[–]▶ d513ab (10) No.310427>>310545 >>310644 >>310706 >>311556 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]
Tell us about the church that your family attends. Is your waifu Eastern Orthodox and wears a beautiful veil? Is she Baptist and cooks you corn bread and black eyes peas for Sunday Dinner? Did she glow in her wedding dress in the temple? Post stories about your waifu, church, and your pups.
https://pastebin.com/TmcyqfBz
▶ a54fd1 (1) No.310489>>310606
The pastebin story is really nice and romantic. Did you write it OP? The pacing from the Dennys bit onwards gets really fast all of a sudden, it was a bit confusing
▶ 990318 (2) No.310538>>310539
>worshiping a kike god that cucked a man to conceive his son instead of Ammit
▶ aa66fe (8) No.310539>>310541 >>310542 >>310563
>>310538
I dunno anon. I worship Ammit, but ever since I was a kid I thought it was really odd that Jesus actually looked like he resembled Joseph. What if, instead of a cucking occurring, Mary simply raped Joseph in his sleep and then he had that dream later with the angel that then convinced him it was actually the son of god instead?
▶ 3ec917 (1) No.310541>>310543
>>310539
>Tfw Christianity has been the most /monster/ religion after all.
▶ 990318 (2) No.310542>>310544
>>310539
Disregarding the holes in that explanation, wouldn't that imply Mary wasn't a virgin and Jesus wasn't actually the son of god?
▶ aa66fe (8) No.310543
>>310541
Not really. It'd mean Christianity has only one monster girl in it rather than potentially billions like Ammitism. However, there is that one particular line of the New Testament that endorses rape switchdom among couples, that I'm very sure Ammitism would agree with.
http://biblehub.com/1_corinthians/7-4.htm
>The husband should fulfill his marital duty to his wife, and likewise the wife to her husband. The wife does not have authority over her own body, but the husband. Likewise the husband does not have authority over his own body, but the wife. Do not deprive one another, except by mutual consent for a limited time, so you may devote yourselves to prayer. Then come together again, so that Satan will not tempt you through your lack of self-control.
▶ aa66fe (8) No.310544
>>310542
I have little trouble believing Mary wasn't a virgin in the end, though there's maybe the possibility YHVH still sort of inserted a piece of his soul into the child.
▶ 9f264a (3) No.310545>>310547
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>310427 (OP)
>tfw no Angel or Valkyrie waifu
▶ aa66fe (8) No.310547>>310549
>>310545
What about a throne waifu?
▶ 9f264a (3) No.310549>>310550
>>310547
I'm willing to try and make the relationship work. Might be interesting.
▶ aa66fe (8) No.310550>>310551
>>310549
I wonder if she'd be anything like an angelic gazer in terms of personality. But instead of emulating old games all day, she'd look up old knowledge all day.
▶ 9f264a (3) No.310551
>>310550
Gotta be careful when making love to her though. Don't want to be creating any Nephilim.
▶ 9acc5d (2) No.310558>>310562 >>310610
>ywn try to teach your unruly Hellhound waifu the virtues of abstinence and steer her away from Godless temptation
EMPTINESS
▶ aa66fe (8) No.310562>>310569
▶ ea2349 (1) No.310563>>310565
>>310539
Can we have that as a banner please? The idea of Joseph getting raped by Monster Mary and then having an Angel come and make up shit to lessen his mental trauma is just too hilarious.
▶ aa66fe (8) No.310565
>>310563
>angel tries to lessen tensions but accidentally slanders monster mary as a cuckolder in the process
▶ 9acc5d (2) No.310569>>310570
>>310562
Where's the fun in that, anon?
▶ aa66fe (8) No.310570
>>310569
You can taunt her by standing just outside the churchyard so that she can't rape you.
▶ d513ab (10) No.310606>>310610
>>310489
OP here. I did write it. Thank you for the compliment.
