[–]▶ 07ff17 (4) No.319934>>348561 >>348584 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]
Different monster girls would have lots of different writing styles. What kinds of writefaggotry would different types of monster girls make for us? As a side question, what OC in general would different monster girls make on this board?
▶ 8cdd9c (1) No.319938>>319961
I don't know, but I would love to read some fantasy shit from a phantom. Kikis might do cleaning and homemaking guides, which is very much needed in our world today. And I think a magazine from wonderland would just be a shitpost picture book.
▶ d05e4e (1) No.319941
Cheshire cats would write like that one writefag from the Chesire cat thread.
Purple prose.
▶ 85fd87 (1) No.319947>>319952
Drunken sex is great
More sake? Why thanks hubby!
Now you lick my clit.
▶ a0258c (1) No.319952
>>319947
>can't understand half of the post
>ends in "sorry, drunk"
▶ 430789 (1) No.319953
I get the feeling that dwarves would write novels in line with Tom Clancy and/or Michael Crichton. Anyone else agree with me?
▶ 07ff17 (4) No.319961>>319964
>>319938
I'd definitely enjoy a phantom writing entire erotic operas.
▶ 5cfe0c (1) No.319964
>>319961
>some asshole starts a "Is Polt a Monstergirl or Furry" thread
>the very first posts in it are a saged opera script all about the OP and his intense homosexual desires, ending in tragedy when he dies from asphyxiation as a result of said love for cocks
▶ 9b150c (1) No.319965
>manticores write horror stories where the cute human boy is stalked by a horrible 'monster'
>vast majority of the text focuses on the fear and trepidation he feels
▶ a6d784 (1) No.319973>>320131 >>320145 >>320248
>Mastah's so nice to me
>Mastah's a good mastah and I love serving him
As for doggirls in general, I think it goes:
>Husband is so sweet, we went for a walk today
>He even gave me treats and said I was a good girl and that he loves me
>Gotta keep that whore of a mailwoman away from my home though.
Or whatever is going on in one of the dog/wan threads.
▶ 174402 (4) No.320131>>320164 >>320248 >>320474
>>319973
>Kikis talk like niggers
Вы гомосексуалист
▶ 70686a (1) No.320145>>320164 >>320248 >>320474
>>319973
Иди на хуи, блять.
Kikimoras don't talk like fucking porch apes.
▶ 33702b (1) No.320164>>320181 >>320194 >>320474
>>320145
>>320131
Then what of Shogs?
▶ dfc9e9 (1) No.320181
>>320164
Hollow with a resonant echo.
▶ 5c51d0 (1) No.320194>>320210 >>320315
▶ 174402 (4) No.320210>>320313 >>320315 >>321434
>>320194
<WELCOME HOME MASTAH
<I GOT A NICE HOT CUP A CHOWDAH FOR YA AFTER BEIN OUT IN THE COLD
<I ALSO GOT A HOT BATH GOIN IF YOU WANNA WASH OFF ALL THE FILTH FROM WORKIN ALL DAY DOWN AT THE HAHBAH
<OR MAYBE YA'D PREFER… MY SWEET SHOGGY ASS?
▶ 6c9dd3 (3) No.320248
>>319973
>>320131
>>320145
>Massah what's going on down there?
>OH LAWD
▶ 1891bd (3) No.320313
>>320210
This is why shoggoths are worst meido. The only American accent worse than mid atlantic is valley speak.
▶ c49a46 (2) No.320315>>320337 >>321434
>>320194
>>320210
Boston Shoggy is now best girl, and anyone who disagrees is a liar and a furry.
▶ c21c9a (4) No.320337>>320343 >>320348
>>320315
Neck yourself Yankee
▶ 07ff17 (4) No.320343>>320432
>>320337
Are shoggies good at baseball, or do they win the world series in too many games?
▶ 174402 (4) No.320348>>320365 >>321434
>>320337
Wouldn't Shoggoths, being Bostonians, hate the Yankees with the kind of immeasurable disgust only Red Sox fans can muster?
▶ c21c9a (4) No.320365>>320366 >>320427 >>320474
>>320348
Yankee as in dirty northern scum, not the luckswing team.
▶ c21c9a (4) No.320374>>320379 >>320427 >>320474
>>320366
I'd rather fight for JUSTICE and lose than bend over and take it up the ass from a corrupt tyrant. Federal soldiers would have all alped had there been mamono mana back then.
▶ 6c9dd3 (3) No.320379>>320382 >>320427
>>320374
They would be sustained by your never-ending inbred cuck tears, Cletus. Besides, winners don't get alped.
▶ c21c9a (4) No.320382>>320396 >>320427
>>320379
The modern north is chock full of liberals and fags. My ancestors may have lost, but yours certainly didn't win.
▶ c49a46 (2) No.320396>>320423 >>320427
>>320382
It's just the cities and colleges, most of the actual north is rural and redder than your dick after a night with a hellhound.
We're starting to derail pretty hard, let's wrap this up
▶ 1891bd (3) No.320423>>320427
>>320396
Most of the population is urban or suburban, so you can't just blame it all on those gosh darned city folk. They're still the majority and they're still fucking shit up left and right.
▶ 174402 (4) No.320427
>>320365
>>320366
>>320374
>>320379
>>320382
>>320396
>>320423
You see now why I tried to make this about baseball? We wouldn't be fighting like this over the MLB team, everyone hates those Yankees.
