/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance★

>But no seriously, what are your plans for observing the eclipse on the 21st?

>>289133

I'm gonna have a stiff drink or two to better connect with my waifu, then I'm going to meditate.

>Drive down to where the eclise would be directly overhead.

>Watch it and wish for monster girl waifus to become real, i guess.

>Go back home, have a drink, and maybe meditate

>Go to bed not expecting much with my luck.

stuck at work

I'm gonna hope for the portals to actually open. Best case scenario we get waifus

Worst case scenario it's DOOM, but the best case scenario is trying to go DOOMguy

>>306607

>everyone turns into doomguy.

> turns out earth is filled with the most violent and doomguyish version of humanity.

Hopefully piloting a prop plane through the path of the eclipse, although I worry if the portals do manifest I'll have to wait until I get back to meet a manticore.

>Portal opens

>People start freaking out

>While people cower a figure steps towards it

>It's you

>As you approach a monster girl steps through the portal

>While people stare and look on you just smile and hold out a hand

>With warmth and sincerity in your voice you welcome the visitor from another realm.

>You turn towards the crowd with your waifu in hand and begin to explain

>>306638

>portal opens

>people start freaking out

>while people cower a figure batista bombs through it at great speeds

>it's you

>as you plunge a monster girl emerges through the portal, also batista bombing

>with fiery rage you grit your teeth and ready your self

>the crowd cheers as the resulting power struggle tears the world in twain

>>306638

>Portal opens

>People start freaking out

>While people cower a figure steps towards it

>A slav in a tracksuit with a bottle of vodka in one hand and a lit cigarette in the other

>While people stare and look on he yells "CYKA BLYAT"

>Man wearing a duster, gas mask and wielding an AK-74U appears

>"CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE"

>We S.T.A.L.K.E.R. now

>>306640

>STALKER with MGs

>>306638

>Portal opens

>People start freaking out

>While people cower a figure steps towards it

>through the portal unspeakable horrors crawl through

>while the others run away, the man holds firm

>the man raises his fist and utters a warcry against the hoard

>"FOR THE EMPEROR"

>>306640

Why has no one drawn a Kikimora in a STALKER getup yet?

>>306638

>"Let me tell you about headpats."

>>306543 (OP)

Read some Berserk out on my front porch.

Though I will most likely be doing yard work when it happens.

>>306609

>in every alternate reality DOOM was just a farming simulator

>>306731

> Minecraft was a revolutionary FPS with cutting edge technology

>>306742

BIG

MEATY

GUTS

>>306747

HEADPATS FOR THW HEADPAT GOD

You know, Anons, this reminds me, I had some batshit insane stuff happened to me earlier this summer. I thought Kek himself was communicating with me. Two brightly colored frogs appeared on my outside door, and out or boredom, I asked for Kek to change their positions to answer questions. One of them was about monster girls appearing via portal within the year, and the position did indeed move to what I said. Does this mean it will finally happen?

>>306759

>They see your head pop through and portal and collectively jump

What, so the portal just closes while I'm passing and I die?

How shit.

>>306761

We can only hope

Hope and pray

tbh the portal opening isn't a very desireable scenario for me- too many things could go wrong

just wait till you die lads

>>306765

if we get doomshit, atleast things will be interesting.

>>306770

I honestly doubt any good would come of it, the eclipse will be a powerful focal point for rituals though, make good use of it

I hope this ritual does work granted for better or worse. Kek hoping

>>306765

>open portal

>expect waifus

>get Stephen King's The Mist

>try to fuck tentacle monster anyway

BAD END

>>307007

>one anon out there has the Behelit.

>he sacrifices all of us so he can ascend and make his waifu real with Godhand magic.

Feels bad, man.