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Post good mushroom girls.
▶ 96ebaf (2) No.305776>>305777
I wonder how matangos feel to touch, like warm meat, or like clammy shrooms?
I like the concept of them, but a shroom stalk butt would be a mite too firm for me tbh
▶ 0503e9 (3) No.305777>>305778
>>305776
Kino's butt looks soft and good. MonMusu has good mushrooms.
▶ 96ebaf (2) No.305778>>305781
>>305777
so i guess it turns int BIG MEATY STALKS around the knee area
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▶ 5fd8df (2) No.305813>>305815
Don't forget about the most classic of all schroom girls.
▶ 14ac03 (1) No.314258>>314314
>>314242
that last girl looks like she'd be a lot of fun :^)
▶ 153954 (1) No.314285>>314286
>that one girl with the blue hair that spies on you when you're in the swimming pool shower
>that red haired girl too shy to do P.E. so she hides by the old wooden gym building
>that weird girl with super pale skin that lives in a cave and makes dried hams with her dad
>that overweight girl that owns a cheese shop in town and keeps making those lewd "I'd like your blue vain in me" jokes at you
>that stalker girl that keep steeling your masturbation socks
▶ 9d98f2 (1) No.314286
>>314285
>>that stalker girl that keep steeling your masturbation socks
▶ c18d87 (1) No.314290
>>314242
Now I want a psilocybe to trip with.
▶ a8a4fd (1) No.314314
>>314258
>I've got a thing for girls who can snap their own neck at will
▶ b685a9 (1) No.314326>>314338
>>314242
>phallus indusiata girl looks like an elegant, haughty lady
>always smells like she shat her pants, especially when aroused
I see too possible outcomes for that juxtaposition: One is amusing but also sad and the other is terrifying and extra heretical.
▶ 2ed11f (4) No.314338>>314354 >>314384
>>314326
>extra heretical
Share your thoughts. It's ok anon, you won't be judged unfairly for thinking heretical things.
▶ b93dfd (1) No.314354>>314435
>>314338
>he fell for the pistol grip shotgun meme
Is that Judge's name Randy, by any chance?
▶ 64d1d9 (2) No.314371>>314373 >>314377
>>314362
Wasn't it confirmed some time ago that they aren't actually mushroom people and that the toadstools are just hats?
▶ 5ec07b (2) No.314373>>314374 >>314376 >>315461 >>316138
>>314371
Plenty of mgs are like that anon
▶ 64d1d9 (2) No.314376
>>314373
I wonder if you could put merrows into this category, since their hat is so important.
▶ 87f367 (2) No.314377
>>314371
Not to my knowledge, no
▶ 704b66 (3) No.314384>>314385 >>314435
>>314338
Well, Arbitrator, it would appear that if she isn't insecure about or oblivious to her body odor, then perhaps she might have developed tastes similar to those of the ancient terran author, Marcus Desaides. Although in hindsight, the concept of her using one's mouth as a toilet can scarcely be considered heretical considering the quality of food here on The Hive.
▶ 7b555e (1) No.314385>>314386
>>314384
Wouldn't all types of mushroom girls, or all plant girls really, like rich and well fertilized soil? I don't really see them literally eating though. I figure it would be more like a vampire who needs to sleep with their grave dirt.
▶ 704b66 (3) No.314386
>>314385
Yeah, but most mushrooms don't smell like shit. Stinkhorns -the fruiting bodies of the phallacea family of fungi- release their spores as a goo that looks and smells like actual shit. It's like that so flies come and eat it and spread it around.
▶ 2ed11f (4) No.314435
>>314354
It has a shoulder stock! It's just behind his overly armoured arm.
>>314384
That gave me a much-needed laugh, thanks anon!
▶ 0fd038 (1) No.315461>>315562 >>315565 >>315591 >>316128
>>305771 (OP) >>305813 >>305815 >>314240 >>314242 >>314362 >>314373 >>315363
THE ONLY GOOD MATANGO IS A DEAD MATANGO!
PURGE, BURN, AND HANG ALL MATANGO, MATANGO SPORES, AND TRAITOROUS MATANGO SYMPATHIZERS!
▶ 704b66 (3) No.315562
>>315461
I want to WAAAAAAAAAAGH with some mushroom girls now.
▶ 5ec07b (2) No.315565
>>315461
I was gonna ask how Serval is a mushroom but I guess the way Friends are born is kind of like growing from spores, huh?
▶ a0150c (1) No.315591
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>>315461
Fun in the Trenches
Posted here and in the greentext thread.
https://pastebin.com/ujU3qVPx
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▶ f66d7f (1) No.316138
>>314373
>that image
I find it pretty unsettling
▶ f6d65a (1) No.334317>>334410 >>334789
I actually like KC's matango.
▶ 2d261e (2) No.334789
>>334317
I admit, the fourth image is really cute and the last one is pretty hot.
▶ 610ae8 (1) No.337182
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He actually shows the MGE entry. The absolute madman.
▶ 257130 (1) No.355215
>>305771 (OP)
Kino has a nice butt
▶ b2ae35 (1) No.355216>>355218
How do you tell a poisonous mushroom girl from one that's safe to fuck?
▶ 999b51 (3) No.355218
>>355216
If she says lots of mean things then she's poisonous.
▶ aeff29 (2) No.355251>>355515
How long would it take for a matango infestation to take over a village if improperly dealt with? How long for a modern city?
▶ 999b51 (3) No.355515>>355546
When phantoms write operas, do they replace scenes where someone is dragged into hell with scenes where someone is dragged into the Matango Pit? What are those scenes even like?
>>355251
>a village
A few weeks, maybe?
>a modern city
Years?
▶ aeff29 (2) No.355546
>>355515
Years and weeks seems like a pretty long time. Surely by at least the second week of uncontrolled spread evacuations would be enacted in a city, and for a small village a matango infestation would have to be recognized immediately due to everyone knowing everyone until a few people go missing. Matango also need to spread quickly, as they aren't very subtle.