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be2fa3 (5)  No.344936>>344965 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

My fellow Orderlites, let us gather in this hall and consecrate it as a bastion against the foul taint of the Mamono surrounding us. Here is a place of Crusading, of Wizardry, of Brethren before Wenches, which no non-human harlot will be able to topple. Let’s at least try not to shitpost this into oblivion.

be2fa3 (5)  No.344937

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Our thread theme, sung by the greatest minister in the history of the Church Most Righteous.


be2fa3 (5)  No.344938>>344943 >>345087

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New meme idea, paste your Waifu of choice most adversarial temptress overtop that desperate human slattern.


be2fa3 (5)  No.344939

And because I’m a sucker for the classics, here’s another a Memei TV dump in case anyone wants to make more edits of those:

http://imgur.com/gallery/8cF8Y

I checked, and there are some new/rare screenshots that haven’t been photoshopped on here before, they’re worth at least checking out.


9bfbcc (1)  No.344943

>>344938

>New meme idea

Hey, here’s an idea.

Going to >>>/reddit/ instead.


35ddba (3)  No.344965>>344982 >>344994 >>346001

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>>344936 (OP)

>Paladin Posting

Am I doing it right?


be2fa3 (5)  No.344982>>345004


c9ed80 (2)  No.344985

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53a17d (8)  No.344994>>345004


35ddba (3)  No.345004>>345010 >>345021 >>345087 >>345207 >>345286

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>>344982

>>344994

Seriously though, it's a shame there's no art of paladin girls and monster girls fighting over a man.


30d4be (1)  No.345010

>>345004

That paladin girl is way cuter than the salamander girl. She wins, no question.


53a17d (8)  No.345021>>345033

>>345004

i just discovered I have a fetish for mid-evil armor, human women fighting anything for males just wouldn't happen, to the point where I can't conceptualize why or how that would happen. Monster girl's natural beauty, larger fertility window, and more compatible nature with male nature, would make it not much of a fight. Men would pick monster girls, leaving the women to fend for themselves, would most likely mean death for them.


4e4cc0 (1)  No.345025

Don't you have a board of your own?


6d97d3 (1)  No.345033>>345037

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>>345021

>mid-evil


53a17d (8)  No.345037

>>345033

you know what I meant


5c7af9 (1)  No.345040>>345053

Hey paladin tired of not able to smite mg's lately? Unable to fight honorably in a bout of combat? Then come on down to MFW put your gauntlets to use and not as paper weights! Nominations for non monster applicant still open.


1d0dac (1)  No.345053

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>>345040

>pic related

please leave

>>345040

you too, newfag

off you pop


700475 (6)  No.345087>>345107

>>344938

>He doesn't start a fire and step into it to scare her off

What a small guy

>>345004

It's probably because women can't fight


67d1e4 (1)  No.345104

Greetings fellow human, I have come to post a simple job here. There are a group of lizardgirls in the nearby caves and we need the strongest Paladins possible to fight them off. Reward will be given upon completion of this job.


35ddba (3)  No.345107

>>345087

>Implying it won't be a paladin girl grabbing the guy's arm and the monster girl grabbing his other arm as they throw banter at each other while the poor guy's face is caught between their breasts.


e8252b (2)  No.345178

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Blessed be this day Myne Noble brothers!

Rateith Myne new battleaxe!


7dbd30 (1)  No.345207

>>345004

What about a monster girl raping a female paladin. http://touchfluffytail.org/?story=flash-fiction-the-manticore


c9ed80 (2)  No.345220

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1c6cb5 (5)  No.345255>>345270 >>345279 >>345285 >>345301 >>345306

