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2df5a9 (6) No.339107>>339134 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

How did you start off Valentine's with your waifu, anon?

ec57eb (1) No.339111>>339112 >>339124 >>339243

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It's a shame these pure love girls don't get much love.


2df5a9 (6) No.339112>>339159

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>>339111

I still wish there was art of "real" houris.


e109a7 (1) No.339114

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Slept away most of the morning.


94eadd (1) No.339117

Oh, you know how it is. Had to force myself out of her fluffy embrace to get ready for work, and that was AFTER the morning sex. Work was agonisingly slow, but her homecooked lunch and my music sure helped me get by. I just got home and was greeted by her in nothing but a big, red ribbon. My face is still covered in her lipstick. As of this moment of writing, I have exactly 20 seconds to post and get in bed with her. And here I was, thinking of inviting her to eat dinner out. I wanted entrecote, but I guess that will have to wait. She wants her "jelly" first, if you catch my driaijogfklnømk lne


2a53e6 (1) No.339120

>Day off

>Wake up to danuki waifu cuddled up next to me in bed

>Give her a soft kiss and whisper a good morning in her ear

>Smile as she starts to stir, pulling her into me as her eyes open and she says good morning back

>We wish each other a happy valentine's day as we lay there in each other's arms

>Tell her today I'm going to spoil her and treat her like a princess

>She starts to object, telling me we should just have low key day

>Little does she know I have a reservation to a nice restaurant she likes

>I've got an entire day planned for her


655e9b (1) No.339124>>339243

>>339111

I love the Gand, my favorite Harpy. Let me wake to that golden plumage and the softness of her song this Lover's Day.


c11da5 (2) No.339134>>339135

>>339107 (OP)

Have some green.

>Understanding.

>Understanding, is the basis of any relationship.

>Understanding a relationship, then, means understanding why you understand.

>Since the ‘’day of the rape’’, humans have tried their best to understand Monsterkind.

>For some, it was disturbingly easy.

>For others, we’re still in the dark.

>My job, is to understand.

>I’m no psychiatrist.

>I’m a barman.

>You walk into my workplace, we exchange a few words, and I have to understand what you want and what you need, which are not always the same thing.

>Rarely the same thing.

>But I’m good at my job.

>I get a lot of things.

>When a dragon comes in and asks “I’ll take your most expensive drink.” I don’t serve her my oldest bottle of wine.

>When a dragon does this, she wants to flaunt her wealth.

>But she doesn’t want to drink a bottle of wine by herself.

>So, I serve her “The European Tea Time”.

>Home-made blend, mini-pancakes, mini-waffles, mini-chocolate cake.

>Served on my nicest looking tea set and silver tray.

>Dragons love sweet things, it’s biological.

>Also, it’s still fairly expensive, it’s for two persons, she’ll feel inclined to share.

>That’s what a dragon needs when she asks for the most expensive item on the menu, she needs to socialize with the ones she wanted to impress, but dragons believe asserting dominance is better, they misunderstand.

>Dragons are simple to understand.

>Elves too.

>Kobolds as well.

>Not the werecats, sadly.

>And especially not the Eldritch ones.

>Despite all my years, Eldritch still puzzle me.

>In fact, I’m almost convinced that Eldritch live for the single purpose of being impossible to understand.

>They enjoy confusing people.

>I look at the couple seated on the nearest table to the counter and I’m only more and more certain that the Shoggoth is deriving pleasure from what she’s doing to that poor man in front of her.

>“But… I don’t understand… I was sure I had it in my pocket.” he stammers, visibly lost and extremely embarrassed.

>“What did you lose, love?” she asks, a velveteen box tangled in her tentacle-like hair.

>”Umm, well… It was a surprise, for you… Mmh, it must be at home.”

>“Perhaps you dropped it in the car?”

>I watch in fascination as her dextrous appendages open the little gift behind her head, a brief, almost imperceptible shiver of delight runs through her as she ‘’knows’’ what’s inside, despite not looking at in with any of her many eyes.

