351911
Oi teachin bitch. I got a question. Why is every monster girl a filthy whore who'll sleep around with any bloke she sees and cuck you?
1c3153 No.351915
>>351556
Why not a eunuch army?
1c3153 No.351916
>>351911
Um dude, look around you. (There are five fucking monster girls and they all look ready to beat your ass)
861a38 No.351917
>>351916
>Um
>Roleplaying
Kill yourself.
8baf0d No.351918
>>351911
>After a monster assaults and has sex with a man, in the case that the monster liked the man, she won't release the man afterwards. She'll want to keep him at her side, continuing to have sex to gain mana. In this way, when a monster really likes a man, her instinct ends up recognizing him as her husband. Only female monsters exist, and human men are males to them. They do get married, but to monsters being married isn't just emotion and an agreement. Their interest and lust for the man who becomes their “husband” swells. They become extremely fond of the odor of his sweat, and the taste of his semen, and it highly arouses them. They end up having even greater “appetite” “lust” and “affection” for the man. On the other hand, their lust and interest in other men grows thin. Their energy tastes bland, or even disgusting. And then, they stop acknowledging men other than their “husband” as males or prey, and they only seek and have sex with their “husband.”
7f710d No.351920
>>351918
>in the case that the monster liked the man
>case
Unless you're her first, monster girls are all used goods sluts. Enjoy knowing that she probably fucked a bunch of guys before you. Monster girls are no different from 3DPD.
8baf0d No.351924
>>351920
Enjoy dying alone.
861a38 No.351925
>>351924
>implying we're not all going to die alone
Remember
WAIFUS NEVER EVER
8baf0d No.351927
>>351925
Hey, he wanted a waifu who never got dicked in her life, and now he has one.
b7091b No.351936
>>351920
They pretty much always fall in love with the first person they have sex with anyways.
2026ba No.351941
>>351940
>What is nearly every entry in MGE, Alex?
b7091b No.351942
>>351940
It's almost a moot point to argue on, since if you ask the word of god, KC will just handwaive and say 'there's plenty of what you want, virgins and sluts abound'. But I would personally lean on >>351941 which suggests there's far more love after first sex than the other.
8baf0d No.351945
>>351942
>>351941
KC also said that married couples NEVER EVER cheat on each other and yet he made cuckhorse.
b7091b No.351947
>>351945
I think it's implied that only the monster girl never cheats. There's plenty of harem references.
861a38 No.351948
Well, MGE is a hot mess. Kinda hard to tell who's a good girl or not.
9aa255 No.351950
>>351948
It always was, and that’s why there’s always
b7091b No.351952
>>351950
I keep it to:
>human women don't go into heat, they are picky with mate selection and so too are monster girls
>the metrics are different since monster girls are after the tastiest and most compatible mana instead of resources and status
>pair bonding is another thing in human relations
>thus the hormones and chemicals involved in the process are elevated a whole other order of magnitude with monster girls
>monster girl societies expect you to love and be dutiful to your husband, so there's a strong self-policing mechanism in place within the various cultures
I wont be convinced otherwise.
5d3a9b No.351962
>>351947
So, it's okay for the guy to fuck a bunch of different girls, but the girl can only fuck him? lol
b7091b No.351969
9aa255 No.351972
<During the Second Mamono-Human War, one of the key factors to our victory was the conversion of human women.
<Human women were rounded up from captured territories and then sent to specialized containment areas to hold them in single, concentrated areas.
<Initially it began with a few intimate encounters, but this was deemed too inefficient.
<To speed up the process, the mamono operating the facility would lock them into the group shower and release a darkmatter from a trapdoor in the roof.
<The pure demonic energy radiating off the dark matter in such a close, confined space immediately monsterized those within.
<As the war went on and success was closer in sight, those that operated the encampments got creative in their manner of conversion, using recent converts to do the job, as efficiency was no longer a concern.
<This included replacing their soap with bubble slime excess, throwing accelerant onto chochin-obake and unleashing them in a lust-crazed frenzy within the dorms, dryads performing demonic energy enemas with their branches, gremlin-built sex machines, and the well-known raiju-electric-grid.
1c3153 No.351975
b7091b No.351993
>>351972
>I was once human
>it was real, in my mind
9aa255 No.352062
What courses would each monster teach?
>lich teaching magic, history, general science
>English taught by a madhatter
>PE with an oni
>family studies with a kikimora
>economics, business and accounting by the (((chosen mamono)))
>geography with golems
>auto shop with automaton
>journalism with ratatoskr
7b4f50 No.352068
>>352062
>auto shop with a gremlin and her automaton assistant
FTFY
41a0a5 No.352071
>>352062
Ammit teaching geometry.
1c3153 No.352074
>>352062
magic and science?
41a0a5 No.352075
>>352074
There'd be a lot of lichs in the future, anon. They know how to adopt abortions, so it's really easy for them to add to their kind.
117761 No.352080
>>352062
>Hakutaku teaches GK, math and can fill in for virtually any teacher, any time when necessary
>Witches and familiars manage labs and teach practical science
>>352074
When you think about it, sufficiently analyzed magic IS a field of science. Magic is another set of rules that govern the universe, and studying about them and experimenting is basically science.
2eb09a No.352082
>>352062
Following the opening of the portals and the integration period that followed, it was a surprise to all when many of the more…aggressive species of manamo offered to begin a series of "anti-rape" classes. Many critics claimed that these classes were designed to give fraudulent advice or even served to corral potential husbands together. Those arguments seemed strengthened by the fact that a substantial proportion of attendees end up in relationships with manticores, hellhounds and the like. Despite this, attendance remains high, and most colleges require registration well in advance.
861a38 No.352090
>>352074
>he doesn't want both
>he doesn't want to shoot a nog breaking into his house with a laser, then doubletap with a fireball
Step it up.
e5af9a No.352100
>>352090
>THE SECOND AMENDMENT GIVES ME THE RIGHT TO UTTERLY ANNIHILATE ANY THREAT TO ME OR MY WAIFU!
>I am sorry that I didn't utterly annihilate him faster, and that him running into the woods kind of makes what I did second degree arson.
>>352080
I always thought that any real magic would just be absurdly complex math/science that some how works reliably even when there are a million impossible to know variables. More credence to "It's magic, I ain't got to explain shit".
b672ff No.352101
>>352082
>"anti-rape" classes
>a substantial proportion of attendees end up in relationships with manticores, hellhounds and the like
Isn't it obvious?
Can't rape the willing.
117761 No.352113
>>352100
Relativity, Quantum mechanics and Biochemistry say hi
e5af9a No.352137
>>352113
Yup, pretty much. Nature in all it's forms is magic.
2026ba No.352176
>>352100
>>352113
>>352137
Clarke's Third Law: Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
I'm sure the reverse could also be considered true.
845bae No.352333
>>352176
Technology distinguishable from magic is not sufficiently advanced? I like this viewpoint.