/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance★

>>314924 (OP)

I would cheat, and make myself god of everything to make sure no monster girl would get hurt

Is shota wizard a class? I'd love to adventure as such, surrounded by big girls sworn to protect me.

>>314932

>shota mage

>unicorn healer

>Salamander myrmidon

>centaur paladin

>Wyvern rider dragoon unit

>>314939

>oni knight

>minotaur beserker

>wyrm rogue

>be wizard

>lock myself in a tower so I can do wizard things

>maybe have an automaton or two to act as door guards

>>314924 (OP)

>What will your class be?

Paladin/Sorcerer multiclass my deity is >>314931 so basically I get divine powers as long as I try my best to protect monstergirls. I wear a gold colored Elven chainmail so I can cast spells and wield a greatsword.

>What girls will you have in your party?

Dragongirl monk - This is funny because it is an opposite instead of having a physical hoard of treasure she hoards wisdom also dragons claws with monk unarmed attack/speed is too much she'd do the heavy lifting and most of the combat of the party wears martial art robes.

Kitsune bard - She wears a Kabuki costume with Kitsune mask and has a Shamisen as an instrument and wields a Katana is always dramatic and is the foil of the monk.

Apophis Assassin - I need a lock and traps person to round out the party. Tries to maintain stealth at all times wears a black leather with a hood prefers to use a shortbow posion arrows or backstab with a kris is always trying to put sleeping drugs in the parties food and aphrodisiacs in my drinks. Typical grape rape snek with a rogue twist always wants first pick on the treasure because she opens the chests.

I would become a Battlemage, and as far as party members, I would choose a snek, a birb, and a haws.

Going by 5e classes:

>Eldritch Knight fighter

<Cheshire Wild Magic sorcerer

<Shoggy Great Old One warlock

<Holstaur Eros Domain cleric

<Hellhound Battlerager barbarian

<Gremlin Artificer wizard

I like this party composition so much that I've been trying to muster the writing chops needed to make a CYOA or even just a story about them

>>314970

>crossbowman

This, but I'd go for a heavier armor in the form of a brigandine over mail and gambeson with kneecops for the legs, and have a round shield or at the very least a buckler to pair with my sword. Also a kettle helmet, because kettle helmets are cool and allow for more peripheral vision than enclosed helmets.

Goblin (greenskin shortstack type) alchemist/arquebusier, Ogre woman-at-arms, Dwarven doctor (with experience campaigning so she's used to military life and won't have trouble with marching or camping). We'll look to recruit more people with military, medical, or quartermaster experience as time goes on and our jobs require greater numbers. 15th century mercenary company, here we come.

>>314973

Imagine a tall ogre muscle healer.

>>314960

>Apophis assasin

>Tries to mantain stealth

Solid snek

>me as Inquisitor because muh heresy

>centaur paladin

>goblin barbarian

>elf rogue

I would go Spearman with shield and axe backup and simple chain mail over gambeson with a for armour, along with a Wight necromancer, Salamander swordsman(woman) and Kraken healer of some description. I'd also like an Apophis thief / speechcraft type as well but I guess it's the standard 4 member party size.

>bicorn mage

>bicorn mage

>bicorn mage

>bicorn mage

>bicorn mage

>lich

>me being a wizard or something, i dunno

I'd be some sort of alchemist, and I'd be traveling with an oni barbarian.

>>314960

>dirty peasant wielding a katana

Shamefur dispray

>Fighter

<Dwarf cleric

<Wood Elf bard

<Giant Mouse mage

<Amazon druid

>>315316

>Rate my party.

Not enough diversity

I'd just go off my last class I played

>dual weapons barbearian with a couple levels into fighter for action surge

>be priest

>waifu is tank

>kids are various dps

Family party best party

>>315324

>3/5ths of the party are huge destructive blacks

>not enough diversity

Sure thing Ms. Leafowitz.

>human thief

That's it,i don't need company,i'm a lone wolf.

A sniper wolf

A male one of course

<I would be a traveling doctor making his way through the country from town to town with my big gal oni bodyguard.

<she pretends to dislike the teasting I give her during the several times I have to patch her up when she defends us from the odd thief or bandit.

<we eventually ran into a trap that a doppleganger had set for us. She apparently had been following us for days and captured my oni so i had to use all my wits (and my hips) to outsmart her. Now she’s part of the gang but she and my oni don’t get along.

>>314924 (OP)

class is shota healer

pretty much >>314980 except my party will consist of only myself.

I'd be the healer, of course.

Assisting me would be a jinko monk, a dragon fighter, an elf mage, and a danuki thief.

Going off of my personal experiences I would be the party cleric because if I don't heal no one else will.

Then there's the Elf rouge that i have to handcuff to me when we enter town so she doesn't take anything shiny that also has a large price tag.

The dark mage usually isn't an issue, I only have to wrestle her to the ground when something ancient and magical is involved so we don't die.

The Red Oni warrior is the easiest to handle, sadly half my quest money pays for her beer. Whenever i ask her to help me with anything that isn't fighting or beer related she usually challenges me to a fight and i'm starting to run out of children's games that I claim are "battles of wit."

although we are very dysfunctional we somehow complete quests.

>>314924 (OP)

This depends on a whole bunch of factors OP. The most basic being things like was I born in that world or was I summoned there? If I was summoned there do I get any general stat increases to fit the class I'd choose to be in?

If I was magicked into that world with everything I knew now, but I kept my general stats + magic I'd probably choose something like spellsword. I doubt I'd have the time or ability to learn higher level magics or sword saint tiered play, but if I can use a bit of both I can at least make a decent attempt at survival. As for a party Let's be real, the lack of social skills would probably prevent anyone from wanting to travel with me, as well as the fact that even knowing the language in a world you're just dropped into would be a crapshoot. If I could just AM A HERO around the world a little though, that'd be alright.