>”No… I checked when I held the door for you… I had it.”

>“Then it must’ve fallen on the threshold.”

>“I’ll go check right away! Bartender, I’ll be right back!”

>I wave at the panicked man my best “Don’t worry about me.” gesture, but I’m afraid it might be too little too late, as he sprints away to the door, bending down to look around if the stolen item might be on the ground.

>Meanwhile is future fiancée is admiring the ring, honestly, she’s beaming, tears of happiness welling in her eyes.

>An eye on her shoulder blink at you, it might have been a conspiratorial wink.

>”AH-AH! I got it!” exclaims the man.


c11da5 (2) No.339135>>339184

>>339134

>But, she had the box, why is it in his hand now?!

>”See darling, nothing can go wrong today.” she smiles kindly at him, the ring still on her finger.

>Wait, he’s gonna open the box and discover it empty!

>”Elena, I’ve been thinking about this for a long time, and I’ve made my decision, would you-“

>“Open wide, ‘’Master’’.” she interrupts his proposal, a forkful of cake extended towards him.

>“Umm… Elena, can’t you wait one second?”

>“Please, humour me…” she fake-complains, crocodile tears at the ready.

>With a sigh, the man relents, opening his mouth for the Shoggoth to feed him.

>I can see that the cake doesn’t please him as much as it did before, the earlier fright and the taste of interruption spoiling the flavours.

>Using the same fork, his guest sample the confection, truly savouring it.

>Then, the movement of their jaws stop.

>She’s the first to bring her hand to her lips, delicately plucking a sparklingly clean ring of pink gold from her lips.

>Meanwhile, her future husband manages to extract an equally pristine paper note, smaller than a postage stamp, pink and heart shaped, a capital ==YES== written on it.

>”Oh… Oh Jules. Yes! Yes, I do!”

>The poor man could only brace himself against the powerful and sudden hug.

>What follows can only be described as en effusion of sentiments, as the shape-shifting mamono seems to radiate pink energy.

>I’m no Mage, but I can tell that this is what some call a “mana wave” and thank gods there are no single Monster in the shop because this could’ve ended in a riot.

>Evenually, the happy couple settle downs, finish their dessert and mister comes up to the cash register to pay his bill…

>As he fishes for some change, I notice that the paper heart he found between his teeth earlier has turned into one of those very trendy Manticore Barbs in a gift wrap.

>I wish them good day and with that, the shop is almost silent, save for the mechanical purr of the different appliances.

>With a sigh, I decide to brew myelf a cup of coffee, for the briefest of moment, the idea of putting some whiskey in my cup surfaces, but is quickly brushed away as a pale arm snakes its way alongside mine to steal my warm beverage.

“I didn’t hear you come downstair.”

<“Sorry I surprised you.” her apology is flat, feeling-less, as her sharp nails bring the bitter drink to her lips, no milk, no sugar.

>With her hands busy, she settles for using her wings to hug you, the familiar feeling of her shadow-slime clings to your skin through my clothes.

>She rests her head on my shoulder and stays there unmoving, content.

“Slept well?”

<“Wonderfully so.”

“Well it is almost 5pm, now.”

<“You exhausted me.”

“The compliment is appreciated.”

>She kisses me.

>Her mouth tastes of sweet caffeine.

<“Do you plan on staying open tonight?”

“No, I wanted to spend the night with you, but since you’re busy, I guess I’ll just laze around.”

<“I won’t allow that. Not on Valentine’s day.”

“You can’t bring me to work.”

<“Fine, then I won’t go to work.”

“Be reasonable.”

<“I am. I’ve reached my milestones for this week. I can stay here, with you.”

“You said you couldn’t.”

<“I lied.”

“Liars get punished in this house.”

<“I can’t wait…”

>I don’t understand Eldritch creatures.

