3d5749 No.338781
Would you with a fem Suezo, /monster/?
1b0fcb No.338798
Imagine getting transported to a faraway land, into a world where monsters rule?
e7b0f0 No.338819
>>338781
Would I what with a fem suezo?
ab7bdc No.338834
>>338798
Every day.
>Thinks
>Sighs
>Toils
>Dreams
>Repeat
546e38 No.338846
>>338798
>tfw the MH2 disk I got in the mail never took me to a faraway land into a world where monsters rule
>no Granity ever ever
Endless suferring.
9a230c No.338920
>>338834
>wagecuck so much you don't even have to time to rest or dream
bf75c9 No.339381
Get a disk!
Take the risk!
Spin if fast, through the past!
Unlock it and claim it!
You can tame it!
UNLOCK YOUR DISK!
Little Arachne, ain't she attractive?
UNLOCK YOUR DICK!
d70058 No.339384
9a230c No.339385
bf75c9 No.339387
>>338819
Could you, would you,
On a hay pile?
Would you let her,
With her tongue?
1eb218 No.339393
>>338920
Hey, at least your dreams don't involve being busy or working.
Hell, I had a dream where when I was busy the entire time and when I finally got in bed to sleep, my alarm clock went off.
cb6bf5 No.339396
>>339393
Sounds horrifying.
9a230c No.339410
>>339393
>tfw my dreams ARE about me working
For fuck's sake… I can't even sleep right.
9a230c No.339423
>>339419
>tfw mentally sing this to myself at work almost every week like clockwork
Are you me?
8814ce No.339427
>>339423
We are fellow slaves to our masters, one as heart, soul and mind who toil under their boots as they laugh in satisfaction as power-hungry gods would to see the cogs in their machines work at full capacity.
d70058 No.339428
>>339423
>>339427
You guys could just, like, look for a different job.
98111d No.339429
8814ce No.339432
>>339428
Oh my god, I never thought about that, thank you for the life-changing and inspiring advice that you have passed unto me.
d70058 No.339433
>>339432
You're welcome anon, I'm glad I could help
675af5 No.339437
>>339423
>>339427
>>339432
You guys could just, like, not be a whiny bitch
724b72 No.339445
I would consider a hellwan-ified Tiger.
bf75c9 No.339500
>>339429
>he doesn't know
Fucking underage.
49637b No.339872
>>339857
*eyes you up and down*
Hmph … What do you think you're doing, huh? Outta my way before I pummel you, twerp.
cb6bf5 No.340041
>>339872
Hey small fry, ain't causing trouble are ya?
>>339419
Those orcs sing quite well. Need a story about a band of unhappy orcfus being forced to go on the warpath before being convinced by anon to take up a singing/idol career.
d7c26a No.341405
>>341397
Where's the hole to stick it in other than her mouth of course? I hope you're not expecting me to limit myself to gratuitous amounts of hand holding.
98111d No.341445
>>339500
Some of us grew up rural, faggot
I hope you enjoy your shitty luxuries like pollution and crime, you shitlicker
1a634a No.341469
>>341405
Back of her knee.
1b0fcb No.341475
>>341469
Kneepit sex is one of the best fetishes.
8d0ae1 No.342632
>>341445
>not having played classic vidya soon after getting internet access
>being a triggered backwater burgerlander or south american boonies reject
Get a load of this smug trailer park trash.