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so the time has finally come to introduce your waifu to your parents, how would they react?
▶ 56509c (2) No.317987>>317990
How would my waifu react if I told her they're dead?
▶ f22db3 (3) No.317988>>317989 >>317990
>>317986 (OP)
my father is dead, and wouldn't care.
▶ f22db3 (3) No.317989
>>317988
mother wouldn't care*
▶ 40f49f (1) No.317990>>317994 >>317996 >>318160 >>318162
>>317987
>>317988
What if your waifu was a lich (or had a friend that was one) and raised your parents as ghosts so they could attend your wedding?
▶ f22db3 (3) No.317994
>>317990
well, my father ODed, so that would be awkward, and my mother would, grandma would pop in too, but it would mostly people my waifu knows.
▶ 56509c (2) No.317996
>>317990
would be nice to see them again,I'd think they would be happy I was getting married to such a nice girl
▶ 9a1a4b (1) No.318001>>318090
Would be happy to know that grandkids are on the way. And that I'm not gay and that the anime girl figurines were not just a ruse… And thankful the kids wont be niggers or chinks either.
▶ 66b28e (4) No.318002>>318090
Should I be realistic or just make happy lies?
▶ 9996d9 (1) No.318010>>318017
>>317986 (OP)
Depends, is she real or am I telling them I want to marry this picture?
▶ 9c8ef2 (2) No.318017
>>318010
What if the picture is alive, though?
▶ fc59a8 (1) No.318018
Depends on if it's before the liberal talking heads say that monster girls are sexist. If they get swept up in the groupthink I'd probably have to almost entirely cut contact with my extended family.
▶ 0cf083 (4) No.318019
>>317986 (OP)
Ain't got parents. But I'd imagine they'd be cool with it.
▶ b71b10 (1) No.318041
Happy, I guess.
The sad part is that I'm not sure whether their first reaction would be "holy shit that girl has fucking bird wings for arms and talons for legs" or "holy shit anon got a gf". Both would probably be equally surprising to them.
▶ e621d0 (4) No.318055>>318234
Eh, mom would be happy, if somewhat weirded out by the ears and tails. Not that I really care what she thinks, I'm a weirdo freak racist aspie anyway. What should I care what anybody thinks about me and my waifu? We will do our best to take care of each other, and that's what matters the most.
▶ 239214 (1) No.318063
>>317986 (OP)
probly
<Eh atleast it isn't a god damn ruskie
▶ 46b45e (1) No.318066
I wouldn't bring her anywhere near any of my family.
▶ 0ccbd9 (1) No.318068>>318075
I don't think my parents would be as concerned about finding out my waifu is a kitsune, I think they would be more concerned about the fact that shes as old as they are.
▶ 832fee (2) No.318075>>318079
>>318068
>Kitsune
Top tier taste, mein neger. I'm sure she will win them over with her eloquent speech and open love and admiration for you. Make dinner with her! Nothing wins the family over like a good meal. Trust me on this, even the vilest family would have to accept her aptitude for local or international cuisine and this goes for any monstergirl.
▶ e2cd58 (3) No.318079>>318080
>>318075
I'm sure my parents would appreciate that she will take good care of me and be able to help around the house. Though it would suck to have any intimacy due to the fact I don't even have my own room. I would love to get my own place with her in the countryside where we can spend all of our time together away from my family, and have a litter or two together
▶ 832fee (2) No.318080>>318081
>>318079
I know how you feel. I'm young myself, and finally got my own place just a few months ago. It's kind of small, but pretty good for one person. Though you'll have to save up a lot of dosh. And hey, I'm sure she can help you out there as well. Country housing is a good place for children to grow and play. Highly recommend it. Good air, little noise, and plenty of space for expansions. Have a family on the country side, they love it there. Most of it was built by my uncle, though, he's pretty good with tools.
▶ e2cd58 (3) No.318081>>318089
>>318080
It has always been my dream to escape the shithole of a city I live in. My goal in life is to get a good job, hopefully retire early, buy some land in the countryside, preferably mountainous, and live the rest of my days as a hermit and collect junk on my front lawn. However if I were to have a kitsune waifu, I doubt she would let me start collecting junk in our front lawn, or let my personal hygiene fall so low that my long hair grows down passed my ballsack and my nails end up longer than hers. As much as I hate being around others, I feel that her warm, fluffy embrace will keep my sanity in check as I live out the rest of my days away from civilization with my beloved fox.
▶ e621d0 (4) No.318089>>318091
>>318081
I hear you. God knows I wanna get away from civilization as well. Get in the oil industry. Want cash, look for a job on a platform offshore, wether it's working directly with drills or keeping the datasystem in working order. Or maybe as a welder, I hear they pay well for those.
▶ bd1285 (6) No.318090>>318158
>>318002
realistic
>>318001
> chinks
funny thing about that, my parents wouldnt be cool with my kunoichi waifu at first, my dad might come around quickly, but my mom would take a little longer before she trusts her completely.
but when she does come around she would be praising her like the best thing that ever happened to her, bragging to her friends how my wife is not only a badass but is loyal to me aswell. she has started hating current gen women more and more
▶ e2cd58 (3) No.318091>>318154
>>318089
tbh I just wanna finish school and get a good IT job so I can afford to fix all my shitbox cars and get my own place away from everyone else. Who needs a gf when you can have a race car, unless your monster waifu is also very supportive of your hobby.
