/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance

I didn't know slavsan was a krakenfag. Puts a whole new perspective on life.

>octopussy

>ask your kraken waifu if you can chop off one of her tentacles for dinner since you know it'll grow back

>she doesn't miss a beat

>"why don't we chop off your tentacle instead?"

>you both laugh

>You offer a one word reply "No."

i have seen videos of octopi trying to walk on land, and they don't seem to good at it.

I know they can "crawl" around on land.

Would octowaifus have the same problem?

>>331577

Probably half dead or stunned anon. Occys can fucking scoot out of the water when they've a mind to.

>>331570

The best damn writer on this board that's who, go check out his warrior quest thread because your doing yourself a misfortune by not.

You know, I've had thoughts of giving the Krakens a rewrite too. What headcanons are about for these sensuous witches of the abyss?

>>331615

I like them as they are currently just without the whole forcing you to live in the depths of the sea part.

>>331615

There's the elder god angle, for which I do hope the depths of the sea contain an important part, but I guess that will be par for the course, and I still seem to unbelieve a single girl sized hentai actress can capsize a ship so, can we get to Release the Kraken!!!! Davy Jones style, just as dragon girls can still do?

Also, I recall eating a rice dish with octopus ink that was very delicious….

>>331633

MOAR

>>331622

>elder god angle

I've considered that. Of all places, I came up with the idea that they were kin to the Great Priest in a /human/ thread. Naturally, this also links them to the Audient Void, though distantly enough that they do not serve it. I have it in mind that they are masters of sea-based magic and mind-altering potionmaking, enough to use any body of water on the planet as a two-way mirror or megaphone with preparation; in keeping with your statement, they can also unleash the full force of their nature and grow to titanic size (though this quickly wears them out). They command the lesser sea creatures and mamono through their birthright, though they don't get along well with mermaids.

Don't anger a Kraken. You might as well anger the sea itself.

>>331574

>second pic

Is it wrong of me to say I'd let myself drown? I'm a spiteful son of a bitch and I'm willing to do anything to get the last laugh.

Not like she'd let me drown, but still.

>>331638

>They don't get along with mermaids

I never knew I wanted to see a kraken ruthlessly bullying a mermaid until now…