▶ 8269be (1) No.320432>>320489 >>348467
>>320343
How would monstergirl sports work? Would the teams be based around monster types eg Hellhounds vs Jinkos? Would it be regional where the teams are based around the monsters associated with the area? For example an American team might include a bald eagle harpy, a gator girl, and a Wendigo up against a Japanese team with a Tengu, a Kappa, and a Yuki-Onna.
▶ 42b8e5 (1) No.320474>>320475
>>320365
>>320374
why is Yankee even a Southern insult, in the first place? I mean that is what UK folks call Americans in general and came up with the term first. Did the Confederate States had many migrants from UK and Canada or just had strong ties in general?
>>320131
>>320145
It was mentioned in a different thread >>289443 that the canine girls tend to get the more negative stereotypes in general also Slavs are considered one of the white niggers if I'm correct, just like the Irish and the Italians. So Kikimoras can be the Southern mammy type as well
>>320164
Lovecraft is from Providence, Rhode Island so she may have that dialect.
▶ 1891bd (3) No.320475>>321529
>>320474
A yankee is from New England, but bongs use it as a catch-all for any american.
▶ 07ff17 (4) No.320489
>>320432
>Would it be regional where the teams are based around the monsters associated with the area?
Probably that.
>tfw taking part in the derailing of my own thread
▶ aaaccb (1) No.321370
I feel like undead in general would write tragic stories that end in someone dying, but reuniting in the afterlife or something along those lines.
▶ 6cf76c (1) No.321434
>>320210
>>320315
>>320348
<HEY MASTAH, WELCOME HOME
<I JUST DID A DUNKIN RUN AND GOT YA A CUP OF COFFEE
<HERE'S YA FAHKIN BIG N TOASTED
<IF YA WANT, I CAN MAKE YA SOME FOOD LATAH, BUT WE'RE OUTTA RAWREGGS, SO I'D HAF TO GO TO THE FAHKING TRADAH JOE'S TO GET SOME
<OR I SUPPOSE YA CAN JUST FAHK ME IN THE ASS, BUT THE PAT'S GAME IS ON IN TEN FAHKING MINUTES
<TELL YA WHAT, YOU CAN FAHK WHILE WE WATCH TAUM BRADY BEAT THE FAHKING CRAP OUTTA THE FAHKING GIANTS
▶ 7a3b5b (1) No.321476>>321531
Do you think the p'orcs or green ogres would type like warhammer?
>Oi, gitz, how do you use this zoggin internet?
>Yous already usin the internetz you grot!
▶ 8903fa (2) No.321529
>>320475
Probably not the most accurate representation of US demographic but Victoria 2 essentially divides white US population into Yankees, Dixies and Texans. Last one should be self explanatory, Dixies are from the Confederate States and Yankees are everyone else.
More on topic, I recall some greentext written from perspective of daughter and it's not so subtly hinted that her mother is abusive towards her father. IIRC greentext ends with father evading daughter's question about her black eye from by making pancakes.
▶ 8903fa (2) No.321531
>>321476
My personal impression/guesstimate is that P'orcs are more hedonistic while greenskins would be more of a warrior people. I recall some greentext where Greenskin waifu accidentally pokes her husband with her tusk. While he is okay with it being accident, the waifu goes "I have sullied my honor by injuring family member."
▶ 1e96a4 (1) No.348467
>>320432
We would get a bunch of new sports tailored around specific things certain monster girls can do, like a sport that involves walls and ceilings for spoders.
▶ bc318b (1) No.348469
Elves would write nothing but the trashiest romance novels with big hunky humans as the male.
Fairies would write so flowery that it could barely be read.
Lizardgirls would make pretty good adventure novels tbh.
Shoggoths would make wonderful horror books but they would have thought they were romance novels.
Manticores and hellwans would make really bad smut stories where the MC that's totally not a self insert would get loads of human dick because she's so strong and smart and amazing and totally not a Mary Sue.
▶ ecbafa (1) No.348561
>>319934 (OP)
>trolls
>gardening guides
▶ 9e8b61 (1) No.348563
Devil bugs would each individually write harem stories where each have the not!self-insert first girl wins.
Mindflayers help people write their biographies.
Kikimoras write self-improvement guides.
Wights would write incredibly long romance novel series.
Hakutaku write textbooks, encyclopedias or anything related to higher level academia.
Harpies don’t write anything.
Gremlins write sci-fi, DIY books and anything pertaining to engineering.
Danuki “debunk” and create conspiracies how they see fit.
▶ c6fa50 (1) No.348568
>"Hey dad, did you save the love letters mom sent you?"
>Of course I saved them! Although actually there's only one, and it's more of a love postcard from some brewery she visited.
>"Maybe it's the sake talking Darling, but you got a BUTT that won't QUIT. They got those big chewy melon pans here dereugesakehreerre… 500 YEN? Get outta here
▶ 31d213 (1) No.348572>>348584
But which girl can make a damn good rpg? One with good fluff and crunch?
▶ 6e14a9 (1) No.348584
>>319934 (OP)
I did start a writefag that had a Nightmare in it that wrote trashy romance novels to supplement her income. All the novels were thinly veiled fantasies and lewd thoughts she had regarding her landlord. And the landlord was already married… to a bicorn
>>348572
Anubis could make for good crunch, but she could make it a little too number crunchy. Hakutaku would probably be best when it comes to a balance of fluff and crunch, but the fluff might be uninspired.