[–]▶ 3d5749 (1) No.338781>>338819 >>339382 >>339429 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]
Would you with a fem Suezo, /monster/?
▶ 1b0fcb (2) No.338798>>338834 >>338846
Imagine getting transported to a faraway land, into a world where monsters rule?
▶ e7b0f0 (1) No.338819>>339387 >>341397
>>338781 (OP)
Would I what with a fem suezo?
▶ ab7bdc (1) No.338834>>338920
>>338798
Every day.
>Thinks
>Sighs
>Toils
>Dreams
>Repeat
▶ 546e38 (1) No.338846
>>338798
>tfw the MH2 disk I got in the mail never took me to a faraway land into a world where monsters rule
>no Granity ever ever
Endless suferring.
▶ 9a230c (6) No.338920>>339393
>>338834
>wagecuck so much you don't even have to time to rest or dream
▶ bf75c9 (3) No.339381>>339412
Get a disk!
Take the risk!
Spin if fast, through the past!
Unlock it and claim it!
You can tame it!
UNLOCK YOUR DISK!
Little Arachne, ain't she attractive?
UNLOCK YOUR DICK!
▶ 9a230c (6) No.339385
▶ bf75c9 (3) No.339387
>>338819
Could you, would you,
On a hay pile?
Would you let her,
With her tongue?
▶ 1eb218 (1) No.339393>>339396 >>339410
>>338920
Hey, at least your dreams don't involve being busy or working.
Hell, I had a dream where when I was busy the entire time and when I finally got in bed to sleep, my alarm clock went off.
▶ cb6bf5 (2) No.339396
>>339393
Sounds horrifying.
▶ 9a230c (6) No.339410>>339419
>>339393
>tfw my dreams ARE about me working
For fuck's sake… I can't even sleep right.
▶ 9a230c (6) No.339423>>339427 >>339428 >>339437
>>339419
>tfw mentally sing this to myself at work almost every week like clockwork
Are you me?
▶ 8814ce (3) No.339427>>339428 >>339437
>>339423
We are fellow slaves to our masters, one as heart, soul and mind who toil under their boots as they laugh in satisfaction as power-hungry gods would to see the cogs in their machines work at full capacity.
▶ d70058 (3) No.339428>>339432
>>339423
>>339427
You guys could just, like, look for a different job.
▶ 98111d (2) No.339429>>339500
>>338781 (OP)
What's this?
▶ 8814ce (3) No.339432>>339433 >>339437
>>339428
Oh my god, I never thought about that, thank you for the life-changing and inspiring advice that you have passed unto me.
▶ d70058 (3) No.339433
>>339432
You're welcome anon, I'm glad I could help
▶ 675af5 (2) No.339437
>>339423
>>339427
>>339432
You guys could just, like, not be a whiny bitch
▶ 724b72 (1) No.339445
I would consider a hellwan-ified Tiger.
▶ bf75c9 (3) No.339500>>341445
>>339429
>he doesn't know
Fucking underage.
▶ 49637b (1) No.339872>>340041
>>339857
*eyes you up and down*
Hmph … What do you think you're doing, huh? Outta my way before I pummel you, twerp.
▶ cb6bf5 (2) No.340041
>>339872
Hey small fry, ain't causing trouble are ya?
>>339419
Those orcs sing quite well. Need a story about a band of unhappy orcfus being forced to go on the warpath before being convinced by anon to take up a singing/idol career.
▶ d7c26a (1) No.341405>>341469
>>341397
Where's the hole to stick it in other than her mouth of course? I hope you're not expecting me to limit myself to gratuitous amounts of hand holding.
▶ 98111d (2) No.341445>>342632
>>339500
Some of us grew up rural, faggot
I hope you enjoy your shitty luxuries like pollution and crime, you shitlicker
▶ 1a634a (1) No.341469>>341475
>>341405
Back of her knee.
▶ 1b0fcb (2) No.341475
>>341469
Kneepit sex is one of the best fetishes.
▶ 8d0ae1 (1) No.342632
>>341445
>not having played classic vidya soon after getting internet access
>being a triggered backwater burgerlander or south american boonies reject
Get a load of this smug trailer park trash.