▶ d926fc (1) No.318109
They would probably act all nice and then talk shit behind her back, they'd probably like granddaughterus though. My brother would probably be happy for me.
▶ 0cf083 (4) No.318113>>318119
>>317986 (OP)
A trip to the graveyard isn't an ideal date. But if I had to I'd make it quick.
ow the edge
▶ 1e8db6 (1) No.318117
I had a girlfriend some time ago,she never met my family and they didn't know i had a girlfriend,she wanted to meet them but i always refused,so i guess i'd never introduce my waifu to my parents
▶ 533c6e (2) No.318119>>318122
>>318113
It's not edgy in this context. You're stating a truth and answering the thread honestly, even if that truth isn't particularly attractive.
As far as my family goes? Echidna + extremely religious in laws = one hot mess. Snakes in Christianity are the literal devil, and nothing will change their minds about that. While I don't concern myself with their opinions … I would most likely not make any introductions unless forced.
▶ 0d12ec (4) No.318122>>318123 >>318137
>>318119
1. You can make a pretty strong argument that the scriptural references relating serpents to the enemy are all allegorical. Jesus probably wasn't saying to literally go out and crush the heads of poor little garter snakes.
2. Have I got a church tradition for you.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snake_handling
You are going to convert your waifu to DEUS VULT, aren't you anon?
▶ 078152 (1) No.318123
>>318122
>that why can't I hold all these snakes face
▶ 533c6e (2) No.318137
>>318122
Any justification or argument in that direction would only end badly. Why? Because I'd be giving giving the devil a form of recognition that is unacceptable. Anything but a rather narrow and specific interpretation is sin in their minds, and no discussing other myths is also out of the question for the same reason. There's only one "proper" faith (the one they were raised with) to follow, and one way to live.
>Reads up on snake handling
>Snakes in captivity are purposely underfed and underwatered to make them easy to handle
>LIfespan after capture is three to four months
There's also no way would I convert the waifu to a way of life I intentionally turned my back on. Especially since the only thing she could technically look forward to is being a vessel of evil that everyone would need to ignore and/or smite.
▶ 2d3d79 (1) No.318154
>>318091
>an IT job
Ah… to be young again… Anon, that's like saying 'a science job' or 'a math job'. What do you want to do IN IT? If tech, fuck degrees, they're useless. Focus on giving shekels to the cisco jew for their bullshit exams. CCNP is about the only well paid tech qualification that's not specializing yourself into a guaranteed redundancy or fixed contract yet still paying more than a fucking bartender. (Fucking pajeets…) If dev, you will spend all your time fixing poo-in-loo code from some outsource farm because Chaim in accounting wanted to save $5/hr.
sage for offtopic
▶ 66b28e (4) No.318158>>345471
>>318090
Parents wouldn't really react to the fact that my waifu is a monster so much so that a woman would somehow choice me over my brother. Then they'd tried to push her to meeting him. They've actually done this but with a random fastfood clerk. They thought we were friends since I automatically responded to her asking me how I was doing by parroting her. And no, she wasn't cute, I didn't know her, and I didn't even register it was a girl till after my parents did that
▶ 75b1f4 (5) No.318160>>318164
>>317990
Good luck going that to cremated remains
▶ 0d12ec (4) No.318161>>318179
Man this thread got depressing fast.
▶ 0cf083 (4) No.318162
>>317990
I'm not keen on violence, but I'd definitely deck her and go to the store and forget to come back.
Only if she just does it without asking though.
▶ 75b1f4 (5) No.318164
>>317986 (OP)
>>318160
>Ushi Oni Waifu
Dad passed away, probably would've really cared about our commitment to each other/how much we love and care for one another, and waifu's sanity.
Mom would be one part intimidated by Waifu's size and sharp horns/teeth, one part fascinated by spider body, one part disgusted in choice of clothes, one part cautious about monstergirl waifu, one part disappointing I didnt get a human gf/wife/etc, one part happy I found someone, and one part nervously hopeful everything works out
Brother would probably be weirded out, but overall excepting
Dog would sniff, and if deemed "not a threat" would beg for food/attention from Waifu
Almost all extended family have passed away, I couldnt assess all of their reactions
▶ 260a54 (1) No.318176
They'd be upset I didn't have a Catgirl type waifu.
▶ 585b4c (1) No.318177
You couldn't pay me all the money in the world to make the mistake of introducing someone to my mother again.
▶ bd1285 (6) No.318179>>318200 >>318201
>>318161
unfortunately… i was just trying to get people feeling good
▶ ad95ae (2) No.318188
Mum would be despicably overmothering, Dad would probably make some kind of awkward apology about how he hasn't cleaned the pool out. Mum would yell at the dog for sniffing her tentacles, Dad would ask really blunt questions about religion in the deeps, and Waifu would think they're absolutely lovely.
I thank Ammit daily that I have such top-tier folks.
