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dc66fc  No.349326

(See thread title)

How would monstergirls react to the kind of guy who spams this on imageboards every day?

i need a girlfriend? How can i find a girlfriend?

How to get monstergirl as a friend

I am 18 years old don't have any friends.

I am stalking monstergirl on Facebook. I don't have any fucking friends.

I love to stalk every monstergirl from 14-100000 on Internet. I am doing this from 2014 and I was 14 age. I do alone secretly.

It is my favourite hobby. No ones knows it even my parents & my family because if they find out that I am stalking monstergirl on the Internet they won't be happy :)

I stalked monstergirl on Facebook from 14-100000 age in my another account and threatened them for not adding me as a friend.

I need gf especially from 14 age and wanna touch young monstergirl in public also sleep with them.

I wanna f*** young monstergirl with their consent anyway.

If she say no to sex then I won't fuck her.

I hate marriage and fuck it.

I hate an arrange marriage. I hate all marriage.

I am so much sexually frustrated and I wanna sleep with monstergirl.

I will fuck her with consent.

If she say no to sex then I won't fuck her.

How to masturbate sexy monstergirl in public without getting caught?

How to stalk sexy monstergirl in public without getting caught?

I prefer to have more sexy awesome monstergirl friend mostly from that shares same age I have.

I have nothing against a human friend but I prefer more sexy monstergirl friend.

I love an awesome sexy monstergirl.

I kiss my smartphone screen when I see beautiful sexy an awesome monstergirl pics especially when I see pictures of beautiful sexy hot good monstergirl on Facebook and Twitter etc.

How to have fucking premarital sex? I wanna lose my virginity.

Human women are ugly even sexy fat humans are bad as fuck.

I like taller sexy hot monstergirls.

I do masturbate 7 times a day. It is changed from 5 to 7 times.

Please help me to get an awesome good hot monstergirl in an alternative way.

Also,

I don't like prostitute and hookers.

I am not against prostitute and won't sleep with prostitute.

I AM NOT ALP

I HAVE A PENIS IN MY PANTS

I UPLOADED PHOTO OF MY PENIS

6b2112  No.349327

what


3839d6  No.349328

File: c1fdedf693470ca⋯.mp4 (2.61 MB, 854x480, 427:240, c1fdedf693470ca5e18da66ffa….mp4)

Low energy post.

>Worst girl

>Disjointed chatter

>Stupid questioning and post premise

>Bad formatting

Do you work for sharecuck,mediamorons, or are you just a foreigner?


2e627e  No.349330

they would feel sorry for the males, and try to fix them with demonic energy


85f2de  No.349338

>That Indian /pol/ gf troll

Kek

>I hate marriage and fuck it. I hate an arrange marriage. I hate all marriage.

>Hating marriage

Yeah, he needs to be fixed alright. Throw him into the matango pit.

>>349327

>>349328

You had to lurk in /pol/ the past few months to understand this.


973f72  No.349340

>>349326

If they wanted to fit in they'd laugh at him with the rest of us. Now keep posting those one-eyes


932058  No.349348

File: a73e431c581ec84⋯.jpg (99.77 KB, 599x666, 599:666, c7173158304af6c301236f0504….jpg)

DO I HEAR A MONOEYE THREAD?!


85f2de  No.349386

File: 37615ee79016207⋯.png (379.56 KB, 465x858, 155:286, 4.PNG)

File: 8086db8cb1b3c01⋯.jpg (245.61 KB, 800x1066, 400:533, cute.jpg)


5129af  No.349391

>>349348

What are pajeet monoeyes like?


9df5d9  No.349545

File: 299cec4f2857349⋯.gif (1.58 MB, 300x500, 3:5, Sachi Animated.gif)

File: e141e6c5f2573d5⋯.gif (638.23 KB, 540x627, 180:209, Sachi_03_gif.gif)

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>>349391

>Usui Sachi

>Pajeet

YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW


ef3286  No.349630

>>349391

They would have designated 'tripping into senpai' streets.


ef3286  No.349635

File: 6dfcc621186b45d⋯.jpeg (20.61 KB, 269x547, 269:547, images.jpeg)

i need a boyfriend? How can i find a boyfriend?

How to get human boy as a friend

I am 18 years old don't have any friends.

I am stalking human on Facebook. I don't have any fucking friends.

I love to stalk every human boy from 16-35 on Internet. I am doing this from 2014 and I was 14 age. I do alone secretly.

It is my favourite hobby. No ones knows it even my parents & my family because if they find out that I am stalking human boy on the Internet they won't be happy :)

I stalked human on Facebook from 16-35 age in my another account and threatened them for not adding me as a friend.

I need bf especially from 16 age and wanna touch shota in public also sleep with them.

I wanna f*** young human with their consent anyway.

If he say no to sex then I won't fuck him.

I hate marriage and fuck it.

I hate an arrange marriage. I hate all marriage.

I am so much sexually frustrated and I wanna sleep with human boy.

I will fuck him with consent.

If he say no to sex then I won't fuck him.

