/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance

>>330625

Whole now meaning to the phrase, 'goat fucker' eh?

>>330640

lol

>>330669

>that hat

I guess monstergirls really do have dick on the brain at all times.

>>330623

I can't be only one who thinks of this big ass Russian guy having a /monster/ farm right? All the girls hit on him constantly while he works. He just goes about his business milking, sheering, plowing fields and the like. In the winter he brings everyone in the barn to keep them warm by giving them blankets. During a rain storm he dries off all his sheep girl to keep there flice nice and fluffy.

>>331380

Great picture and even better file name

>>331368

His archrival is an unsentimental nouveau riche businessman from Moscow who just built a new farm right next door. The ultra modern facility is designed to maximize efficiency. Instead of playing outside and grazing the girls at the new farm gulp down processed meals while they sit in cubicles doing telemarketing only periodically taking breaks to do brief high intensity workouts in a dingy indoor gym. Milk and wool harvesting is a completely automated and impersonal affair intended to get the girls back to "supplemental revenue generating activities" as quickly as possible.

>>331389

There's a louse monstergirl who's the brains (a la charlotte's web) of the traditional farm girls' efforts to save their beloved farmer's business.

>>331390

Man, we need to find a write fag to make this into a story, we got all we need now.

The life of the small Russian farmer starts off nice, his life simple and quite, exactly how he likes it. He know each of his girls, takes care of them and makes sure they are always okay. He didn't become a rich man off of this living, yet, he was content. However one day construction starts over this next hill, another one of those automated farms he heard about. When he goes back to his land, he not only fears from the lives of his monster girls but also his own livelihood. If he can't keep up he'll lose his farm, having to sell of his live stock. Obviously the big farm being able to out produce him starts to hurt him financially once it starts to get up and running. Yet he and his girls keep working there hardest, making his milk and cheese tastes better, his fleece become brighter and softer.d nicer, even the eggs he sells looks better.

>>332882

Where do the flice come into the story?

>>333157

>Married a weresheep.

>We run a ranch and grow most of our own feed.

>Have a few Minotaurs that can grow alfalfa to taste that manage the rounds.

>Couple of Holstaurs that tend to the cattle herd and most of their daughters work as milk maids.

>Bout half a dozen Centaurs and their husbands that work as ranch hands.

>A family of Doggo girls rotate between the different herds and flocks to keep their skills sharp.

>Strangely enough, our resident Goat tends to the chickens while the chicken harpy keeps the goats in line.

>Waifu manages her prize Kashmir sheep as more of an hobby than anything. But they make her happy and the sheep are very well behaved.

>I had to spend quite a bit of time reminding the local boys that even the single girls are hard working folks that won't stand an idle husband.

>Had more applications that I did shit to shovel.

>Just need to keep the girls working now.

>Does saltpeter work on monstergirls?

>>333260

Oh, and the Satyros and her husband that grow a few dozen acres of corn on our land.

Yes, they do pay in corn whiskey. Pure as the driven snow, strong enough to strip paint, and smoother than apple juice.

>>342460

I want to do that and tell her that I just can't resist pinching her because she is just that perfect.