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The results came back, /monster/. What do they say?
▶ c98f4d (1) No.305615
▶ 4cf228 (1) No.305644>>305645 >>305652
Step your game up niggers.
▶ cb0aa3 (1) No.305645
▶ 6ff28e (1) No.305652
>>305644
Thats the best thing I've seen so far.
▶ 580ded (1) No.305681>>305686
>>305669
Are you still doing /v/ threads?
▶ c195d5 (2) No.305686
>>305681
I'm gonna attempt it, but I can't guarantee success.
▶ 3fead9 (1) No.305763
▶ c8244b (2) No.305910
>>305848
But what if she's your waifu?
▶ eed845 (1) No.305925
>>305876
>literal basement dwellers
>superior
▶ 132e45 (1) No.306160
▶ f83e3d (3) No.306187>>306220
>>306174
>>306175
yumyumyum delicious
▶ 5aa5cf (1) No.306220>>306225
>>306187
WHERE ARE THE DEVIL EGGS. YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE DEVIL EGGS.
▶ f54ba0 (1) No.325280>>325359
>>305618
Three months later and this still got me
Don't look at the original post
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▶ 58764e (1) No.325359
>>305618
>>325280
>>325282
I don't get it, do you all actually believe something like this? I mean i get if it was a shoggoth sure but this is just your average run of the mill mindflayer. Worst she can do is turn you into a squid and then her baphomet friend can turn you into a kid.
▶ c95c23 (1) No.327637
▶ fe2207 (2) No.327641>>327645 >>327647
I was literally just handed this diagnosis yesterday
hold me, guys
▶ 04d2be (1) No.327645>>327650
>>327641
Jesus christ, I'm so sorry to hear that, anon. If I had any magic words to tell you, I would.
▶ fe2207 (2) No.327650>>327654 >>327677 >>347981
>>327645
>>327647
I think I'm just gonna fall into an extended drunken stupor for a few weeks, maybe cry a bit, sleep around with strange women, get a grip on myself and sober up, then buy a motorcycle like I've always wanted to.
But man, all I really ever wanted was to have kids of my own. I don't even know how or when I'm going to bring this up to my parents. What a shitty fucking Christmas present that'll be.
▶ ab9cd7 (1) No.327654
>>327650
I'm guessing treatment is expensive, if it's possible at all.
▶ 478d48 (1) No.327659
▶ f79ab0 (1) No.327677
>>327650
I mean, was it caused by something or were you born with it? Either way they can take DNA and fertilize eggs with it now. I don't know the price range but it's possible so the future isn't all hopeless brother.
▶ 8a204e (1) No.327685
>305618
Nice try faggot, but no (You) for you.
▶ 22227f (1) No.328142
>>305618
are you for fucking serious.
▶ 1396aa (1) No.334839>>334850
>>305618
My mom's dead but I'm still replying.
▶ 747592 (2) No.334848
▶ 747592 (2) No.334850
>>334839
you don't want her to die twice, right?
▶ 99cdd7 (1) No.334851
>>305618
What motivates people to do edgy shit like this?
▶ d254ce (1) No.334872
>>305618
Careful with that faggotry, you don't want to alp do ya?
▶ 2bacaa (1) No.335147
>>305618
You won't get my mother anytime soon, not with this immunity wan.
▶ eb6c65 (1) No.335284
>>305618
I'm technically adopted, so the relative that adopted me might count as my mother.
▶ 854ee7 (1) No.347974
▶ c38f63 (1) No.347981
>>327650
Well, there is always adoption.
▶ cc804b (1) No.348064
>>305618
gotcha bitch I’m protected
▶ 168eab (1) No.348668
>>305582 (OP)
"It's cancer. I'm afraid too much shitposting gave you supercancer in the asspussy. Add to that your already worsening EbolAIDS and yeah, shit's fucked for you son."
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