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4bcef3 (2) No.304028>>304031 >>305196 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Would you entrust your precious child to the care of a monstergirl nanny?

acef11 (3) No.304031>>304032 >>304034

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>>304028 (OP)

Fuck no. Kids should be with their mom and dad not some hireling.


b23577 (2) No.304032>>304033

>>304031

Sometimes you and your waifu want to go out for a quiet dinner together.


434c93 (1) No.304033

>>304032

Yeah, but you hire a babysitter for that, not a nanny.


ffe87c (1) No.304034>>304039

>>304031

>Hiring someone to watch your kids

Isn't that what grandparents or aunts and uncles are for?


acef11 (3) No.304039

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>>304034

> Oy vey! Why would you rely on family for things you could pay for?

Although to be fair monster child care could be pretty challenging for the human side of the family.


dc33d0 (3) No.304042>>304043 >>304045 >>304054 >>304070 >>304178

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>Would you entrust your precious child to the care of a monstergirl nanny?

Only a daughteru. I'm no paladyke, but I wouldn't trust a monster around my son.

>Hi, working (i.e. unmarried) mamono, let me pay you to be alone with this shota for a few hours.


346fbd (3) No.304043

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>>304042

>I wouldn't trust a monster around my son.


b23577 (2) No.304045

>>304042

Remember the doujin when parents had a milfy Scylla take care of their son?


a0c977 (4) No.304054

>>304042

I agree with this. Daughter? Yes. son? No.


aa9a6f (1) No.304060

>be father of 2 preteen oni daughterus

>waifu and i want to go out for date night

>call sitter service, all they have available is a male

>sitter moved here from a city not too familiar with monster girls, this may be problematic

>talk to him a while before we head out, really chill dude, we share a lot of interests and befriend eachother pretty quick, instant bromance going on

>feel waifus jealous glare, so i start to hurry up

>give him ground rules, only up till 11, only 2 bottles of booze per. call me if there are any problems. ect.

>notice daughterus looking at him like starving lions looking at a juicy hunk of meat

>pull them to the side and tell them that if they behave, they get to drink all they want tomorrow

>they agree

>we go out on a date

>it all goes off without a hitch

>come back

>knock on door, no response

>ah… fuck my life

>open door, go in, lights are off

>hear whimpering comming from the girls room

>reluctantly open the door

>daughterus sleeping with a satisfied look on their faces

>but sitter is balled up naked in the fetal position in the corner of the room crying quietly

>"i dont suppose… youd be willing to come again?" i say because idk how else to break the ice

> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OD0BLaPdeew HFW

>he quickly grabs his stuff, gets dressed and leaves

>next few days i keep sending him texts

>he never responds

>and so the bromance was never meant to be


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69e7c6 (5) No.304070>>304076 >>304109 >>304211

>>304042

>Be father.

>Son hasn't yet experienced sex and ratger plays vidya instead of getting a girlfriend.

>Even with monster girls around, he can't get one.

>Like hell do I want my son to become an alp.

>I'll be a failure of a father otherwise.

>Have a kiki that's a dear family friend and has taken care of my son whenever me and the wife went out.

>For some reason, she's still single.

>Idea comes to mind.

>Call her over and chat with her.

>After a nice meal and a few glasses of cognac, explain the situation.

>Kiki blushes deeply at the thought, but doesn't say no.

>Wife tries to object but I mention that our son is not going to alp while i'm his father. Wife sighs and agrees.

>Bring kiki up to son's room and tell her to get ready for him.

>Son comes home from school and I tell him that his mother and I are going out and that the kiki is upstairs.

>Take him up with a grin on my face.

>Son notices and asks what's the grin for.

>"Today son, you will become a man."

>Open the door to reveal the kiki in some nice looking lingerie.

>Son stands there, wide eyed and jaw dropped.

>"Have fun, kiddo!" I yell out and push him inside.

>He turns to me with a look of shock before I pet him in the head with a box of condoms.

>Move an armchair across the door so there's no escape.

>Mission accomplished


fe4edf (1) No.304071>>304075 >>304078

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I guess I'd let my inlaw babysit. I mean she raised my waifu, right?


a5ed16 (1) No.304075

>>304071

That's the tricky word… Inlaws. Can't be too comfy around them.


bb6a21 (2) No.304076>>304079

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>>304070

>Condoms

>Sex not just on the first date, but on first sight


8b6364 (8) No.304078

>>304071

come on anon, even in an overly idealized heaven world, your mother in law will still regularly attempt to kill you and wear your skin like some sort of caucasian biker jacket


4055ea (2) No.304079>>304081

>>304076

It's not first sight though, he already knew her

>Have a kiki that's a dear family friend and has taken care of my son whenever me and the wife went out.