▶ 40f01d (2) No.318197>>318240
>>318194
Only you can give meaning to that investment and suicide won't do it. You better secure a good job, atleast for your future family and waifu, ok? Don't worry anon, we all know those feels and fears. I'm pretty sure that this board is full of college students/graduates, and that all of us can relate to you
On a side note, are you a pajeet, by any chance? Be honest. Because you really sound like one.
▶ e621d0 (4) No.318200>>318201
>>318179
Don't take it the wrong way. A lot of us just… Well, you know… We're downers. Sad people. We just want love and intimacy, because we lack large parts of it in our lives. This has been caused by both 3DPD and bad parenting and/or a lack of one or more parents.
▶ e621d0 (4) No.318201
>>318179
>>318200
Forgot to mention, maybe you shouldn't have started the thread with a picture of Satan-girl crying and with a shopped autism-caps.
▶ 40f01d (2) No.318203
>>318202
Actualy, he's not. And please post more wholesome. Make this board so vanilla that /r9k/ cannot live in it. Make it so nice and comfy that the depressed faggots either snap out of it and become productive, or just fuck off to another emo echochamber.
Spreading positivity is never a bad thing, you know.
▶ eda160 (2) No.318212
To get the thread back on track, away from the niggerfaggots:
I would say that my parents would just be glad that I have a waifu, even if she is a 300+lb snek.
▶ 08bd43 (2) No.318214
It probably would be a very awkward encounter. My mom is relatively conservative, so it would be slightly hard for her to swallow that I took a mass of black slime over a regular girl, but she would accept it fairly quickly. My dad would find it weird as well but would probably would be slightly quicker than my mom to accept her. Both are just happy I'm not gay, and my dad is slightly proud I have a "practical" waifu.
>>318211
Fuck you.
▶ 00b615 (2) No.318217
They'd probably comment on how tidy and polite she is. Then they'd probably ask who made the first move, I'm not exactly adventurous and I'm naive as all hell.
▶ 19744f (1) No.318218
>basilisk waifu
They'd probably be concerned at first, considering how she's not human and is a big ol' snek. I already have a track record for being into weird stuff, so they'd also be unsurprised as well. Living arrangements might be a concern; it's already pretty cramped living with my parents and having tons of brothers. Other than that, they already know that if I was bringing a girl home, I was also intending on marrying her and having tons of kids, so my mother would be ecstatic.
▶ 0faad4 (1) No.318234
I don't know how my parents would feel about me bringing home a yeti girl. They'd come around when they tasted her cooking, I'd hope. They'd all share recipes and my waifu would then learn to make all the delicious lunches and dinners I had growing up. Pics definitely related.
>>318055
>I'm a weirdo freak racist aspie
Me too, but my mother doesn't mind.
▶ 6e2850 (1) No.318239
>Bring home lamia gf
>Mom knows me to be weird and random already
>"Always knew my son was crazy…."
▶ 964deb (5) No.318240
>>318197
Nah im not a designated street shitter, although funny enough my class is full of them. amd tbh the only thing keeping me going is one day meeting my waifu. I have a really expensive hobby and a desire to be independent from my parents so thats why im banking on my education, even if it leaves me no time or money to work on my hobby.
▶ e2584d (1) No.318241>>318243
My father is a guy who likes everyone, so there's basically no chance she wouldn't go over fine with him. My mother would be pretty similar, except that the first chance she got she'd look up manticore anatomy, then tease both of us about it for the rest of existence.
▶ 964deb (5) No.318243>>318244
>>318241
I feel like thats a problem a lot of people have with their parents is being constantly teased for things, especially dads. In your case I bet he wont be laughing long after he finds out how good the pussy game is with your manticore waifu.
▶ 0d12ec (4) No.318244>>318246
>>318243
>after he finds out how good the pussy game is with your manticore waifu
How would he find out?
▶ 964deb (5) No.318246>>318254 >>318265
>>318244
>dad is at the kitchen table reading the newspaper
>dad is distracted by the noises of your bed shaking the entire house above him
>shit falls out of the kitchen cabinets as you to plow eachother for hours
>gets pissed off and decides to go in the living room and watch some tv
>muffled moaning can be heared in the distance coming from upstairs
>dad turns up the volume to drown out the sounds of pleasure
>everything in the house is still shaking
>tv eventually falls off the edge of the stand
>dad decides to lay down to take a nap and covers his ears with a pillow
>cannot escape the sounds of you and your manticore waifu fucking
>hours pass
>dad is having a nervious breakdown as the house settles further within its foundation with every thrust you take into your waifu
>dad deeply regrets teasing you because his home is being destroyed by an earthquake of lust from fucking your maniticore waifu like a rutting beast
>dad wishes your mom gave him half the action that your beloved manticore waifu is giving you
>dad cries himself to sleep
▶ b812a2 (1) No.318253
>so the time has finally come to introduce your waifu to your parents
haha
▶ 7faf8a (3) No.318254>>318263
Ultimately I think any parent would be uneasy about having a son being with someone who isn't human, especially if MGs got a reputation for courting someone they find desirable by raping them (which they would because that's what some of them do). Now how they would act in the end probably comes down to what sort of sensibilities they have - most would hopefully treat her well in spite of their apprehensions and accept her once they got to know her better.