>But I know one thing.

“I love you.”

<”I love you even more.”


e2eab2 (2) No.339138

This also the /monster/ appreciation thread?


88f41c (1) No.339147>>339166

I'd probably just wake up a little bit earlier than usual so I can make the two of us a nice breakfast, and then my waifu and I would have a day out on the town where we'd go to places like a museum or maybe the zoo and just enjoy each other's company for the day. In the evening we'd end our date with a nice romantic dinner and then snuggle when we got home and tell each other how much we love the other person.

Unsure if I'd make love to my waifu or not.


f73c17 (1) No.339159

>>339112

>tfw no giantess Houri gf

>tfw Christian

At least I'll be eating and drinking in Heaven.


e2eab2 (2) No.339160>>339166

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Eh I'll just abuse this one. almost bedtime again

May all of /monster/ find happiness beneath a starry sky with their beloved.

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY

monsterslut-dears y'all wonderfull people and deserve such.


55d2bc (1) No.339166

>>339147

Solid Valentine plan, anon - almost like mine. I'd add on a little more, like trying to bake a cake in secret before Valentine's Day for her, a small chocolate cake with Heart & Feather Sigil icing on top.

>>339160

Likewise, I wish a grand

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY

to you and all anons on the board and prepare for plenty of vanilla love with their waifus.


84e1c4 (1) No.339178

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>no one to share valentines day with.

>decide to search dating sites on a whim.

>humans & monstergirls alike using online dating sites are posting lewd ads wanting the dick.

>The more ads I browse the more I become repulsed by the various offerings.

>Gradually come to realize valentines day is less about finding love and more about celebrating it with someone you already love.

just


71301c (2) No.339181>>339546

>tfw lack of privacy prevents me from having a proper valentine's day with my waifu.

Maybe next year.


71301c (2) No.339184

>>339135

That was a a nice read fam


c5b5a9 (1) No.339189

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Quick Valentine's Day fic.

https://pastebin.com/vRDGLi73


cff768 (1) No.339211

I honestly have no idea. Never really celebrated Valentine's day since grade school.

Fuck, i guess i'd buy her a box of chocolates and some roses on my way back from work. Maybe cook some dinner for her.


4761cf (1) No.339219

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>wake up early

>”We doing this?”

>3 am bang

>at work by 5 am

>Mexican food for dinner

>head pats and cuddles

>sleep cuz I got work at 5am tomorrow

>she has to work too


0f27ee (1) No.339243>>339248 >>339250 >>339255 >>339256

>>339111

>>339124

How do gandharvas play instruments, though? Harpy types aren't exactly known for their dexterity…or their fingers.


83adca (2) No.339248

>>339243

I imagine for picking they have bony protrusions or small claws, but as for fretting? No clue, maybe they do open tunings and play with a slide. Alternatively, they play a mini harp instead of a guitar. Or, and this is a stretch, it's just fucking magic.


2df5a9 (6) No.339250>>339255

>>339243

I only just noticed that she doesn't actually have hands playing the strings.


0d8a0f (1) No.339255

>>339243

>>339250

She has thumb claws on her wings.


64a3f5 (1) No.339256>>339281

>>339243

Sitars are played by plucking the strings. Gandharvas can probably do that with the claws at the ends of their wings. I bet they sing as they play too.


83adca (2) No.339281

>>339256

Sitars have chikari which are basically like floating frets, so that still has the same issue


2df5a9 (6) No.339507>>339509

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Would your waifu give you a nude chocolate sculpture of herself?


cb2035 (2) No.339509>>339523

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>>339507

She would probably make a chocolate flavoured statue of herself out of herself.


2df5a9 (6) No.339523>>339526

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cb2035 (2) No.339526


4e65cc (1) No.339546>>339548

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>>339181

what did he meme by this?


2df5a9 (6) No.339548

>>339546

It means he has roommates or parents and cannot cum on his daki in peace.




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