4bcef3 (2) No.304080

But what if your wife is dead and the monster girl has turned into a new mom for your little one?


bb6a21 (2) No.304081>>304085 >>304087

>>304079

Missed that bit, but still, condoms? I thought the goal was to keep him from Alping


a0c977 (4) No.304085>>304089 >>304204

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>>304081

Not everyone wants to have kids anon. It why I got a vasectomy.

I'd pic related if I were to alp


4055ea (2) No.304087>>304123

>>304081

Nobody said they had to use them


8b6364 (8) No.304089>>304106

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>>304085

>vasectomy

i guess you made the right choice there your genes should not be spread


a0c977 (4) No.304106>>304114 >>304204

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>>304089

>implying anyone on this god-forsaken site should breed


496d14 (1) No.304109>>304112

>>304070

>not selling your son's virginity to a nice desperate CC.


69e7c6 (5) No.304112

>>304109

>Selling your son's virginity.

>Not giving it to someone you have known and trusted for years.


feae60 (1) No.304114>>304118

>>304106

>anyone on this godforsaken sake

Counterpoint: who would you rather have promulgate the next generation? Warning color hair-dyed Twitter/Tumblr slacktivists? Somalian thugs pretending to be Syrians for European victimbux?

Dysgenics have already irrecoverably ruined the human population, at least guys like us have a chance of passing on the self-awareness and willingness our descendants will need to start reversing some of the damage.


a0c977 (4) No.304118>>304119 >>304203 >>304204

>>304114

>have a generation of mentally handicapped SJWs

Or

>have a generation of mentally handicapped alt-righters

Pick a poison I guess


8b6364 (8) No.304119>>304151

>>304118

i guess you've made a good start Mr. Sterile McEunuch

real question, does your cum just look like water with black specks of regret in it, or does your tattered prostate exude enough fetid liquid to obscure your lack of manhood?


edc6a4 (1) No.304123

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540d7d (3) No.304151>>304155 >>304159 >>304311

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>>304119

No, my cum looks clear and free from worry of getting childsupported by some bitch. I ain't about to allow some skank to use my baby batter to win a free ride through life.


69e7c6 (5) No.304155>>304156

>>304151

Enjoy becoming an alp then come day of the rape


540d7d (3) No.304156>>304158 >>304161

>>304155

I'm starting to think you don't know what a vasectomy is. Can you tell me what you think it means?


69e7c6 (5) No.304158>>304169

>>304156

Fucking up your dick is what it is. If you don't want to knock up a broad, use condoms or just don't fuck her in the first place,


8b6364 (8) No.304159>>304161 >>304169

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>>304151

>Clear cum

oh man, as clear as you tears will be when you die with no one to mourn you, knowing you accomplished nothing of worth in life so you could enjoy genital tingles without having to use icky plastic

are your erections not as powerful as they once were?

i wouldn't worry about it, viagra and antidepressants are a pretty common prescription these days


346fbd (3) No.304161>>304162

>>304156

>>304159

you guys

3DPD are still the only way reproduction and sex. I don't blame anon for getting it done, given extra rights 3DPD have know


346fbd (3) No.304162

>>304161

given the extra rights 3DPD have now*


c3de17 (1) No.304165>>304166

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>Getting a baby sitter for your kids

>Not getting a baby sitter for yourself


69e7c6 (5) No.304166

>>304165

>getting a babysitter for yourself

>when you're an adult

Come on man, at that point just do the tried and true way of having a meido around the house.

>tfw no kiki meido

>tfw won't have her wear a french maid outfit with a short skirt around the house

>tfw won't have her serve me up some bourbon and sweet tea

>tfw I won't "accidentally" drop a spoon for her to pick up just so I can give her cute butt a little slap

>tfw won't then have her sit of my lap

>tfw won't playfully tease her as I slowly strip her down and we get lewder with each other

>tfw we won't just go at it right on the armchair


540d7d (3) No.304169>>304173 >>304174

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>>304159

>>304158

You know vasectomies are reverseable right? Sometimes they even fix themselves.

You both are the reason why no one on this site should have children, you'd raise them to be just as toxic as yourself. No wonder all these school shootings happen.

Have a great day/night. I hope you move out of your parents basements and live.

polite sage

(USER WAS BANNED FOR Blogposting and general newfaggotry)

c910ac (5) No.304173

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>>304169

>just as toxic as yourself

Don't worry tumblr, we have no interest in you or your wife's son. Feel free to do your own thing, preferably somewhere else though.