>>318246
>bothering your family, making your dad feel neglected and your mom feel inadequate because you and your waifu can't keep your lovemaking the private, intimate affair it should be
That's shitty dude.
▶ d714e4 (5) No.318257>>318264 >>345304
>>317986 (OP)
>N-no Dad, she's not an evil sorceress that wants to utilize our souls in an unholy ritual and transform us into zombies
>Y-yes Dad, she goes to church
▶ c8fe9c (2) No.318259>>344537
>"I hope they like the gifts…" Orc Waifu breathes as she steps out of the truck.
>"I told you, Dad will love the broad heads, and mom will love the cookbook and ingredients." I assured her as I put an arm around her waist.
>"But, what if they just don't like me?"
>Walk in front of her and look her straight in her eyes.
>"Dad's brown, mom's white. They got shit constantly in the 70's from bigots." Notice her fear starting to fade.
>"As long as you respect them, they will respect you." I assure her before bear hugging her.
>"Now lets go in there, eat a smoked pig, get drunk and share hunting stories."
>Enter the house with a beaming waifu.
>Her dad had a similar story of loosing teeth to a wounded animal he was riding.
>And mom told us a skunk story I hadn't heard before.
Good diner.
▶ d714e4 (5) No.318261
>>317986 (OP)
>N-no Dad, she's not an evil sorceress that wants to utilize our souls in an unholy ritual and transform us into zombies
>Y-yes Dad, she goes to church
>>317986 (OP)
▶ 7faf8a (3) No.318262
The site is fucked, so much double posting, holy shit.
▶ 964deb (5) No.318263>>318266
>>318254
Not everyone has their own place, and if your momster waifu wants to play, you probably have no say in the matter.
▶ c8fe9c (2) No.318264>>318268 >>345304
>>318257
>You're dad instantly notices all of her iconography is roman catholic.
>Beautiful depictions of Saints and of the Holy Trinity.
>She says grace, in Latin and then English.
I wanna devout Catholic lich now.
▶ 0d12ec (4) No.318265>>318285
I think a lot of parents would have a hard time differentiating between a monster girl and the animal/mythical beast they're based on.
> Bring *Wan waifu home.
> First activity is to take a long walk in the woods.
> Mom fusses and makes sure she has a blaze orange vest.
> Bring her to the pine thicket with the squirrel colony.
> Walk the property line with the stone wall where all the chipmunks live.
> Stop at the old hollow tree where the bigger critters hide.
> Dad points out the deer beds and brush piles to sniff everywhere.
> Top of the hill is a great view and an amazing cross breeze where, if you have the ability, you can smell things from across the valley.
> Go inside, she's led to the old couch where she gets tucked into a super soft fleece blanket and is given a before dinner treat. Real meat, none of that processed stuff.
I'm not sure if a Wan girl would find that demeaning or impossibly comfy.
>>318246
Kek. In reality I think that would be more awkward than anything. Maybe a little bit of subtle, unspoken "noice". Mostly awkward.
▶ 7faf8a (3) No.318266>>318310
>>318263
If you're living under their roof that's all the more reason to try to be as considerate as possible, especially if you're trying to enamor your waifu to them.
▶ d714e4 (5) No.318268>>344024 >>345304
>>318264
We'd be Orthodox rather, but I know what'chu mean, man
▶ 1594a6 (2) No.318272>>318273 >>318392
I legitimately don't know what their initial reaction is. neither of them freak out at much, so I don't think they'll get spooked, just really heavily confused and unsure if they are well. and I certainly wouldn't allow waifu to mess with them mentally, regardless of what they think of me.
mom is pretty opinionated, and would probably really heavily probe into her as a person. but she's pretty tolerant of a lot of stuff and can 'read into people' pretty well, so she may be able to figure out that waifu is allright. she may make a number of questions on if she can 'take care of me'. and she may lament that I may spend more time playing video games, but at least with an actual person, and not a "fake internet friend". would mostly be relieved that I actually got in a good relationship with someone.
dad's big into classical science fiction and WWII stuff, so if other monstergirls were a thing, i'm sure he'd have an open mind on her. though i'm sure he never heard of what a beholder is, much less what most of D&D is. him being in the medical field may cause some odd questions into biology though. but I think he'd be coll
they'd probably be familiar with the concept of magic, and may be interested in it a bit. and since we all kinda are right leaning, they may consider it like owning guns.
unfortunately, I still am staying with them, so things may be a bit difficult intimacy wise. and my family doesn't touch that topic with a ten foot pole for decency and privacy issues. but I may be able to land a career soon. and hopefully she'll be able to help me out though it.
one thing though about mamono mana, I wonder if my mom would be okay with the idea of, due to proximity to magic, she may intentionally want to/accidentally monsterize
god the idea of your parent turning into a monstergirl is weird when you really don't like momcest
I mean, if it means that her and my father get to live a better, healther life i'm for that. but it's a good thing that the place they are retiring to has very thick walls.
but for my parents, at least she isn't ginger, muslim, or crazy. i'm sure they'll come around at some point.
they may ask her to put on a sweatshirt or something, If I couldn't get her to already
▶ 75b1f4 (5) No.318273
>>318272
I think it'd be best to leave mom alone and not mosterize
If some one has a fucked-in-the-head and/or body mom, then maybe it'd be okay
▶ 13a8dc (2) No.318284>>318299
My parents would be cool. My mum, being an occultist may flip, but I think they would be happy that I'm actually breeding and our bloodline aint dead.
