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How vanilla is your favorite monster girl? I'm not judging, just curious.
I assume that pop culture monster girls like catgirls (in every anime) and kitsune (well-known because of pic related) are probably some of the most vanilla monster girls, along with elves and the like. Well, anything with just two animal ears and a tail is probably as vanilla as you can get.
I'm not sure what the threshold monster girl between normal and "acquired taste" would be considered. Undead?
Anyway, my favorite monster girl is arachne, but I guess that's a sort of cliche choice. What's yours?
▶ c87a7c (1) No.307879
Mine is an oni. Only super weird if you give her "repressed homosexuality" levels of musculature.
▶ 7fb6c1 (1) No.307884
Kikimora legs and feet would probably get more looks than her tail and ears but probably the biggest thing that would set her apart would be her choosing to take a traditional housewife role over a career and her absolute loyalty to her husband
▶ 5de732 (6) No.307886>>307891 >>307901 >>308518
>>307878 (OP)
This is my waifu. There's 14 pictures and a webm of her, that's all that exists. according to the original artist she's a guro based monster girl who can shapeshift the gore pile on her back into whatever she wants/needs.
▶ 4846b1 (1) No.307891>>307902
>>307886
Neat, never seen her before. That's only like 3 posts worth of content. Might as well dump it along with any context you have.
▶ 2bd6b1 (8) No.307901>>307904
>>307886
for some reason i'm really into light guro based girls like that and undead, i just think they're really cute
▶ 5de732 (6) No.307904>>307905 >>307906
>>307902
>>307901
if i had money, i would commission more of her
▶ 5de732 (6) No.307905>>307906
>>307904
and that's all folks
▶ 2bd6b1 (8) No.307906>>307908
>>307902
>>307904
>>307905
awwwwwwwwwwwww
solid waifu choice there, i'm real into it
▶ 5de732 (6) No.307908>>307910
>>307906
i'm just upset that there's not more, I looked about 2-3 everyday for about a week and that's all there is
▶ 82dc24 (3) No.307909>>307911
>>307878 (OP)
You can't even tell she's a youkai.
▶ 2bd6b1 (8) No.307910
>>307908
you'll have an eternity to make more, anon
▶ 2bd6b1 (8) No.307911>>307920 >>307921
>>307909
the greatest monster of all, the chinese woman
▶ 82dc24 (3) No.307920
▶ 95f507 (1) No.307921>>307925
>>307878 (OP)
Automaton.
I want to build my waifu.
Her one directive would be to love me.
In my mind, that's purest for of love.
>>307911
Bullying Rabbitposter is a noble pursuit.
Godspeed Anon!
▶ 5b82a7 (1) No.307924>>308066
She's pretty ordinary
Shes a cute ghist girl long black hair, long white dress pale skill. Shes kind of clingy but i actually like that about here qnd she keeps the house cold in the summer!
▶ 82dc24 (3) No.307925
>>307921
Please don't bully. Or derail.
▶ bc0593 (3) No.307944>>307960
Some parts of her anatomy (claws, tailpussy, etc) as well as the whole sadism/femdom aspect to manticore is enough to turn some anons here off to her, let alone normal folk. I imagine that if mamono were real at the moment, manticores might be one of those girls you would get a few looks for walking around with.
Doesn't matter though, because I love her.
▶ f78146 (1) No.307960>>307961 >>307964
>>307944
How does one walk with a broken pelvis?
▶ bc0593 (3) No.307961
>>307960
Not without help.
▶ ca3478 (1) No.307964
>>307960
>manticore
>broken pelvis
Oh anon, don't you realize manticores have figured out the optimal rape technique? The tail doesn't break your pelvis, which might be a bad thing for you, since there's no chance she'll let you recover for a bit.
▶ 25ca7b (1) No.307966>>308023
My waifu is really ordinary by /monster/'s standards, and I can thank Ahri for that. Kitsune are top tier in my mind (because I'm still a weeb and I love them). Absolutely drop-dead gorgeous. Big fluffy tail, with tall, triangular ears full of white fluff, curves like a wave and full lips made for kissing. Absolute Aphrodite, if you know what I mean. And to top it all off, she can wear whatever kimono she wants. I'd hug her every day, pat her head every day, tell her "I love you" every day. They are perfect housewives, you know. And hey, I'm not saying no to a bit of free magic to keep the house clean.
▶ 1768c5 (2) No.307968>>307992
I don't know. I think my waifu is pretty vanilla.
▶ d19244 (4) No.307992>>307997 >>307999 >>308051 >>309591
>>307968
You have to feed your offspring with your semen. You would be dickfeeding your kids. That's ain't vanilla.
▶ df1353 (2) No.307997>>308003
>>307992
Where does it say anything like that on her wiki page?
▶ afde06 (1) No.307999>>308003
>>307992
>Thinking the daughteru needs daddy's dick
Anon, get your head checked.
▶ d19244 (4) No.308003>>308008 >>308010 >>308020 >>308051 >>309591
>>307997
>>307999
Truefax. Baby needs her father's "milk". From the hentai/manga
▶ df1353 (2) No.308008
>>308003
To be honest, this sounds actually really hot
▶ 71f22e (5) No.308010>>308011
>>308003
I am sorry anon, but your and the mangaka's headcanon is wrong.
▶ d19244 (4) No.308011>>308013
>>308010
Seems to me that you're trying to escape your fatherly duties. Shame on you!