Zombies and ghosts. Necromance is best romance.

>>320213

Summoned… If you actually were to be summoned to a medieval age world, what would you need to turn it into the modern world, and make yourself insanely rich in the process?

>>320242

If you ask isekai authors, a smart phone.

>>314924 (OP)

well my harem lives in scifantasy world but i'll bite.

>me

shota cyborg

>1st wife

orc space marine: she's a genetically enhanced orc soldier that went AWOL after her indoctrination was broken. now shes helps protect a small aggro colony with her combat training, gauss cannon, power armor, and power cleaver.

>2nd wife

centaur psion: she's a centaur that was outcast for most of her life because her psychic powers, also her lower half and ears belong to a zonkey. shes very good with telekinesis, empathy, and force fields.

>3rd wife

monkey detective: shes a monkey girl born on a ecumenopolis, served in the planets police force for a couple of years until she resigned after losing her eye while busting some dirty cops. now she's a detective that specializes on banishing eldritch horrors.

>4th wife

goblin rigger: shes a goblin raised in the slums of a cyberpunk world, living off the city dump she learned how to build and repair drones. by 14 she used her drones to steal a dreadnought class starship.

>5th wife

alien mage: she's 7ft tall, thick body, blue skin, with head tentacles, a flat nose, two large black eyes, and two antennae. she's a space wizard with healing and star magic.

>>320244

Yay, a new word I can use!

>>320253

Cute reaction anon, but how the fuck did you not know isekai before now?

off topic sage

>>320255

I just didn't. Don't follow much manga, I guess.

Justifying the post by going right to topic…

-Jabberwocky aggro tank after calling into wonderland, and slaying it with my Vorpal Sword.

-Ryu cleric, when the portal out ends on Zipangu, and getting a hang out of Wyrm Wrangling.

-Pharaoh sorcerer, after large quantities of monster Mana happened to leak out from a prolonged "rest"', in the middle of some desert dungeon expedition.

-Vampire ranged rogue, defeated after another dungeon delve, is attracted by mana heavy blood.

>>320252

>Joining the imperial guardsmen to get yourself and your comrades raped

>Being such a traitorous scum

You disgust me.

my mge team would be

Bicorn healer - she heals the other girls with medicine, magic, and yuri

Witch cartographer - a little loli with a passion for maps and dark magic

Chimaera - dancer, merchant, knight, highwayman, good luck trying to get the right personality for the right situation

Shaggoth cook - she is the cook, just don't ask how she does it without pots and pans

>>314924 (OP)

>Me:

Tacticool self-insert with all the cool boomsticks, tries to equip waifus the best he can with modern gear. Lowkey a paladindu.

>Waifu No.1:

Chill Lizardgrill, is capable of doing things other than smashing skulls and pelvis, likes lazing around. Uses a sword+buckler.

>Waifu No.2:

Wholesome Kikimora, bard/healer, very protective of husbando, can go berserk when he's threatened.

>Waifu No.3:

A very rare, athletic human female, tries to keep up with mgs, nice and casual, fwb relationship. Ex-crusader (not paladin). Uses glaive.

>Waifu No.4:

Thicc manticore, does spec-ops, not that particularly rape-y. Uses claws+shortsword. Comfy

>>320627

You know what? I like that.

>Stygies 8 Cybernetica Datasmith

<path of outcast eldar

<harlequin honk honk!

>Kastelan #1

>Kastelan #2

Fists n' flamers on both to suplex some faggots to death.

we're a stealth team.

>Me: wizard…somehow

<Living Armor: paladin

<Cursed Sword: fighter

<Ittan-Momen: cleric, non-combat focus

<Bicorn: druid and mount

<Cupid: ranger

I swear this team should not be so effective, and yet we've managed half a dozen bounties despite the distributor being a sadist and mixing in the ones they only give to armies. Please send help. I've been trapped inside both the Living Armor and the Ittan-Momen for three days. They won't let me out - it's the one thing they agree on.

>be a necromancer

>meet bro-tier paladin along my journeys

>me and bro travel around as a duo on all sorts of adventures

>meet oni bard who amuses with her many songs about drinking and fighting

>end up travelling with a demon alchemist and danuki thief in danuki thief's merchant wagon where she peddles her stolen wares

It'd be a blast filled filled with music, holy magic, explosions, and dancing skeletons.

>me as all-around adventurer class with access to all lower-tier skills, focusing on things like stealth and stealing skills to make money and avoid tough encounters, a decent ranged skill to engage enemies from a distance, and basic utility spells like creating water and repairing equipment

>centaur tank class using a two-handed great sword and plate armor

>apsara healer/priest class

>witch nuker

It sounds like an ideal setup, but virtually every single quest we've been on has been one massive fuck up that's only saved by me frantically improvising a way to salvage it. This party would be a lot more effective if it wasn't for the centaur being a hardcore masochist who can't hit shit with her sword, the apsara being an alcoholic, arrogant idiot, and the witch obsessing over a single spell and being a fucking chuuni.

<human bard

>gazer wizard

>bicorn druid

>salamander ranger

>hellhound berserker

>kikimora to do accounting, cooking and so on

What could possibly go wrong?

>>320651

I want you to know I understood that reference before the first line of greentext was over, you magnificent motherfucker.

I will do magic DPS as a wizard.

Apsara healer, probably buffs.

Shoggoth tank. Can't hit us if there's always a dumb smile blocking your shots.

Demon melee. I'd assume she can hit like a truck.

Hand a titania a bow and tell her not to poke her eye out for ranged.

The fuck are we questing for?