▶ 13a8dc (2) No.318285
>>318265
Im torn between a dragon and lich waifu. I'm not trying to escape judgement. I just wamt to see how the future plays out, but I have ancestors who expect me in different places and stupid fucking times. Fuck. Fuck the both of em anyways. Shoggi neck messaging waifu forever. When you're looking at the long side of eternity, what better then a wai-fu that can adapt with-you
▶ cebc8d (2) No.318291>>318292
Both of my parents are Catholic, and while neither of them are particularly devout, bringing pic related home would probably end up in either a giant shitstorm or getting kicked out.
▶ d714e4 (5) No.318292>>318293 >>318388
>>318291
Make her assume a human form, and when they ask why she's acting a bit weird (not blinking at all, being a little too personal with eye contact, slightly levitating above the ground sometimes, etc.) just say that she's foreign.
▶ cebc8d (2) No.318293>>318388
>>318292
Beats showing up in a fiendish bikini, I didn't even know demons had a human form. Also holy shit, human-form Demon is still fucking hot.
▶ ad95ae (2) No.318299>>318301 >>318309
>>318284
>Your Mum's an occultist
>Implying she wasn't responsible for summoning your waifu because she was sad at how ronery you were.
▶ 6e0e3c (1) No.318301
>>318299
>anon's mom summons a waifu for him out of concern for her son
I don't know whether to feel pity or jealousy.
▶ 0d89e9 (1) No.318302>>318325
"You know what, I'm not surprised you're marrying a catgirl. This does not surprise me in the slightest."
▶ 3b21bc (1) No.318309>>318334
>>318299
That would be a nice story but why would she summon a demon before trowing her out of a plane
▶ 964deb (5) No.318310
>>318266
I think my parents would be happy that Im actively trying to procreate but as someone who doesn't have a place of their own let alone my own room, unfortunately the family is going to have to make compromises. If I ever brought home my kitsune waifu she wouldn't like the fact that I share a room with my sister, but Im very blunt with my sister and I would tell her to get the fuck out cause i'm tryna smash. Obviously I dont think this would be tolerated for very long by ether my sister or my parents, but hopefully It doesn't get me kicked out before we get a place of our own. Maybe after awhile we could give my family a break and go rut in the woods like wild animals instead, I bet my waifu would like that much more than my crappy bed in my sister's room.
▶ 66b28e (4) No.318325>>318328
>>318302
>"Son, the only thing I'm surprised about this is that you actually managed to find a real catgirl."
▶ 66b28e (4) No.318332
>>318328
Yeah I noticed that after I posted.
▶ eda160 (2) No.318334
>>318309
Because she's a big girl
▶ 987021 (1) No.318355
I think my parents might be worried at first, especially with her tail on fire. Maybe they'll be skeptical later on, being unsure and keep flammable stuff away from her. On a deeper note, I don't know how they'll react to monstergirls, let alone my waifu.
But I'm sure they will warm up to her over time, seeing as she's the real reason why I got in shape and took up martial arts.
▶ bd1285 (6) No.318377>>318383 >>318389 >>318520 >>344496
dear anons with demon type waifus who are still at least somewhat religious. how do you plan on getting married?
▶ 9c8ef2 (2) No.318383
>>318377
They should just get married the Justician way: marriage through consummation of marriage.
▶ 75b1f4 (5) No.318388
>>318292
>>318293
If she starts to get really crispy during the prayer before dinner, just say it's an allergic reaction to something she ate earlier
▶ 00b615 (2) No.318389
>>318377
They could be pronounced man and wife outside of a church rather than in it. That or would signing the contract with a demon already be considered marriage?
▶ bd1285 (6) No.318392>>318403
>>318272
>unfortunately, I still am staying with them
Don't think that will be a problem because I'm sure once you get your waifu you will find a drive to get a good job and create a home for the both of you
▶ 3f48a1 (1) No.318397>>318405
>waifu asks to meet folks
>say it will be a little awkward since they don't live together
>waifu confused
>explain what a divorce is
>waifu even more confused
what do I do?
▶ 75b1f4 (5) No.318405
>>318397
Just tell her it's a 3DPD thing. Nothing she has to worry about
▶ 791d74 (1) No.318472
They'd be confused about the fact she isn't fully human, but warm up to her when they see how good of a wife she'll be. Then we'd probably make homemade pelmeni to celebrate.
Too bad i have a crippling fear that i'll just find some way of fucking everything up somehow.
▶ 0cf083 (4) No.318498
>>318494
Everyone who wanted to post parents reactions to waifus has. You can't derail a train that's already stopped.
But I'm done after this if it's too much.
>>318488
Pic related. Are you alright man? I get the feeling you know someone who got fucked in a divorce.
>>318490
I can't really ask them seeing as they're both dead recently. I get the tenses fucked up sometimes but they still talked about stuff from time to time and my ma showed up to my dads funeral and broke down hard.
▶ 2a11e9 (1) No.318520>>318525 >>318550 >>318631
>>318377
Do monstergirl demons actually have anything to do with bible demons? I don't think a Christian succubus or demon is in any way contradictory.
