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d135d0 No.328225

Khenmaat is coming up again on the 11th and will last until January 27th once more. What kinds of stories will you be able to tell your human sons and monster daughterus once it is more widely celebrated? What kinds of short romantic stories will you be able to share with /monster/ later on about how you celebrated the holiday with your waifu and/or what it was finally like to receive her in the sleeping bag you hung up?

d135d0 No.328582

It's finally Khenmaat, everyone.


ba0558 No.328588

File: 4d0928e34124f17⋯.jpg (744.78 KB, 719x5309, 719:5309, khenmaat holiday guide.jpg)

>>328225

Happy Khenmaat!


7d0995 No.328595

Happy Khenmaat!

>>328588

Holy shit that's fucked. Is there any country the jews haven't pissed off?


d135d0 No.328602

>>328588

We still need to go about correcting that image since it doesn't go on until Jan. 27th, or at least gradually come up with traditions to add to a list as different new things happen each year.


ba0558 No.328613

>>328595

I can't think of one country that legitimately likes the jews


e0224a No.328620

>>328613

China.

They idolize them for all the things the West traditionaly hates them for.


d135d0 No.328623

>>328620

>>328613

Don't forget South Korea. But in the meantime, it's best to keep the thread focused by talking about your experiences fireworking happy merchant effigies with your waifu in memory of the one kike whose bomb blew up in his pocket during the events of the Lavon Affair.


d135d0 No.328751

File: 07f24c15704a762⋯.jpg (1.25 MB, 3080x3070, 308:307, Khenmaat The Fire Rises.jpg)

File: f4e544077708f79⋯.jpg (407.3 KB, 1227x1029, 409:343, Khenmaat Trial of Hearts.jpg)

Do any of you have new shrines since last Khenmaat? This was a pretty cool one to see.


0f2498 No.328819

File: 1e52e310133c058⋯.jpg (23.75 KB, 206x255, 206:255, IMG_0282.JPG)

>>328751

Christ dude are you alright? Ironic stuff is funny but actually doing stuff like that is worrying.


b891d8 No.328844

>>328819

This your first time on side of the site I presume?

Most of the boards are what one might consider 'post-ironic counter-pop-culture'. Traditions are built here, rather than subverted.

I got my own little shrine, but it's not pic worthy. I partake in dragonfruit and pomegranate on the holy days. I carved a tree in my backyard with the fimblewvinter rune. I barely go out of my way with such.

Some anon once burning offerings in front of waifu pics is pretty simple. Like 'this is three quarters of indians daily' simple. Unless you're more Catholic than the pope(HAHA) the concept of a psychic gestalt shouldn't be much worrying.


1b5153 No.328907

>>328819

Did you think when we say "praise Ammit" or "praise Reitia" that we were just being ironic? For some of us it might be but a lot of us are at least serious in our belief in them.

>>328844

Sadly I dont have much of a shrine. When I move out I plan to change that though.


a7994b No.328947

>>328225

Oh hey cool…It started on my birthday neat


749dff No.329096

>>328907

>Did you think when we say "praise Ammit" or "praise Reitia" that we were just being ironic?

If you're not you should probably kill yourself


21249f No.329147

>>328751

I would like to make a shrine this time around, but it'll be temporary at least. When I get a place of my own, I'll like to build a permanent shrine and set up a better offering fire. At least a bigger fire that matches Salamander's fire.


d135d0 No.329148

File: 69166fb2022d69c⋯.png (2 KB, 96x96, 1:1, tips bonnet.png)


de6779 No.329263

File: 8455471838276d0⋯.jpeg (56.56 KB, 476x450, 238:225, F4060AF6-1656-4096-BC8E-0….jpeg)

>>328907

It’s posts like this that make me want to bitch slap anyone who came up with shit like Kek. Egyptian or /pol/ack, the both deserve a fucking smack.


d135d0 No.331496

File: 8a2c08ae7b22128⋯.png (702.09 KB, 852x688, 213:172, Ammit doing pomegranate ga….png)

How do we go about taking fruitcake and instead making a frootcake recipe that people can actually like instead of pretending to like?


b1bb71 No.331501

>>331496

Pemmican as a base, turkey as a meat.

Interesting history:

>The earliest recipe from ancient Rome lists pomegranate seeds, pine nuts, and raisins that were mixed into barley mash. In the Middle Ages, honey, spices, and preserved fruits were added.

<Fruit cakes soon proliferated all over Europe. Recipes varied greatly in different countries throughout the ages, depending on the available ingredients as well as (in some instances) church regulations forbidding the use of butter, regarding the observance of fast. Pope Innocent VIII (1432–1492) finally granted the use of butter, in a written permission known as the ‘Butter Letter' or Butterbrief in 1490, giving permission to Saxony to use milk and butter in the Stollen fruit cakes.

>Starting in the 16th century, sugar from the American Colonies (and the discovery that high concentrations of sugar could preserve fruits) created an excess of candied fruit, thus making fruit cakes more affordable and popular.

Pomegranates, turkey jerky, pemmican. I'd recommend wild Maine blueberries or Icelandic Bilberries. Then maybe soak it all in, I dunno, absinthe. Chase the green fairy. Probably tastes horrible with all that, but it would keep for a century and fuel a day's march alone.

Turn it from doorstop to diving weight, and from side dessert into all in one meal.


d135d0 No.331503

>>331501

>Pomegranates, turkey jerky, pemmican. I'd recommend wild Maine blueberries or Icelandic Bilberries. Then maybe soak it all in, I dunno, absinthe. Chase the green fairy. Probably tastes horrible with all that, but it would keep for a century and fuel a day's march alone.

One of us should actually try making this.


fd73ef No.331541

>>331501

would spiced rum suffice? i'd rather not fuck with any fairies of any color unless im actually dicking them.


d34009 No.331543

>>331541

Well I'm sure if you chase long enough you'd catch it.

Probably a few drops before blacking out.


d135d0 No.331720

>>331541

>spiced rum

What about mead?


d135d0 No.332543

The sleeping bags date is coming up in 9 days, did anyone do it this year?


21249f No.332566

>>332543

>already hung my sleeping bag up a few weeks ago

I'm still unsure on the exact dates of Khenmaat during 2017-2018 but I'll still have my bag up and light vanilla incense regularly.


d135d0 No.332583

>>332566

pics or it didn't happen


8cbea0 No.333798

Remember to offer milk and honey to ammit tonight


4429d5 No.333820

>>333798

It's kinda unfortunate that there hasn't been much of a turnout for Khenmaat this year.


b19ec1 No.333826

>>333798

>No milk

>No honey

S-she'll appreciate incense, r-right?


4429d5 No.333834

>>333826

She will, especially if it's vanilla.


4429d5 No.335801

>Khenmaat is over in a few days

>still no stories to be found

What do we do?


2c3391 No.335815

>>335801

I can't celebrate it openly due to my situation. If I was more isolated I would be able to celebrate it without any issue.


5873ec No.335816

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>>329096

>>329263

>Not being true in your worship of Ammit and Reitia

>Comparing Ammit to "PRAISE LE KEK :D"


4429d5 No.335842

>>335815

Yeah, but stories can still be written in secret.


8b8ebb No.337271

File: 7f67a602c5b4957⋯.png (32.07 KB, 940x940, 1:1, 00A065EB-B759-41B2-A61C-64….png)

>>335816

If you take that shit seriously you might as well start worshipping Captain Crunch. Or become a Scientologist. It’s fun to have fun, Anon. But too much fun leads to autistic fantasies and weird semen/blood rituals that only a NEET satanist could dream up




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