ada6a9 No.306543
<Okay girls, this is it, this month is our time.
<In just under 3 weeks time, the cosmic alignment will happen and the inter-dimensional portal can finally be reopened.
<And I swear to Mara, if the eggheads running the ritual screw up their multiverse charts again and connect us to yet another eldritch pantheon or alien homeworld instead of the human world, someone is getting b/u/llied all the way through hell and out the other side.
But no seriously, what are your plans for observing the eclipse on the 21st?
f242ac No.306544
>But no seriously, what are your plans for observing the eclipse on the 21st?
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323b90 No.306551
I'm gonna have a stiff drink or two to better connect with my waifu, then I'm going to meditate.
501fca No.306558
>>306543
keeping on world news, stocks, social retardism/insanity news. Recording it so my family can see it from my position.
Something is bound to happen. A bunch of normalfags will probably do tons of retarded 15 second videos because of social media.
61b171 No.306561
>Drive down to where the eclise would be directly overhead.
>Watch it and wish for monster girl waifus to become real, i guess.
>Go back home, have a drink, and maybe meditate
>Go to bed not expecting much with my luck.
8a0a57 No.306565
Cry myself to sleep because you get to have a cool as fuck eclipse and maybe waifus while im stuck here with mudshits.
I desperately wish for anything big and supernatural to happen during the eclipse.Doesn't matter what
14de6b No.306598
7d2384 No.306607
I'm gonna hope for the portals to actually open. Best case scenario we get waifus
Worst case scenario it's DOOM, but the best case scenario is trying to go DOOMguy
83312c No.306608
>>306544
I pretty much agree what this guy is saying. Don't we already have a thread for this, and another /human/ thread to boot?
But to answer your question OP, I'll probably go out with some of my old roommates for a small viewing party.
Well, either that, or I'll make a better thread than this one. Pic related is for you.
501fca No.306609
>>306607
>everyone turns into doomguy.
> turns out earth is filled with the most violent and doomguyish version of humanity.
ada6a9 No.306610
>>306608
I distinctly remember you saying I should feel free to go ahead and make the thread I was planning to anyway, and that you wanted your thread to die because yours was so low-quality and throw-away to begin and you threw a fit over one bantz post.
Stay salty bitchboi. And reported for getting on and not hiding threads you don't like.
83312c No.306611
>>306610
…Did you post all of that in the wrong thread?
ada6a9 No.306612
>>306611
Do you have a worthwhile point for talking to me?
83312c No.306613
>>306612
Be honest babe, you love me.
27a45b No.306614
Hopefully piloting a prop plane through the path of the eclipse, although I worry if the portals do manifest I'll have to wait until I get back to meet a manticore.
347007 No.306637
I'm going to drink beer and shitpost
7d2384 No.306638
>Portal opens
>People start freaking out
>While people cower a figure steps towards it
>It's you
>As you approach a monster girl steps through the portal
>While people stare and look on you just smile and hold out a hand
>With warmth and sincerity in your voice you welcome the visitor from another realm.
>You turn towards the crowd with your waifu in hand and begin to explain
ddc935 No.306639
>>306638
>portal opens
>people start freaking out
>while people cower a figure batista bombs through it at great speeds
>it's you
>as you plunge a monster girl emerges through the portal, also batista bombing
>with fiery rage you grit your teeth and ready your self
>the crowd cheers as the resulting power struggle tears the world in twain
347007 No.306640
>>306638
>Portal opens
>People start freaking out
>While people cower a figure steps towards it
>A slav in a tracksuit with a bottle of vodka in one hand and a lit cigarette in the other
>While people stare and look on he yells "CYKA BLYAT"
>Man wearing a duster, gas mask and wielding an AK-74U appears
>"CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE"
>We S.T.A.L.K.E.R. now
7d2384 No.306641
>>306640
>STALKER with MGs
82e1ed No.306642
>>306638
>Portal opens
>People start freaking out
>While people cower a figure steps towards it
>through the portal unspeakable horrors crawl through
>while the others run away, the man holds firm
>the man raises his fist and utters a warcry against the hoard
>"FOR THE EMPEROR"
7c6d71 No.306652
>>306640
Why has no one drawn a Kikimora in a STALKER getup yet?
4b0519 No.306687
>>306638
>"Let me tell you about headpats."
453f47 No.306689
>>306543
Read some Berserk out on my front porch.
Though I will most likely be doing yard work when it happens.
c26a9e No.306731
>>306609
>in every alternate reality DOOM was just a farming simulator
f24ff0 No.306733
>>306731
> Minecraft was a revolutionary FPS with cutting edge technology
347007 No.306742
>>306731
>We lived in the 12 OF THE 10 SCALE OF BADNESS timeline all along, and supernatural creatures are so evasive because if we find them we're going to BERSERKER PACKIN' MAN AND A HALF on their HUGE GUTS
ddc935 No.306747
e7a0e6 No.306758
>>306747
HEADPATS FOR THW HEADPAT GOD
8a46c6 No.306759
>>306638
>Portal opens
>People start freaking out
>While people cower a figure steps towards it
>It's you
>As you approach a monster girl steps through the portal
>While people stare and look on you just smile and hold out a hand
>You turn around quickly and lean through the portal
>A crowd of monster similarly is standing there in fear
>They see your head pop through and portal and collectively jump
It'd probably be the same for both parties to a certain degree.
b0b90e No.306761
You know, Anons, this reminds me, I had some batshit insane stuff happened to me earlier this summer. I thought Kek himself was communicating with me. Two brightly colored frogs appeared on my outside door, and out or boredom, I asked for Kek to change their positions to answer questions. One of them was about monster girls appearing via portal within the year, and the position did indeed move to what I said. Does this mean it will finally happen?
c0d3f1 No.306763
>>306759
>They see your head pop through and portal and collectively jump
What, so the portal just closes while I'm passing and I die?
How shit.
e7a0e6 No.306764
>>306761
We can only hope
Hope and pray
ddc935 No.306765
tbh the portal opening isn't a very desireable scenario for me- too many things could go wrong
just wait till you die lads
501fca No.306770
>>306765
if we get doomshit, atleast things will be interesting.
ddc935 No.306772
>>306770
I honestly doubt any good would come of it, the eclipse will be a powerful focal point for rituals though, make good use of it
150696 No.306812
I hope this ritual does work granted for better or worse. Kek hoping
95c675 No.307007
>>306765
>open portal
>expect waifus
>get Stephen King's The Mist
>try to fuck tentacle monster anyway
BAD END
453f47 No.307011
>>307007
>one anon out there has the Behelit.
>he sacrifices all of us so he can ascend and make his waifu real with Godhand magic.
Feels bad, man.