Name aside I don't think there is anything "evil" about them or anything that would keep them from becoming church members if they wanted to choose that.
▶ bd1285 (6) No.318525
>>318520
Sounds reasonable to me
▶ d714e4 (5) No.318550>>318553
>>318520
The only thing similar about mamono demons and christian demons is the demon aesthetic. As christian demons only want to hurt you in any mentally taxing way they can, equating this to a waifu isn't preferable. Nevertheless, the design and idea of a succubus is pretty dang cool and sexy. So, we get a girl whose a sultry succubus that is lacking the purely spiteful elements in a typical demon's personality.
Basically, she may look evil but she just wants to love you.
▶ 5fafde (1) No.318553
>>318550
technically demons want to torment people enough for them to either denounce god or copy the demons personality completely usurping the original mindset.
▶ 1be97e (1) No.318616
My mom would be happy as long as I was happy, and so would my father, if he were still alive.
Dad would also be glad I didn't marry a nigger.
▶ b17cdd (1) No.318631>>343690
>>318520
Demons are effectively lower level incarnations of a will; most are relatively singleminded or tied to something manifest in this world (like how dryads were classically associated with certain trees or groves as guardians, or how Holo in Spice and Wolf being associated with the wheat of her home). Even emotions could be considered 'demons', as madness and extreme emotions were often attributed to them.
Christian demonology is essentially a set of dichotomies with good demons (angels) and not so good (demons as they are popularly known), contrasting one another in a curiously magical way, ironic considering the prevailing views of Christianity.
All monstergirls are demons: they exist as intensely sexual beings, with the subtype we are infatuated with related more closely to procreation and traditional family orientation than they are to raw lust and gratuity as they were originally conceived in our 'canon'.
▶ dee3a0 (1) No.319981
My parents are pretty religious, my mom especially. Even if manticores aren't demons, they are still monsters. My dad might warm up to her, even if it too a while, but my mom would most likely never accept her.
▶ d9b0a0 (1) No.343673
>>317986 (OP)
They'd be stunned silent then exuberant that I met someone, my mom would be privately concerned for my safety and mental health, and my dad would be excited to have someone to do magic for. My mom would want to know about her family and education, my dad about her hobbies and they'd both want to hear about her taste in music and food and how we met, etc.
▶ 891cd0 (1) No.343690>>343943
>>318631
calm down with your sperging
▶ 552479 (1) No.343943>>343954
>>343690
sage negated faggot
▶ 514ca2 (2) No.344010>>344016
>>317986 (OP)
They'd be proud i'm not gay.
▶ 0badcd (2) No.344016>>344030
>>344010
>Not gay
>Dating an alp
▶ 9dafa6 (3) No.344024>>345304
>>318268
>True resurrection can only be found in Christ Anon~
Beautiful
▶ 514ca2 (2) No.344030
>>344016
It isn't gay. Sure they might want it in the butt from time to time but gay it is not.
▶ 3553eb (2) No.344050>>344054
>>317986 (OP)
>Her family is Egyptian.
>No Mother, she won't blow up the house.
>no mother, she doesn't make kebab.
>No mother, she isn't on a terrorist watch list.
>No mother, she won't be offended if you cook a ham.
>No mother, she doesn't use drugs.
>No Mother, the red eyes are natural.
>No mother, she isn't wearing a costume, those are her ears.
Once those questions are out of the way, I'm certain there wouldn't be much of an issue, it's likely she'd get the cold shoulder from my mother, along with the occasional death glare, but otherwise it hopefully wouldn't be too bad.
My dad on the other hand, he would likely be quite happy for me, and we'd probably go down to the range for a few hours, and then come back have a few drinks together before the day is over, unless things got too uncomfortable or hostile between Her and my Mother and we had to pack it in and leave early.
▶ 02105e (2) No.344054
>>344050
>she doesn't make kebab
Your mom shitposts on image boards?
▶ 02105e (2) No.344064>>344066
>>344056
that's kind of cute tbh
▶ 3553eb (2) No.344066
>>344064
it's really not. Especially not when a 50 year old hag is screeching in your face about American politics and 'Q-anon'
also I'm ashamed to admit I was looking through the options for posts and accidentally deleted my last one. not like much was lost though, this is pretty off topic.
▶ d1a813 (2) No.344096>>344114 >>344144
Mom and Dad have already decided to love whoever I marry.
The multiple personalities might be rough, hopefully she uses the calmer/less rapey ones.
▶ c83f83 (4) No.344114>>344144
>>344096
I mean, what if she switches to an aggressive one in front of your parents?
▶ 0badcd (2) No.344144>>344466
>>344096
>>344114
>"It's so great to finally meet my son's girlfriend!"
>Dragon Chimera: "And it is an honor to meet the mother of my beloved. He has grown into a very kind and handsome man."
>Goat: "You know, he has also grown in other ways. I think I've adequately taught him how to please a woman. Perhaps you would like to join us? Every night, he's quite the delight."
>"W-What? Are you suggesting what I think you are? I'm sorry, but I think I need to have a talk with my son about his odd choice in women."