Sorry about the pacing. I just really wanted to get something written in a single evening and get this thread going. I plan to write more Christian friendly monster waifu stories. =)
▶ 8da067 (2) No.310610
>>310558
>>ywn
>>310606
>=)
newkiddos pls
▶ c4ddc8 (2) No.310634>>310799
This reminds me of based anon drawing the rebellious hellhound pup…
▶ 8abcbd (1) No.310639>>310800
Oh, now you've gone and inspired me, OP. I'll write up a story and hopefully have it up either tonight or tomorrow morning.
▶ d5c149 (2) No.310642>>310644 >>310646
>mormons
Pick anything other than them, please
don't make me go back
▶ d5c149 (2) No.310644
▶ 29c621 (1) No.310646>>310663 >>310801
>>310642
fellow ex-mormon
Is there any way a still-practicing mormon would be caught dead on a place like this, though?
▶ f19115 (1) No.310663
>>310646
What's the saying about "that which is denied is desired" or whatever?
good to see another escapee
▶ 0b4f77 (3) No.310706>>310804
>>310427 (OP)
>Going to Denny's after Mormon church
>Not going to Cracker Barrel after Baptist church
Or Methodist, or Catholic, or Lutheran, or really any denomination that isn't harem infested cult
▶ d513ab (10) No.310799>>310835
>>310634
Do you have more of these? I love this!
▶ d513ab (10) No.310800
>>310639
Please write something. I am working on another story as well. I would love more Christian themed monster girl stories.
▶ d513ab (10) No.310801>>310807 >>310812 >>310915 >>310921
>>310646
I am a practicing Mormon. Who doesn't love mosnter girls? Sure, there are some folks who post some pretty lewd stuff… but I am kind of a degenerate. I like the hand holding and head patting stories. Nothing is more beautiful than a monster girl in a wedding dress holding hands with her husband waiting for the movie theatre to open…. sorry. Getting a little lewd myself here. =)
▶ d513ab (10) No.310804>>310807 >>310812 >>310816 >>311909
>>310706
You have your right to your opinion but I am going to tell you right now, I have an extremely low tolerance for someone recommending Cracker Barrel. The last time I ate there they gave me a biscuit with mold on it. That is not OK. At all. You can make fun of my Mormon faith all you want, disagree with me, and post stupid youtube videos but with God as my witness, if you post one more recommendation for Cracker Barrel, we will need to go out back and engage in fisticuffs out side of the cyber.
You disgust me. Cracker Barrel? Could you imagine taking your waifu to Cracker Barrel? You might as well take her to waffle house you pleb
▶ d513ab (10) No.310809>>310811
>>310807
>Be ID 8da067
>Be courting my Valkyrie Waifu
>Be on 8Chan
>Be hungry for Cracker Barrel
>Take waifu to Cracker Barrel
>Why am I single.jpeg
>Angry lashing out at others
>Eating moldy cracker barrel biscuits
▶ d513ab (10) No.310811
>>310809
This was actually really harsh. I want to apologize and I also want to wish the best to you and your waifu.
▶ 0b4f77 (3) No.310812>>310815 >>310816
>>310801
>….
>=)
I don't mind biting, this is good bait. You had me convinced you were real up until the =).
>>310804
But I won't accept shit talking Cracker Barrel from someone who'd take their waifu to Denny's. Every time I've been to Denny's I've received shit food from pissy waitstaff with bad attitudes. I try to forgive and forget, so every now and then I'd give them a second chance, but they'd always disappoint. Last time I went to Denny's, and you can be damn sure it'll be the last time, they gave me stale pancakes that were still frozen in the middle. How the fuck does that compare to a restaurant that not only serves a delicious Southern-style breakfast right across the parking lot from the Holiday Inn, but is also a store that sells amusing t-shirts, novelty gifts and candies? It's no contest, but I suppose I can't expect sound judgement from a man who cosplays as a white-button-up-and-tie wearing ayy lmao worshiper on a Vietnamese claymation website.
▶ d513ab (10) No.310815>>310822
>>310812
Mormons can't smiley face?
Also…
>Can we both agree that in general you will find better southern down home cooking in a hole in the wall restaurant that surpasses both Dennys as well as Cracker Barrel?
