/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance

Do mindflayers ever wear their squidbandos as masks instead?

The only one too scary for me.

>>335022

That's exactly what I was implying.

>>335031

Only if she can wear her husband to do bane impressions.

>>335032

How good is she at talking with her mouth full?

>>335034

>She'll try to sound threatening through her muffled blowjob noises

>>335024

Really man? Because since she’s been revealed there’s been almost a half-dozen other eldritch/man-transforming monsters, and at least a couple of them are worse in appearance and methods than her. Unless you mean the whole mind-rewriting shtick MFs in particular have.

>>335045

I don't wanna be a maebari squid.

>have mindflayer wife

>we're relaxing on the couch

>she's reading a book

>i'm wrapped around her as a squid

>have a terrible idea form to not be bored

>start silently whispering and shake ever so slightly

>mindflayer wife looks down at me and knows where this would be heading

>she puts down her book and start heading towards the stairs to the bedroom

>each moment that passes, I get louder and shake more

>she lets out slight moans and tells me to hold on a bit

>as she finally reaches the stairs, she finally realizes what i've been whispering

>her eyes open wide in shock and terror

>she begs for me not to do what i'm thinking of

>too late for that

>start shaking violently, assaulting her pussy and making her squeal

>she clamps down on me and holds her legs together as her juices torrent out of her besieged snatch

>she desperately tries to pull me off, but to no avail for I am locked down TIGHT

>her legs soon give way and she falls into the puddle of her own pussy juice

>she's crying out in ecstasy and yet begging for me to stop

>I only increase the volume of my voice and my ultraviolent barrage on her soaked hole

>her orgasm turns to two, then five, then ten

>she's a blubbering mess

>tears and drool line her face as she both sobs and cries in pleasure

>the carpet in ruined from how soaked it became

>she can't even speak anymore, all she does is moan in desperation for me to finally give her peace

>these pleads are merely drowned out by my booming voice shaking the house

YOU'RE A KID NOW, YOU'RE A SQUID NOW, YOU'RE A KID NOW, YOU'RE A SQUID NOW, YOU'RE A KID NOW, YOU'RE A SQUID NOW

>after a couple hours pass of this violent sexual trainwreck, I finally let go and turn back to my human form

>my mindflayer wife is laying there, twitching and convulsing

>her eyes are rolled back, her tongue is lolling out, she only makes silent moans

>her snatch is raw, red, and soaked. Each twitch just spurts more juice out

>I look over my grand masterpiece and blast her face with a thick glob of my homemade white ink and sit down to play some Splatoon

>needless to say, it took a while for her to eventually forgive me

And that's the story of why i'm not allowed to play Splatoon at my house anymore.

>>335069

Those are all good choices, I can't decide which.

>>335070

>>/matangopit/

>>335069

Yes to all four.

>>335069

However many I can until my SAN gives out.

>>335069

I think having a harem of just these MGs would result in a warp spawn.

>>335032

>How good is she at talking with her mouth full?

Its not her that is making the bane impressions, its her husband. Little squid manlet wants to feel like a big guy.

>>335170

That's actually sounds fun. A mindflayer waifu pretending to be name as husband is her mask and talks for her.

>>335184

Fuck my typos.

I want to be flayed just to know what it feels like

>lying in bed with your flayer waifu

>>”Hey, anon, we haven’t done it in a while, want to have sex?”

>>”Sure!”

>5 minutes of bliss later

>anon is tired and spent

>>”That was great honey, mind if I finish with that?”

>>”Go ahead”

>Her tentacles enter your ears softly, with a gentle, sensual touch

>She flays away your memory of just having sex

>>”Thanks anon.”

>>”no problem”

>laying in bed with your flayer waifu

>>”Hey, anon, we haven’t done it in a while, want to have sex?”

>>335775

And let her get traumatized by all the shit I've seen while browsing /b/? No.

Besides, I'm not about to let my memory get played with by some rando bitch. For all I know she'd try some shit.

>>335022

>The squid is holding her hand

That's actually cute.