>The mother drags her son to the side
>Snake:"She better not be trying to keep him all to herself. I didn't teach him the ways of pleasure just for him to take some harlot!
>Lion:"I'll fuck him in front of her, then she'll know how much I love him!"
▶ 1145fa (1) No.344398
>She's certainly nice and all, but why do you have all those rope marks on your skin, son?
▶ af704b (1) No.344399>>344417
>people on this board have parents
At least my lichfu probably doesn't have any parents either?
▶ 6de9c7 (1) No.344406
My dad would probably be happy with Hellwan waifu because of corporate bugman negro worship. My mother would probably fuss over her and offer her treats or some dumb shit. They'd probably be cool with it though. Glad I've found someone, looking forward to grandkids etc.
▶ c83f83 (4) No.344417
>>344399
Yeah, because she probably dissected them
▶ d1a813 (2) No.344466
>>344144
I'd bribe the other personalities with headpats or chuddle time and tell them to let dragon handle it.
My family is pretty forgiving, and i'm really not a lier so I'd probably just tell them about the multiple personalities.
As a STEMfag in a family of artists, my whole family would be Leanan Sidhe bait anyways.
▶ 7d75b2 (1) No.344520
My waifu is a Dark Mage so I doubt they would have many objections. Mom would probably see it coming, but I would need to explain to my Dad how exactly I managed to find and get the interest of such a person.
▶ 934324 (1) No.344525
I can't even tell what kind of youkai she is; there's no way they'd begin to realize she's not human.
My mother would be overjoyed that I found someone I could love, and that she would one day see grandchildren. I'm sure my father would be happy for me as well if he was still alive.
▶ 681260 (1) No.344530
my mother would start flipping her shit about how I'm gonna burn in hell. my old man would be taken back for a minute, but I'd likely get the "does she have a sister?" question.
▶ 996b35 (1) No.344537
>>318259
>Dad's brown, mom's white.
I wonder who could be behind this post?
▶ 8a54af (2) No.344984
In general my family would like the fact I would be dating and would likely giving them grand children; however, considering the fact that they are catholic and I fancy blue[ish] skin girls, which most are either demonic, undead, or abyss type monsters doubt they would be accepting. They would be more happy me dating the chinese/japanese type of monsters than beings that [seemingly] goes against God.
▶ 1fbef4 (6) No.345115
>7.5ft tall brown minotaur in armour with huge horns and warhammer with penchant for cow print
The reaction would be one of disbelief I think, or jokes on account of living in the midwest
▶ 58f303 (1) No.345120
>>317986 (OP)
I'd be more concerned with what she would get up to then what they would think.
▶ 3b666d (1) No.345166
I'm pretty meek and not good at starting a conversation so they'd probably be dumbfounded that I found someone at all. Her being an Undead who subsists on human life force would probably have them unnerved as well. They'd be comfortable with it in the end as long as i'm happy, healthy, and provide them a few grandchildren. My dad's a smartass though, so this is almost certainly coming as soon as he catches me alone.
>I didn't think you liked biters, Anon.
▶ cf2bfe (3) No.345187>>345235
>>317986 (OP)
If we're being serious they would freak the fuck out and call the authorities, unless we're talking about a hypothetical world which is has monstergirls in which case they'd flip the fuck out and call the authorities.
▶ 11ccc2 (1) No.345191
Well my most likely 2 waifus are either Hellhound or Jinko and I think I will get a different reaction depending of which I choose.
Whatever the case I can already imagine my mom's initial reaction, starting with:
>My daughter a lesbian and now you with this?! Why?! Why can't I have a normal son!
Then stabilize into some sorts of:
>Where did you get her from?
If it is the Hellhound I think she will throw a bigger tantrum because of how dangerous she looks.
If it is the Jinko then I think she will be more clamed but will feel a bit intimidated. In the end she will come to accept either of them and I think she will come to be more intrigued than horrified.
▶ 6d2558 (1) No.345205>>345235
>Sigh, is your self confidence really so low that you found it easier to get a woman from literally another world that literally have no standards beyond "dont be a mass murderer" than courting a normal woman?
▶ 8a54af (2) No.345235>>345323 >>345710
>>345205
I would say that you are no Christian Gray; that or ask her what was her standard when she met your father and than ask her if her daughter, friends, or nieces have the same (assumingly normal) standard as her.
>>345187
Would they freak out even if it was a fairy, angel, or kobold?
▶ c83f83 (4) No.345241
At first things would be fine with meeting them, as she is pretty nice around people, yet would be odd around my mother and sister. She sister would be surprised, then terrified from reading about her and what they do to other 'challengers'. Same with my mom. I would constantly be scared for their lives during our stay. Also I would be scared even more if any of my (female) friends came, making her even more jealous, despite the extensive talks between us about female friends. My dad would just be proud that I wasn't a virgin no more, and that 'at least you didn't pick a hellnigger, or a bicuck'. I also would need to tread so don't get the blue flame treatment.That's the price ya pay for love
▶ 49268c (1) No.345323
>>345235
To be honest I would not be offended, the only reason my mom would say this, is because I already have discussed this with her when the topic of getting a gf arise, which is pretty much that is never going to happen. So seeing me with a woman from another world and then finding out the rules by which these women operate would just really drive the point home and would make her think that is the reason I am with her.