If I was taking my waifu out for breakfast, and she was willing to experiment, I would for SURE take her to somewhere nice. Can I also recommend small municpal air ports? I think it would be really nice to do the ol' $100 hamburger with your waifu at a nice little secluded airport early Saturday morning before heading back out to get home so you can make it to Church on Sunday…
▶ a77782 (1) No.310816>>310817 >>310822
>>310812
>>310804
>eating out
>not cooking food yourself
Granted the last time I ate out was last weekend when I tried Cookout. Food was meh. Nice selection of milkshakes though.
▶ d513ab (10) No.310817
>>310816
>eating out
mfw I ask my Hell Hound waifu if she wants the eat out
▶ 0b4f77 (3) No.310822
>>310815
It's not that Mormons can't smiley face, it's that the sheer amount of newfag-like behavior is far too much for me to believe you're not just baiting. A newfag using smiley face emoticons, ironically or otherwise? Sure. A guy posting about Mormonism on a board that worships its own admittedly small pantheon of meme goddesses? Plausible. A man writing a story about taking his waifu out to Denny's every Sunday after church? There are unfortunately a few abuse fetishists here that like to attempt to frame their diseased relationships as "love." But all of these things combined? I don't buy it.
And yes, you can always find better food at a hole in the wall than any franchised restaurant. But if all you've got are franchises and you want to sit down for your meal, Cracker Barrel is the way to go.
>>310816
Cookout is great for the price but this is derailing at this point isn't it
▶ c4ddc8 (2) No.310835
>>310799
They're basically from an amazing drawfag who got the idea from an equally amazing writefag about a hellhound daughteru going through her "rebellious" stage…
These are the ones I have, don't know if there are more drawings; though I suggest you look for the original story…that was amazing and had one major part in a church…
▶ 86774c (1) No.310915>>310916 >>310921
>>310801
Sorry to break it to you, but your religion is the most NTR thing to ever have NTR'ed
https://archive.fo/CM48d
▶ 72b9d2 (1) No.310916>>310946
>>310915
>Joseph Smith, portrayed in church materials as a loyal partner to his loving spouse Emma, took as many as 40 wives, some already married and one only 14 years old.
>some already married
▶ 32e903 (1) No.310921>>311541
>>310915
>>310801
>mormons confirmed for less /monster/ than muslims
That's quite an achievement. How does it feel to be the worst abrahamic religion?
▶ fc4afd (1) No.310946
>>310916
I could forgive, hell endorse, taking multiple wives and having a 14 year old wife.
Can't forgive marrying those already married. That's just adultery by another name.
▶ 9f1c30 (2) No.311196
A good Irish Catholic Dullahan is a fine idea. She makes sure to keep her head on straight and her armor polished for Mass.
▶ 9f1c30 (2) No.311197
Also, did anyone archive that one thread way back when that turned to Christian monstergirls?
▶ 3af5a9 (1) No.311541
>>310921
m8 this thread is trying to combine cuckstianity and monstergirls. The sheer autism it attracts should not surprise you.
Besides, retarded as both may be, Judaism is still worse than Mormonism.
▶ 4f37e4 (1) No.311556>>312773
>>310427 (OP)
Mother fucker now you got me thinking about fucking monstergirl while they're dressed as nuns.
▶ 32858c (1) No.311909>>312773
>>310804
I ate at a Cracker Barrel once, like 15 years ago, and it was some of the best country food you could ever have out. Only in the past year or two have I heard negative opinions about them start pouring in, and I'm too afraid to go back to one to find out if they've deteriorated that horribly, it wasn't good in the first place and I was just young (I was), or if people are just catty about their country food.
▶ ccae7b (1) No.312773
>>311909
The latter. I've gone to Cracker Barrel once a year every year with my grandparents, and I've never had a complaint about their food in that time.
>>311556
Now imagine a bunch of Vietnamese Catholic Jinkos in the habit. Amazonian Tiger Nuns. You know you want it.