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13e67e (2) No.307342>>307362 >>307369 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

What are you folks doing to get stronger/faster/smarter for your waifus?

I'm practicing recurve archery, distance running, and increasing my language studies

365e69 (1) No.307351

Busting my ass to get experience brewing. When my waifu gets here, I'm gonna make the best damn beer she's ever had.


bfe09a (1) No.307362>>307363

>>307342 (OP)

Got a job, spending more times on my studies, learning how to draw, eating more healthy, i.e less crap like chocolate and soda. Exercising more, going on daily walks or bike rides. Teaching myself how to cook besides just boiling food or sticking it in the microwave, taking some time writefagging, trying to learn the ropes of it. Spending less time in front of computer, jerking off less, interacting more with my family, building up relationships. Working on my shop skills and machining, made a meat mallet not that long ago and a shield. Also my waifu is Apophis, God bless her.


4096db (1) No.307363

>>307362

Make sure what chocolate you do eat is over 75%coco


00800d (1) No.307369

>>307342 (OP)

Squats, lifting, and eating better. Maintaining a better sense of self and keeping out degeneracy.

Hopefully artfagging will work so waifus will be drawn.


add12a (1) No.307373

Got back to playing guitar some time ago and I do calisthenics every once in a while, plus I'm trying into gamedev, drawfaggotry and brewing . I also ordered some parts to try and fuck around with circuits and to try and steal copy guitar pedal schematics because they are really expensive here.

Everything is going well enough, everything but drawing, that is. It's like I take three steps forward then fall down three floors.


e991fe (1) No.307378

I am starting to exercise more running and bodyweight. Saving up money. Reading more, biographies and /fringe/ tier stuff


f2448e (1) No.307392

I've been working out, and I got a job on a boat to learn how to do more things with my hands. I plan to get into MMA later, too.


ab4365 (1) No.307397>>307404

The closest things I can think of is that I moved to an uncucked state, might get a promotion this year (hopefully), and might possibly get a house (hopefully).

I probably should start working out again, eatong better, and maybe start drawing. I probably won't. I'll likely just keep sitting aroind an hating myself.


6153fd (1) No.307404

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>>307397

r9k pls

I'm gonna start losing weight, reading more history books and playing bass guitar more


3bd280 (1) No.307434

I have a lot of things in mind, but for now I'm focusing in 2 things, learning japanese and retaking Karate classes. I'm doing well with Japanese but I've been really sick lately so no psychical activity even though my body is aching for some ass kicking.


46f83e (1) No.307610

In getting certified in IT with the CCNA with the semi-sole purpose of funding traditionalist right wing groups to take our nation back. I'm also learning long-term investment for much the same purpose. I want to reverse-corrupt a Danuki.


4d1988 (4) No.308500>>308501

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Just some things I've been writing out.

Diet and Exercise

The old adage 'You are what you eat' is not that far from the truth. When you eat food that is unhealthy and lacking nutrients, your body misses out on the materials needed to reach it's biological potential, resulting in cutbacks in form and function. In children, development may be delayed in certain areas depending on the deficency, and in adolescents puberty may be an even more chaotic ordeal with imbalances in hormones caused by the food substitutes in soy and corn products. Frequent exercise also has it's abundance of benefits, ranging from better posture, improved capability, physical attraction, relief from stress, and improved self-esteem. It doesn't even require going to the gym; basic calistenics and bodyweight exercises are great foundations to any fitness regimen and daily cardio workouts are associated with better heart health and extended lifespans. For more information, feel free to follow these links or find for yourself what works.

http://liamrosen.com/fitness.html

https://pastebin.com/3dddYgvq (This is a pastebin that covers some of the nuances of sleeping, including lucid dreaming. Consider it supplemental.)

>Before dieting, you should calculate your Total Daily Energy Expenditure (TDEE) and Basal Metabolic Rate (BMR). TDEE is a rough calculation of how much energy your body uses over the day when factoring exercise, whereas BMR is how much energy you use when at rest. Both are important in order to understand where your diet should go to satisfy your health requirements.