▶ 4a7442 (5) No.345347>>345348 >>345358
>shapeshifting chaos from beyond time and space
on a scale of 1-10 how screwed am I
▶ c83f83 (4) No.345348
▶ 7f5109 (1) No.345353
>introducing a short eternal washboard with a napoleon complex
Parents would not be happy at all, but they'd probably come around eventually. Sister would hate her.
▶ 73c8ff (1) No.345358>>345364
>>345347
You should be more worried about meeting its parent than it meeting yours.
>how screwed am I
incomprehensibly
▶ 4a7442 (5) No.345364>>345367
>>345358
>You should be more worried about meeting its parent than it meeting yours.
Oh
Oh no
I hadn't thought of that
▶ 9a0d11 (1) No.345367>>345369 >>345370
>>345364
You better pray it cares enough about its daughter's happiness to assume a form the presence of which doesn't reduce you to a puddle of sentient goo
▶ 1fbef4 (6) No.345369>>345371
>>345367
he just needs to pop a bottle or 30 of pic related and he'll be fine
▶ 93c9f1 (2) No.345370
>>345367
In fairness her parents could have just been mad scientists or bonkers aliens or something like that.
▶ 4a7442 (5) No.345371>>345372 >>345373 >>345497 >>345522
>>345369
how do you guys feel about blindfolds?
can smells and sounds drive a man mad?
▶ 1fbef4 (6) No.345373
>>345371
also
>be human villager
>get captured by High Orc as sex slave
>this particular orc is a bit sadistic
>she likes to keep you blindfolded and taunt you with her sweet voice and powerful scent
▶ 1fbef4 (6) No.345409>>345472
>>345385
>wanting to save me from being a high orcs sex slave
What are you gay? Go away paladin.
▶ 8323e6 (1) No.345471>>345490
>>318158
>clerk
>register
I see what you did there.
▶ cf2bfe (3) No.345472>>345478
>>345409
>being a slave
What are you a cuck?
▶ 1fbef4 (6) No.345478
>>345472
what are you jewish?
▶ 9f81fb (1) No.345489
>My parents argue with each other every chance they get
>I'm really hesitant about bringing my lamia waifu home for the weekend
>Introductions go well at first
>Waifu and my mom get along
>My dad is in his office watching the news
>The waifu and my mom get to know each other
>By dinner time, everybody sits at the dinner table and there is this awkwardness already in the air.
>My Dad attempts to make conversation and the first thing that he asks is about her political beliefs and who she voted for.
>My Mom calls my Dad an idiot for bringing up politics.
>My Dad groans saying, "It must be call Richard an idiot day since yesterday was dick-head day."
>I beg my parents to stop fighting.
>My mother didn't like that and tells me to be quiet.
>I ask my waifu to start heading for the car.
>I leave without uttering a single word to my parents as they beg me to come back.
>Waifu and I drive off. I apologize to my waifu and I promise her that we will not be seeing them for a while.
▶ c2c2a6 (1) No.345490
>>345471
Heh, I didn't realize I did that myself. This thread is barely 6 months old but feels like it was made back in 2016. Time fucking flies. But my parents are still the same trash that will try to cuck me for my brother. I still haven't told them about the people I hang out with because of this.
▶ 9dafa6 (3) No.345495
>>345304
Very nice Anon
Thank you
▶ 9dafa6 (3) No.345497
>>345371
>Can smells and sounds drive a man mad?
Yes
They can haunt you for the rest of your life
▶ cd698e (1) No.345522
>>345371
I don't know how to feel about blindfolds, seeing as I'm already robbed of one sense.
That said, I think smells and touch, especially her warm breath on my body and face, will drive me wild, helping me forget my panic/despair from being deaf and temporary blinded by blindfold.
>soft smooth hands glide across your face and body slowly, seemingly takes much care not to tease you too much but calms you down
>gentle steady breath on each part of body and then a sudden slow kiss on the same part
>her smell grows deeper and deeper as she caresses you as she's almost coming from the sight and smell of you almost coming from her gentle caring touching and her exotic rich smell. Her breathing is out of control, panting heavily and you only notice it from it on your skin; not being able to hear her but still 'sense' her passion
Thinking about it, I think her touch will haunt me much more than her smells and sounds.
▶ e0e4c7 (1) No.345627
▶ 4a7442 (5) No.345696>>345698
a vampire would be a bit strange to explain, but it would likely blow over.
▶ 93c9f1 (2) No.345698
>>345696
The real question is: could you endure the endless Twilight jokes?
▶ b031cc (1) No.345699>>345706
>>345304
>I met lord Christ somewhere around, i don't know, 32 AD, before he reveal to his followers and disciples how to perfectly resurrect.
>I only master the physical aspect.
>now I await his return. At least now, it won't be a lonely venture, eh, anon?
▶ 4a7442 (5) No.345706
>>345699
>christian lich sounds like the best
>7/7 would wait for the second coming with
▶ cf2bfe (3) No.345710
>>345235
>Would they freak out even if it was a fairy, angel, or kobold?
Yes
▶ 4a712d (1) No.345777
It's going to be awkward trying to introduce a foot-high flying girl, to say the least.