>>335792

>Implying as you sleep her tentacles don't creep into you

>You wake up in the morning and tell her of the strange dream you had

>You tell her it started as a nightmare but it melted away when she appeared and it turned into a nice dream where the two of you were snuggled up next to a fire in a log cabin as it snowed outside

>She gives you a kiss and smiles at you, saying how sweet you are

>You go about life not knowing she wants to keep you happy and safe even in your dreams

>>335797

Have your (you), fag.

>>335797

>Implying a Mamono would ever do something like that

>>335855

>implying mindflayer are true mamono and not literal agents of chaos

>>335836

What's it take to become the Elders' favorite?

>>335859

>Implying chaos is all bad inherently

>What is Chaos Theory

>>335919

Those are just bio-luminescent tattoos/birthmarks.

I'm not sure man is she gonna be ok to bring around my kids?

>>336116

Tentacles down? Generally thats how squids are? Even then I doubt most husbands would want to be in squid form despite the benefits she'd probably suggest it to have. (Or mind flay you to agreeing with)

still better than horse pussy

>>336094

I always thought the Illithid were neat, if downright terrifying. But the being a crotch squid is not a turn on in the least.

>>337049

But they can stop being a squid at any time.

>>337131

Only after training from their waifus.

>>337131

>That same process

>The guy pauses having sex for a moment when he notices he's changing and makes direct eye contact with the mindflayer

>she sighs and says "okay….." before reversing the change and continuing to have sex

Better, and more comical.

>>337226

>Mindflayer wife cooks a really large breakfast for husband and gives him a back massage for their wedding anniversary

>then asks if they could "try something different" tonight

>next few minutes are spent with the mindflayer clinging on to him wheedling about how it's their special day, and it's only this one time, and that it actually feels really nice, she swears

>husband stares blankly at her as she starts extolling how the mucus from squid form is actually really good for the skin after he turns back and that all the tentacle wriggling will help with joint pain relief, and didn't he say he was experiencing some wrist pain earlier?

Actually, this is pretty funny

>>337250

Goddammit Anon. I want to turn into a squid now to make her happy.

>>337135

Nothing in any on the abyssal entries suggests you need training, or are just a mindless beast, or can only do it if your wife allows or any shit people like to come up with to make the transformations into some grimderp shit. They are meant to cater to the monster raping a hot girl anime trope/fetish and other than them being a fairly specific fetish bait they and their husband are still part of KCs hugbox where everything has happy endings.

I wonder if mindflayers ever have a girls' night out and complain about their husbands doing splatoon shitposting during sex all the damn time?

The husbands are all back at home drinking beer and playing splatoon.

>>337252

>The couple decide to start experimenting

>hypnosis suits their fancy this month

>the mindflayer takes the lead as per usual

>turning into a squid never even crossed his mind for a second while he gave the okay to being the subject

>20 minutes later he comes out of trance

>he's a squid and the wife realizes the husband is now conscious

>they both sort of laugh it off…. Except the husband sort of makes weird mumbly squid noises in place of laughter before turning back

>>336852

Nice.

>>337709

Did you mean 'exhibitionists', Anon?

>>337709

Oi bruv, what d'ya got 'gains't us venturers? Me 'n my m8s would club yur fookin' head in, cunt. I sware on me mum's life.

Sucks that there are no chav adventurer monster girls.

Trashtier.

On TDOTR, we'll get you and the matangos.

>>337705

Being friends with a guy whos wife is a mindflayer must be really wierd, Including when hes attached to his waifu as a squid.

>>338351

Bloop

>>338351

blurp

>>338445

That normal man really looks like he misses his family, but I don't see what this has to do with Mindflayers.

>>338445

so, mindflayer husband-squids sound like a normal dude? i'm not sure what you are supposed to be getting at here

sage for off topic

>>342667

>You will fear my laser nipples!

>>342958

bioluminescent bacteria, anon

>>342667

You know what would be rad?

Having an '80s techno concert complete with spacey outfits, poofy hair, keytars, and a group of topless mindflayers dancing about and projecting their nipple lasers through stage fog.

>>343213

Afraid you could only have one of those, since all those mindflayers would probably go home with new husbands.

>>335069

The cloth is actually just a coat, the guy's feet is just underneath it.

>>337709

Someone's Mindflayer waifu got the midnight munchies.