>Count your calories. With apps like MyFitnessPal and others like it, as well as free templates and suggestions online, it has become much simpler to track how much you eat during the day and how much energy it provides you compared to the past. Start gradually, slowly incorporating the information into your daily routine as to not fall behind and lose the habit.

>Avoid drinking your calories. Many sodas and energy drinks are packed with calories yet fail to fill you up adequately, making your body feel that you need to eat more even if you've satisfied the energy you need for the day. This also means limiting alcohol consumption, beers and ales, which are calorically dense compared to the harder liqours. Use discretion of course; your Oni waifu may take offense to staying off the brew.

>The fresher, the better. Stay within your budget as need-be, but incorporating market-bought vegetables, locally grown fruits, and free-range/butchered meat are an important step towards a healthier diet, as well as helps reduce the presence of the many chemicals associated with much of the mass food industry (Factory Farms, Endocrine Disruptors, etc.) Check at your local farmer's market, or if there are none nearby, consider the online option: many companies now ship fresh and healthy food nationwide at a comparable prize straight to your door.

>Fitness is likewise a matter of routine; introducing it slowly and daily helps ensure that you keep with it as a part of your lifestyle. Doing fitness alongside your waifu and family can be a great motivator and encourage the lifestyle, even if it's something as simple as going for a walk every morning or going to the gym every night. Find what works for you and for your waifu.

>The general principle behind being physically fit is that you pursue improvement of all aspects of your body: becoming stronger, having more stamina, more endurance, and so on are all traits that your waifu, daughterus, and fellow man all respect and actively encourage. This means that you should not neglect different parts in favor of others i.e. only doing one or two different exercises and building strength in only a few areas. By incorporating the whole, a gestalt occurs: the gains are greater than projected.

>For heavier individuals, a more comprehensive plan may be needed to set you on the path to losing excess weight and improving your health. For instance, for those that weigh in excess of 260 pounds, jogging or running as a cardio exercise may do more harm than good, and are often encouraged to use swimming as thier cardio exercise of choice until they lose more weight and thus reduce damage to their knees. Consulting a physical therapist would be best for those who are significantly overweight, as they can tailor plans to your goals with minimal risk and harm.

>Compound exercises (squats, overhead press, bench press, deadlift, etc.) are very helpful when it comes to building strength and losing weight, often composing the core of any beginner's workout routine, especially weightlifting. Learning proper form and technique is very important for these exercises in order to maximize your gains and minimize potential injuries.


4d1988 (4) No.308501>>308503

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>>308500

Financial/Home Economics

As the traditional provider of the household, the responsibility of funds will often fall upon you in your relationship, though there are obvious exceptions when married to more dominant monstergirls. A basic understanding of saving, budgeting, and cutting out excess within the house and bank are essential skills to building a legacy for both yourself and your family. This doesn't require you to have a degree in Accounting or the ability to understand the intricacies of investment strategies, only that you understand enough of the fundamentals to improve the lives of you and your family by maximizing the means by which you provide. Naturally, this ties into concepts such as having a career and long-term management of goals, which segway in part towards the next section in Mental/Spiritual.

>Developing a budget for yourself and your family is important, and all breaks down into resource management. Ideally, you should be saving as much money as you can against the bills that NEED to be paid (Mortgages, Car, Insurance, Utilities, Food etc.) and the WANTS (Movies with the family, Birthdays, Vacations, etc.). Solutions are always available regardless of the hole that you may now be in, all of which depend on your situation and are best approached through professional discretion.

>Only borrow what you know can be paid. Avoid spending too much on credit and only take on loans when absolutely necessary.

>It can be very beneficial to take a course or purchase a few books on nuances of investing and growing of money. One of my personal favorites is 'The Richest Man in Babylon', a book of parables on how to become rich, both in money and in life. It's a short read, and well worth it with simple lessons and a public copyright so anyone can read it.

>As a long-term investment, reading about the child-rearing of certain monstergirls can certainly improve the lot of the household, especially for the fiester and more 'monstrous' ones like hellhounds, salamanders, arachnes, and lamia. Don't forget to include the costs of food and drink for certain species such as oni, who require enough alcohol in order to properly grow and mature.

