Be honest Anon: do your Waifu ever get on your nerves?It doesn’t have to be anything major; of course your Waifu is amazing and you love each other, but no couple is 100% in synch 100% of the time. She must have some habits or times when she has irritate

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▶Violated Hero 04/12/18 (Thu) 18:57:49 d1658f (1) No.350242>>350246 >>350380 >>350388 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Be honest Anon: do your Waifu ever get on your nerves?

It doesn’t have to be anything major; of course your Waifu is amazing and you love each other, but no couple is 100% in synch 100% of the time. She must have some habits or times when she has irritated you.

Use this thread to describe such times when your Waifu did something dumb or obnoxious that caused a spot of trouble for you. As an extra you can include how you worked through it and are now able to look back on the scene and laugh about it.

▶Violated Hero 04/12/18 (Thu) 19:15:32 e203d0 (3) No.350246>>350325

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>>350242 (OP)

>Do your Waifu ever get on your nerves

>Posts the most annoying elf to ever slither out of Athel Loren

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▶Violated Hero 04/12/18 (Thu) 20:06:57 a8139f (2) No.350263>>350265

I imagine guys with wanfus will get really tired of never getting mail. I'd also imagine that elves would have a bad habit of pissing their husbands off on purpose so that they'll "punish" them.

▶Violated Hero 04/12/18 (Thu) 20:18:53 043906 (1) No.350265

>>350263

>elves would have a bad habit of pissing their husbands off on purpose so that they'll "punish" them.

Punishment via chastity belt fixes that shit.

▶Violated Hero 04/12/18 (Thu) 20:23:26 be047d (2) No.350267

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Sometimes a guy just want things to go unexpectedly to shake things up.

▶Violated Hero 04/12/18 (Thu) 22:44:49 acdb07 (1) No.350309

>hellwan

>constantly making a mess

>only eats meat

>can't get anything done as I'm being pounced on a constant basis

>wet dog smell when she's been in the shower

>unrelenting sexual aggression

Would still love her but my life would be chaos

▶Violated Hero 04/12/18 (Thu) 22:51:24 539e38 (1) No.350312

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I love her with all my heart, but she wears thin on my mind. Is this what being a tsundere feels like?

▶Violated Hero 04/12/18 (Thu) 22:58:53 b6a656 (1) No.350313>>350321 >>350322 >>350323

never, because she's imaginary

▶Violated Hero 04/12/18 (Thu) 23:40:35 be047d (2) No.350321

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>>350313

>>350320

▶Violated Hero 04/12/18 (Thu) 23:40:48 cd913b (2) No.350322

>>350313

>>350320

>(1)

▶Violated Hero 04/12/18 (Thu) 23:48:11 8204e4 (1) No.350323

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>>350320

>>350313

▶Violated Hero 04/13/18 (Fri) 00:07:49 b54cfa (1) No.350325

I don't know, because I don't have one

>>350246

In before someone asks for sauce

▶Violated Hero 04/13/18 (Fri) 00:15:59 13c43e (1) No.350327

i hate when the biting stop being playful and start becoming real biting

she always says that she hates seeing the scars but she still does it from time to time, no matter how mad i get. I bet that she's marking me or something

▶Violated Hero 04/13/18 (Fri) 05:37:36 18824e (1) No.350368

Never giving me my space is an issue. I get hellhounds are loyal, but autists usually don't like to be touched, especially all the time.

▶Violated Hero 04/13/18 (Fri) 07:37:18 a29c2a (3) No.350380>>350382 >>350392 >>350405

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>>350242 (OP)

>"Honey, please stop bringing in dead cats and putting them in the blender. I'm tired of cleaning blood and flesh off the counters."

>"But my beloved husband, I require these lesser creature's fleshy vessels in order to create those endurance fortification potions you use to get through your work day"

>"The homemade energy drinks you have been feeding me are just blended up dead stray cats?"

>"Magic is very a complicated thing, my husband. As you are a mortal, I see why you are perplexed by its methods.."

She does things like this all the time, but I will never stop loving her.

▶Violated Hero 04/13/18 (Fri) 09:22:05 eff23a (1) No.350382>>350383

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>>350380

>makes you drink dead alley cat milkshakes

>this is an 'annoyance'

Nigger what

▶Violated Hero 04/13/18 (Fri) 09:57:35 a29c2a (3) No.350383

>>350382

They worked though, and did not taste bad at all. Sorta like tomato sauce on grits. Odd but ok. She threw a bay leaf in there, too.

I trust my wife not to poison me, and sure enough I did not contract any diseases from these shakes she was making. Her methods may be a bit batshit maddeningly nonsensical but damn do they work.

▶Violated Hero 04/13/18 (Fri) 11:12:21 6f1be3 (1) No.350388

>>350242 (OP)

What about YOUR waifu-annoying habits?

▶Violated Hero 04/13/18 (Fri) 11:52:06 e203d0 (3) No.350392

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>>350380

>"Magic is very a complicated thing"

I didn't know liches could still get a stroke, considering they're dead and all

▶Violated Hero 04/13/18 (Fri) 12:36:20 d94970 (1) No.350396

She's the type of yandere snek who smacks me upside the head for giving my mom a hug. She also autistically screeches about Alice for some strange reason.

▶Violated Hero 04/13/18 (Fri) 13:31:07 aeca3e (1) No.350397>>350402

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