>>344618
Idea for leprechaun waifu story:
>Travel to small Irish town for work.
>Matchmaking festival is underway, decide to enter because boredom (don't expect to find anyone special)
>Festival is unique this time, in order to improve relations between humans and fair folk, all matches will be of humans and fae (of opposite genders, this is a proper catholic town you know).
>Date multiple types of faerie from irish, scottish, and cornish mythology, each encounter being comedic, all of them (even the tiny ones) could easily kill you at any moment, yet they still insist on being proper ladies and you being a proper gentleman (which, as a salesman, comes naturally to you), each date is funny and a good time, but ultimately you find that you aren't a match.
>final match is a leprechaun girl, pointy ears, shortstack, great at magic, looks like a loli but is older than you ever will be (fae age really slowly, if at all), wavy red hair, porcelain skin, lots of cute freckles, beautiful laugh, intelligent, fun-loving, loves to ride on your shoulders (she weighs hardly anything), she can put away a lot of alcohol, but she gets horny/intimacy crazy when she's drunk.
>you find that she is a pretty great match for you, she feels the same way, you leave the festival and begin steadily until you have to back to the USA, you then have a fun long-distance relationship over the internet, eventually, she applies for a US citizenship, despite her having a record in ireland for drunk and disorderly conduct, she gets her citizenship at last, especially once you bring up the history between the united states and the irish, and threaten to label them racist for not letting her in, the two of you finally get married, have changeling (half-fae) children and live happily ever after.