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>Succumom finally sees her daughter bring a guy over.
>"Despite being a social autist, she finally snags someone." she thinks to herself proudly.
>"I can't wait to see my grandchildren."
>She and her husband who she dragged along wait outside their door for anything.
>"Honey, our daughter is a great girl. Just trust in her to let it happen naturally. It will come to her sooner or later."
>"No, Richard! This is the first time our daughter came home with someone since ever, and she's almost 20 now. I CANNOT miss this chance to coach in and patch any mistake she makes."
>They stay there for hours, still waiting foray of them to make a first move.
>Sound of the TV plays, succumom gets excited, thinking it's her daughter's way of drowning out sound.
>Sound of mario kart starts playing, confusing the succumom.
>She barges in the room to see her daughter and friend play mariokart innocently.
>"WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING?"
"Playing Mario Kart?"
>"I-I MEAN WHAT AREN'T YOU DOING?"
"Picking Bowser or toad?"
>"…"
"Anyway, what are you here for?"
>Succudad peering out the door, grabbing a stunned succumom by the collar and moving her away from the door. "Oh, nothing. You guys want some snacks?"
>Succumom grinds teeth at the back of the kitchen while dad carries a tray of chips, soda, beer and popcorn.
>"Told you honey, let it come naturally." he smirked.