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Let god weep, for what I have done can bend the mind of the holiest of priests. I have butchered men, emptied villages, eviscerated women, and have ate children. This is because of the Order, for they are lies, they don't seek the end of the demon Lord, but the continuation of the cycle, where man and monster duke each other out, all at the god's pleasure. The Chief God is nothing but a title, as there have been many. Regardless he/she has duped every Order member, because they don't know that he wants to continue the cycle of death. The cruel cycle where my ancestors were slaughtered, all because the cycle had to continue. What cycle do you speak of? Well, when man gets to powerful, the monsters are boosted with power until the humans are dwindled, and then the humans are empowered, over and over and over and over and over and over. That was the cycle until the Demon Lord changed, yet she is equally stupid.trying to integrate them by romanticizing them. what she needs to know is that there can never be peace among us, for even if we cooperated, we would fight over the last men and women available to the monsters. She doesn't get that our species have been at each others throat by a god who has done this cycle for whatever reason. I have no tangible words for the Chief God for her actions. The only ones I can think of are: heartless, cruel, indifferent, sick, twisted, and deserves to get butchered. This broke me, when I found out, so fuck it, either the cycle continues or the Demon Lord wins and I become an incubus. Until then I will have as much fun as possible. I will make my name an insult. I will make all fear me, and I will savor every murder. I have fun with the manticores, as I hate them the most. I rip their tail off and make them eat it, along with their wings, and impale them. Same goes for the children, and men. I will become a nightmare for the world to hate, as you are more remembered for the sick things you do than the noble ones. Lets have some fun


e8252b (2)  No.345270>>345281 >>345306

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1c6cb5 (5)  No.345279>>345306

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1c6cb5 (5)  No.345281

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>>345270

That reply just made me laugh, because of how hilarious it was


70c733 (1)  No.345285>>345306 >>345346

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>>345255

Ya need a hug bruh?


e66353 (1)  No.345286

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>>345004

Depends on the monster.

Lizards and the more aggressive beastmen: for sure.

Succubi and high level slimes: might convert the girl to a monster or die trying.

Undead: Depends more, how does blessing affect the undead again?


42212c (1)  No.345301>>345306

>>345255

"Nothing personel", right?


700475 (6)  No.345306

>>345270

>>345279

>>345285

>>345301

Think this >>345255 might be satire of the edge paladinposters from a while ago


1c6cb5 (5)  No.345346>>345360 >>345384 >>345452

>>345285

When you realize that everything you have fought for is a lie, and that the chief god was responsible for the deaths and created that cycle for her entertainment, at the cost of our lives and happiness, it gets to you.


53a17d (8)  No.345360>>345452

>>345346

she doesn't owe us anything

thinking you can understand the motivations of a god is arrogance. You are an ant, you may not want to be an ant, but you can't change it, so you can just take whatever bones cosmic forces throw you, and don't add to the existing ocean misery.


1c6cb5 (5)  No.345384

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>>345346

We'll if that's the case, then why not just have some fun?


700475 (6)  No.345452>>345464

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>>345346

>>345360

>she

>her

What, do you worship the god of sandwich making or something?


53a17d (8)  No.345464>>345473

>>345452

a god wouldn't be limited to one sex, and would just choose to be whatever they wanted


0d25da (1)  No.345465

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Praise the Omnissah faggots. Your AIs can't turn into MGs if they're graphing calculators with guns.


700475 (6)  No.345473>>345477

>>345464

That sounds like something tumblr would say


53a17d (8)  No.345477>>345531

>>345473

in this case tumblr would be right, but only because a god isn't limited like a human.


700475 (6)  No.345531>>345533 >>345544

>>345477

Could Thor choose to be whatever gender he wanted?


73ccf2 (1)  No.345533>>346003 >>346018

>>345531

Loki could and did


53a17d (8)  No.345544>>345545

>>345531

those kinds of seem to be limited to superhuman performance, ageless, and whatever special power they have


53a17d (8)  No.345545

>>345544

kinds of gods*


a09c64 (1)  No.346001

>>344965

I just wanna say thank you for this.


ba382d (1)  No.346003>>346005

>>345533

Loki also fucked a horse and gave birth to the apocalypse wolf. Pagan Gods are fucking weird man, sexualizing them is suprisingly easy.


f49173 (1)  No.346005

>>346003

Sexualizing them is also HERESY.


700475 (6)  No.346018

>>345533

That wasn't my question though


e6c034 (1)  No.347919

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