bd44af No.305582
The results came back, /monster/. What do they say?
c98f4d No.305615
4cf228 No.305644
Step your game up niggers.
cb0aa3 No.305645
6ff28e No.305652
>>305644
Thats the best thing I've seen so far.
580ded No.305681
>>305669
Are you still doing /v/ threads?
c195d5 No.305686
>>305681
I'm gonna attempt it, but I can't guarantee success.
3fead9 No.305763
c8244b No.305910
>>305848
But what if she's your waifu?
eed845 No.305925
>>305876
>literal basement dwellers
>superior
132e45 No.306160
f83e3d No.306187
>>306174
>>306175
yumyumyum delicious
5aa5cf No.306220
>>306187
WHERE ARE THE DEVIL EGGS. YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE DEVIL EGGS.
f54ba0 No.325280
>>305618
Three months later and this still got me
Don't look at the original post
f74717 No.325282
28d749 No.325350
58764e No.325359
>>305618
>>325280
>>325282
I don't get it, do you all actually believe something like this? I mean i get if it was a shoggoth sure but this is just your average run of the mill mindflayer. Worst she can do is turn you into a squid and then her baphomet friend can turn you into a kid.
c95c23 No.327637
fe2207 No.327641
I was literally just handed this diagnosis yesterday
hold me, guys
04d2be No.327645
>>327641
Jesus christ, I'm so sorry to hear that, anon. If I had any magic words to tell you, I would.
fe2207 No.327650
>>327645
>>327647
I think I'm just gonna fall into an extended drunken stupor for a few weeks, maybe cry a bit, sleep around with strange women, get a grip on myself and sober up, then buy a motorcycle like I've always wanted to.
But man, all I really ever wanted was to have kids of my own. I don't even know how or when I'm going to bring this up to my parents. What a shitty fucking Christmas present that'll be.
ab9cd7 No.327654
>>327650
I'm guessing treatment is expensive, if it's possible at all.
478d48 No.327659
f79ab0 No.327677
>>327650
I mean, was it caused by something or were you born with it? Either way they can take DNA and fertilize eggs with it now. I don't know the price range but it's possible so the future isn't all hopeless brother.
8a204e No.327685
>305618
Nice try faggot, but no (You) for you.
22227f No.328142
>>305618
are you for fucking serious.
1396aa No.334839
>>305618
My mom's dead but I'm still replying.
747592 No.334848
747592 No.334850
>>334839
you don't want her to die twice, right?
99cdd7 No.334851
>>305618
What motivates people to do edgy shit like this?
d254ce No.334872
>>305618
Careful with that faggotry, you don't want to alp do ya?
2bacaa No.335147
>>305618
You won't get my mother anytime soon, not with this immunity wan.
eb6c65 No.335284
>>305618
I'm technically adopted, so the relative that adopted me might count as my mother.
854ee7 No.347974
c38f63 No.347981
>>327650
Well, there is always adoption.
cc804b No.348064
>>305618
gotcha bitch I’m protected
168eab No.348668
>>305582
"It's cancer. I'm afraid too much shitposting gave you supercancer in the asspussy. Add to that your already worsening EbolAIDS and yeah, shit's fucked for you son."
7368e4 No.348969
1baf9d No.350581