8b6364 (8) No.304174

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>>304169

<on no these meanies are b-bullying me for cutting my pee pee ;(

<ur toxick


50d010 (1) No.304178

>>304042

Nigger, if a male babysitter touched my daughter I'd kill him with my own two hands. I think a monstergirl babysitter would know better than to touch other people's sons.


c910ac (5) No.304180>>304182 >>304184

The only scenario I can think of where a nanny would be required is if your waifu was some kind of Mamono nobility. As consort you both would have duties which would preclude you from kid-wrangling for a solid portion of any given day. In this case I think a nanny would probably be on pretty good behaviour. The interesting thing would be when your son starts noticing girls. Imagine a flustered nanny trying to maintain her professionalism as your son goes full shitmouse teen and starts rifling through her panties/stealing her sex toys and such.


8b6364 (8) No.304182>>304183

>>304180

>bringing sex toys into the workplace

do mamonos have no concept of anything


c910ac (5) No.304183>>304185

>>304182

Hey, monster's gotta do what a monster's gotta do to maintain professionalism. What she does after bedtime is no business of mine.


c27f34 (2) No.304184>>304185 >>304186

>>304180

>making monstergirls that autistic.

I bet you are one of the fags from /mgg/ that constantly thread cannons wurms to be stupid.


8b6364 (8) No.304185>>304186

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>>304183

so it would be a live-in nanny? weird

>>304184

pic related


c910ac (5) No.304186>>304330

>>304184

>constantly thread cannons wurms to be stupid.

…But Wurms are stupid, or at least ditzy, it's kinda part of their makeup.

>>304185

>live-in nanny

Nannies/Au-Pairs usually are live-in mang, that's sort of part of the deal.


579bc2 (1) No.304203

>>304118

>implying autism is a mental handicap


dc33d0 (3) No.304204>>304209

>>304085

>>304106

>>304118

>Not everyone wants to have kids anon. It why I got a vasectomy.

>implying anyone on this god-forsaken site should breed

>have a generation of mentally handicapped alt-righters

<doesn't want kids

<doesn't want the rest of us to have kids

Hi /leftypol/.


5823db (1) No.304209>>304210

>>304204

Yeah having the snip is not vanilla. This is primarily a vanilla waifu board.

Getting your nuts snipped is right up there with NTR in terms of not belonging here.


dc33d0 (3) No.304210>>304226 >>304261

>>304209

>not vanilla.

>This is primarily a vanilla waifu board.

>right up there with NTR in terms of not belonging here.

>(1)

t. newfag who's fallen for the heresy maymay and uses 'NTR' as a buzzword for anything bad.

Anyway, if you and your neighbors wanted to set up your son with their busty onee-san daughter as per >>304067 would you use babysitting as a pretext to get them alone together?


1185d6 (1) No.304211

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>>304070

>condoms


c910ac (5) No.304226

>>304210

>newfag who's fallen for the heresy maymay

He's not wrong, per se…

>you and your neighbors wanted to set up your son with their busty onee-san daughter

Something tells me the girl-next-door factor would work just as well as having her babysit, mein neger.


c27f34 (2) No.304261

>>304210

>defending the retard who was blogposting about his snipped nuts and was generally shitting up the board with his warhammer reaction images.

You also sound like a newfag.


24b763 (1) No.304311

>>304151

…you read that greentext about the guy who got a vasectomy and some cunt did try to nail him with "his" child, didn't you?

OT, this is why you live with family around you.


8b6364 (8) No.304330

>>304186

I had a nanny when i was a wee lad due to my parents both having jobs during the day, and she just kinda came in the morning and left in the evening

maybe my situation was an outlier or something


2897e3 (4) No.304575>>304577 >>304733

>not leaving your son with your butler.

Have fun with your son being married at 13.


acef11 (3) No.304577>>304765

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>>304575

>leaving your son with your butler

I hear that's not a good idea.


862d8c (3) No.304733

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>>304575

>Not letting have a head start.

Have a change of heart anon.


57ca42 (1) No.304765>>305187 >>305188

>>304577

There is some joke to be made here about Alpfred, but I'd rather not think about it any more.


2897e3 (4) No.305187

>>304765

Alps in butler uniforms huh?


2897e3 (4) No.305188>>305189

>>304765

I mean who wouldn't trust their son with that greying alp with crows feet? She's harmless.


cfd9b8 (1) No.305189>>305190

>>305188

>She's


2897e3 (4) No.305190

>>305189

>this meme again


211f7e (1) No.305196

>>304028 (OP)

That depends - does she have good health care? Children are terrifying little engines of destruction.




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