>Be me
>weekend, fuck all to do
>decide to enjoy the simple pleasure of vodka and pickles
>Time goes by, half the pickles and half the vodka are gone.
>down another shot and munch on a pickle when I hear the door open
>Holstaur waifu enters, giving me a weird look
>pour some booze into the glass and raise it, toasting to her before tossing it back
>She sighs and shakes her head
>see her smile, she ain't mad.
<"Will you be able to get yourself to bed tonight?"
>"Suppose I can't? Will ya carry me there?"
>Start chuckling and lean against her shoulder
>She's trying not to giggle but she's really bad at it
>"Why don't ya join me? We gots plenty more"
<"Anon you know I don't drink that much"
>"Just offerin, dearesss……"
>sit up and pour another shot
>Waifu snatches it out of my hand and drinks it
>her cringes her face and coughs as she sets the glass down
<"How can you drink this stuff?"
>"How can you be so purty?
>lose ability to sit up straight
>She guides me down to her lap
>So soft and warm
<"I think you've had enough, Anon"
>"Boo"
>She chuckles and starts petting my head
<"But you can have as much of me as you want"
>grin and laugh. She really is the best