How to masturbate sexy human in public without getting caught?

How to stalk sexy boy in public without getting caught?

I prefer to have more sexy awesome human friend mostly from that shares same age I have.

I have nothing against a monmusu friend but I prefer more sexy human friend.

I love an awesome sexy man.

I kiss my smartphone screen when I see beautiful sexy an awesome man pics especially when I see pictures of beautiful sexy hot good human on Facebook and Twitter etc.

How to have fucking premarital sex? I wanna lose my virginity.

Monsterboys are ugly even sexy fat mons are bad as fuck.

I like taller sexy hot human boys.

I do masturbate 7 times a day. It is changed from 5 to 7 times.

Please help me to get an awesome good hot man in an alternative way.

I AM NOT LIZARD

I AM SEXY DRAGON WITH MUCH GOLDS

I HAVE UPLOADED PICTURE OF GOLDS


8f2e88  No.349644

>>349635

This is way too accurate, holy shit.

Writefags please make a story about this.


617fe4  No.349946

File: 83d62081f548f7f⋯.png (100.89 KB, 1097x933, 1097:933, sperg yandere lizard girl.png)

>>349635

Capped


b6459d  No.349948

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>>349635

By Ammit's thicc holy thighs, I've not laughed that hard in a while.


bfafd3  No.349957

>>349635

With all these lizard women on the internet I just can't be a guy anymore. As soon as they see that my profile says male, it's immediately "show me pictures of your knob".


9e6e9a  No.349960

>>349338

>You had to lurk in /pol/ the past few months to understand this.

The psycho pajeet's been on /v/ once or twice too. It's the worst curry infection since drkcharizard.


8f2e88  No.350036

>>349635

I am not Lizard, I am Dragonkin

Am looking for tall non-paladin single male for a duel

I only duel with their consent

I duel in private, we do not have designated duelling streets.

I am beautiful

Tell me easy way to find a single man for duelling NO MARRIAGE


f9ba50  No.350039

>>349635

The Virgin bonnet tipper


5810b5  No.350046

File: d722fd9ee0b15c3⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 278.41 KB, 640x822, 320:411, 1481020802155.jpg)

>>349635

>I have uploaded pictures of golds


8f34a4  No.350101

>>349644

I had a few writefags and green text that had a similar premise, but they were more 'socially awkward' monstergirl.

Here's a rehash of one of them

>Be me

>Get stalked on social media by monstergirl

>Starts off with generic bonnet tipping crap, but devolves from there

>Be spammed with pics of tail pussy, despite being set to private

>Delete accounts, but start getting stalked IRL

>Police are useless

>Have a few drinks after getting home to deal with stress

>Start hearing noise from out front

>A manticore in a silk nightie is holding up a boombox and doing her best to serenade

>You don't remember the movie she's referencing, but you're pretty sure shes doing it wrong

>Ignore her and drink a bit more

>She stops after she fumbles the boombox in her meaty paws and it smashes on the ground

>Ignore her muffled sobs by drinking more and watching a video

>After a bit, you start hearing odd noise by the door

>Investigate to find tail pussy snaking through the dog flap and trying to unlock the door

>Be cowboy, lasso her tail with an extension cord and pull till her ass slams into the door

>Tie her off on the banister and start the bullying

>Start pouring beer and cheap liquor down her tail pussy

>Cram in ice and flick chips of it off her ass through the dog flap

>Hear her squeals and complaints devolve into drunken slurring

>Accidentally get pricked by her spines while bully

>Fall into a haze of lust and have your way with her

>Find out you're surprising good at extension cord bondage

>Wake up hung over and find manticore is gone

>In the evening, the door bell rings, look through peephole

>Its manticore dressed up in bondage gear under a trenchcoat

>Shes carrying a lot of rope and a case of beer

>Consider your options for sec, before opening the door pulling her in

<And that is how I met your mother


0efa73  No.350175

>>350036

DUEL IN THE DOJO PATRICIA!


8f2e88  No.350191

>>350175

Fuck you Nogdog, I don't duel on street

Go back to Wankanda

I am looking for easy way to get a girlfriend free boy for duelling, I am very starved for duels.

I do not like social media or mercenaries, I WILL NOT HIRE MERCENARIES FOR DUELLLING


0efa73  No.350196

>>350191

Fuck off Patricia, nobody likes shit-tier bonnet-tipping scalies. Maou hangs her head in shame whenever she remembers she created you.

Enjoy your dildo, dyke.


d70f4a  No.350198

>>350046

/monster/ mod for Dom5 when?


8f2e88  No.350203

>>350196

FUCKING NOGDOGS STOP STEALING ALL THE MEN

AT WE CREATED A CITIESAND EMPIRES

ALL YOU'VE DONE IS SIT AROUND IN CAVES AND HUNT

AND STOP INSULTING BONNETS, THEY ARE A HIGHLY VALUED PIECE OF OUR CULTURE, MUCH LIKE DUELLING WHICH I DO NOT DO IN THE STREETS




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