▶ 0c0b34 (1) No.308012
>>307878 (OP)
Hard to say. My waifu comes up in my dreams few times and i enjoy it every bit. She is a kinda hybrid of arachne and high class(?) tier vampire. She is big girl big enough that she can squeeze my head between her thighs with pale skin and white long hair. He spider body itself is deep red. She is very motherly personality and polite as like she is from royalty. Only problem i would say she needs weekly blood and demand me being good health.
We both live in a cave because of me living there originally i'm a mother fuggen wizard and it is in rural area that gives privacy and hunting food. We live as a big family: me, speedher wife, two daughters and son. Son is human. Only abdormal thing is large mana pool. The dream probly coming more because idea of moving into city for children education before dream ended.
▶ 71f22e (5) No.308013>>309616 >>309700
>>308011
Jokes on you, my waifu's a dryad and can provide every bit of nutrition necessary from her breast milk alone.
▶ 0ad856 (1) No.308020>>308025 >>308042
>>308003
so you do you use your daughter as a flesh light or something?
▶ 2bd6b1 (8) No.308023>>308048
>>307966
>help my wife is shedding
▶ d19244 (4) No.308025>>308050
▶ 7c5045 (1) No.308042
>>308020
<Lasciviousness is considered a virtue, and in true monster fashion, even the youngest children dream of lustfully having sex with men; if they can catch a man off guard, they will attack.
▶ 208687 (2) No.308048>>308075
>>308023
I have experience with the family dog who sheds all day. And unlike my dog, I can vacuum my waifu with an industrial vacuum cleaner. Or we can just spend a few hours together brushing her tails. That's nice and intimate, right? I am gonna have to install a cutter in the bathroom drain, though.
▶ bc0593 (3) No.308050
▶ 1768c5 (2) No.308051>>308052
>>307992
>>308003
Nah, that's just from a non-canon doujin. It was meant to be more of a joke too; she wasn't being serious.
▶ 649178 (1) No.308052
>>308051
I think she was the one that wanted milk
▶ 526e38 (1) No.308066>>308072
>>307924
You sir, have excellent taste and I would gladly buy you a drink.
▶ 8140fb (1) No.308072>>308085
>>308066
you as well my good sir!! i can't buy you a drink but i can give you a giggle
▶ 2bd6b1 (8) No.308075>>308149
>>308048
>hey boss i have to take the day off, i need to vacuum my wife
▶ f10245 (1) No.308085
▶ 208687 (2) No.308149>>308172
>>308075
Oh my god, thanks for the laugh, anon. I had a terrible night, so seeing your comment sure brightened up my morning. Here, have some music as thanks. On a serious note, I would consider that a valid reason for absence from work.
▶ 213fb7 (1) No.308166>>308171
>>307878 (OP)
Depends.
How unusual are undead/hostile spirit MG's?
I always really liked the idea behind Kuchisake-onna. mostly because I've never had a woman ask me if I think she's beautiful
At the end of the day they really are just regular women with slightly distended mouths, so if she just wears a surgical mask or a scarf no one would notice.
▶ df3f03 (1) No.308171
>>308166
>Halloween
>you go as "The batman"
>she goes as "the joker"
>spend the whole night making dumb jokes at eachother expanse and scaring children and teens alike
▶ 368c04 (1) No.308453>>308456
My waifu is a totally normal girl.
I will kill you if you say otherwise.
▶ 0cb0b3 (1) No.308456
▶ 839573 (2) No.308518>>308519
Yeti feet are the most divergent thing about them, so I'd put them one step beyond cat ears/tail which is in turn one step beyond vanilla. A cosplay-tier yeti would be a sad sight.
>>307886
Neat. Reminds me of Echidna from the story Worm.
▶ 997292 (2) No.308519>>308530
>>308518
>Reminds me of Echidna from the story Worm.
Wasn't she a grotesque mass of limbs, eyes, necks and boobs?
Like, not even /monster/ material, just an abomination.
▶ 839573 (2) No.308530>>308533
>>308519
She was a grotesque mass of flesh---but on top of all of that her original body was present from the waist up.
You may be thinking of Glory Girl.
▶ 997292 (2) No.308533
>>308530
Is she the one that had to communicate using blinks?
That was fucking metal.
▶ 51cd3b (1) No.309525
She's a rare breed, she's rather modest and considerate.
▶ 4add07 (1) No.309591
>>307992
Nigga are you full-blown retarded? That's NOT in the wiki you nimrod!
>>308003
Also that doujin is non canon you fucking idiot.
▶ e2eb00 (2) No.309616>>309643
>>308013
Does that make you vegan then?
▶ 71f22e (5) No.309643>>309686
>>309616
>breast milk
>vegan
▶ 2bc01e (1) No.309649
>>307878 (OP)
>Nympho catgirls who rape to get sex is considered vanilla
Then I guess shes ordinary.
▶ e2eb00 (2) No.309686>>309688 >>309700
>>309643
It's a dryad anon.
▶ 71f22e (5) No.309688>>309700
>>309686
That doesn't stop her from being a mammal.
▶ 71f22e (5) No.309703>>309705
>>309700
You had better not be slandering dryads as homewreckers.
▶ 2bd6b1 (8) No.309705
>>309703
>knotweed dryad
>literally a homewrecker
▶ 5de732 (6) No.309713>>309745
>>309700
what is that from, reverse image search gives nothing
▶ c27885 (1) No.309745
▶ 085e2a (1) No.309781
Mines just snek.
In the "has only scales" monstrous sense.
▶ 85ae78 (1) No.309820
You tell me
Harpies a cute