>Autarky and self-sufficency are excellent goals to have provided you have the time and energy to dedicate to them. The more resources you can pool, stockpile, and use without having to rely on others, the more secure the household is against the possible tragedies that life can afflict upon us.

>Two excellent books on the subject are 'Think and Grow Rich' by Napoleon Hill and 'The Richest Man in Babylon' by George Samuel Clayson. They both touch on the 'philosophy of money', but do so in a way that is both easy to understand and light with jargon. They're classics in the realm of not only saving money, but living fufilling lives and rounding out the individual. They're also free; a simple google search will find PDFs that you can read through and download instead of having to spend money to learn how to save money.


4d1988 (4) No.308503>>308504

>>308501

Mental/Spiritual

Cultivation of the mind, and by extension the soul, are key components of living a happy and fufilling life. Spirituality serves to both give you a purpose in this life, and to affirm that purpose through your actions. This makes the section contingent on the reader rather than the writer; you are the decider on where you will take spirituality and vice versa. It is, much like I detailed in the Fitness section: the benefits of a spiritual worldview come most effectively when you make it a lifestyle rather than a novelty or a hobby.

>One of the easiest ways to become 'more spiritual' is to designate time during the day where you can medititate. Not only does it help relieve stress and improve well-being, but it teaches the mind how to actively filter out information, particularly intrusive thoughts. When ritualized and done with deliberate practice, you will improve both in and outside of meditation in regards to being actively in control.

>Curiously, the brain has difficulty processing multiple emotions at once; it prefers to have a 'set point' of whatever emotion it feels at the moment. This means that you can also redirect where the emotion goes, say if you are angry or sad and you start watching one of your favorite comedies or listen to one of your favorite songs. It has a near immediate effect on the mind where it has to 'choose' between one feeling or another.

>The first step towards changing an idea of the mind into reality is to say that it definitively WILL BE, and then actively work towards making that 'dream' a reality. It's how we 'meme'd Trump into the presidency' and intend to give so much towards the Eclipse on Aug 21st. You should NEVER say that it CANT be done; you set yourself up for failure when you say or believe that 'I will never have a waifu', 'I will never have a cute daughteru' etc.

>On the topic of worshiping our patron dieties here on /monster/, creating OC is a ritual towards bringing them closer to us. Form a rapport through prayer, and do works that venerate them.


4d1988 (4) No.308504

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>>308503

Sexual/Family Planning

Monstergirl sexual strategies and sexual imperatives are a conundrum: everything that we 'know' is based in theory, and theory can only take us so far. Being 'victims' of the DOTR means that we have a unqiue opportunity to discover these things ourselves; there will be no guides, no self-help books, no intuitive infographs showing us the intracacies of manticore tailpussy, or the curious world of an arachne's spinneret. We will have to find those out ourselves; there is no doubt in my mind that we will take the challenge.

>Regardless of general temperment, monstergirls coming out of the portal/rift/spaceships/pentagram are going to be horny and they're going to be dominant. Only in the fallout will they begin to settle down and become 'sexually default'.

>You will be a father, there is no question of it. Sexual imperatives for humans pale in comparison to monstergirls, from what we know it is their purpose in life to a fault, they crave motherhood more than we can imagine.

>Pregnancy is one of the most stressful times for any creature, but I can only imagine how difficult it would be for a monstergirl waifu. Sustaining the life of not one, but possibly hundreds (!) of daughterus and perhaps even sons? She will need as much support as she can receive from you, and from any friends and family.

>Being physically fit will do wonders for both yourself and your waifu in bed: a stronger cardiovascular system means a stronger erection, stronger core muscles means better orgasm control, stronger glutes makes for a bigger, firmer butt, which I doubt our waifus would complain about.

Some general considerations:

>Have plenty of supplements and water on hand, especially for the first few weeks. If you waifu one of the more sadistic species, consider a first aid kit as well.

>For the days leading up to the eclipse, do nofap. She'll need it more than you.

>A supply of food, perhaps for a week or so. Consider more if your niche are the larger monstergirls.

>Clean your house a bit. Would suck to make a poor impression on your future wife.


13e67e (2) No.309048

in an attempt to better channel the spirit of ammit's sandy place, i'm starting to learn falafel squiggles




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