/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance

>>303191

Nina is the lowest shit-tier taste.

>>303194

fags like you are banned from posting here, go back to r9k you cockgoblin.

<jews

>Skaven

>>303194

you are terrible

>>303191

Time for some Orcish Elvish folk music.

>>303249

Nina is purest Finnish Elf waifu.

>>303263

AY YO HOL UP

*fights over mithril shirt*

SO YOU BE SAYIN

*gets caught in spiderweb*

WE WUZ ELVES N SHIT

>>303278

>Muslims are human

Really going all out with this fantasy stuff, huh?

ill get the obvious manticores as persians out of the way

Do you think we'll see Orcs in the sauna?

>>303305

I bet the steam is great for soothing their throats after a long day of practicing the ancient elvish art of throat singing. They might even enjoy a nice, traditional mug of horse milk, a delicacy whose origin can be traced back to the days of the Finnorc-Kumiho Hyper War.

>>303302

>Islam is a race

Sven pls

>Orcs are Mongols

I thought Orcs were supposed to be Turks.

>>303530

>…they are (or were) squat, broad, flat-nosed, sallow-skinned, with wide mouths and slant eyes; in fact degraded and repulsive versions of the least lovely Mongol-types

Now, considereing this is /monster/, all the ugly parts should be removed, but in terms of behaviour, maybe they should be the equivialent to mongols.

>>303524

I stand corrected, they aren't even human

>>303556

Are Orcs known for horse riding? If not then they cannot be counted among the superior race

>>303654

Maybe Finnorcs ride boars/wolves instead. Though that does bring up the question of what boar/wolf milk would taste like.

What is America? Something warlike, fiercely independent, a dash of imperialism and a faith in liberty that borders on disturbing.

Orcs already taken so that rules that out. Are American's the boring human race?

Brits are definitely goblins though

>>303652

Hey, the Swedes might be cucks but they're still human.

>>303660

Green skin shortstacks with a knack for clockwork and steam engines, right?

>>303659

Minotaurs, maybe? Or P'Orcs with Orcish tendencies instead of the more sedate personalities they're given in the original canon. I think we might have to adjust species tendencies to properly fit them in.

>>303669

I agree. P'orcs are pretty perfect for America.

>>303674

>Boss Hog from the Dukes of Hazzard is a voluptuous P'orc in sheriff's getup trying to get her hands on the brothers

>Pigs as a euphemism for cops applies even more now, as well as the stereotype of them crowding around diners and donut shops

>Pat downs become far more common for male criminals, even for minor misdemeanors

>Biker cop P'orcs in black leather suits with the zipper partially down to expose cleavage and wearing dark aviator sunglasses so all you can see is their smirk as they ask you to step out of the car for a "sobriety test", while they play the COPS theme over their radio

>>303682

Dear Ammit.sweatingman.mpeg

What if your waifu's in the car with you?

OK, what would New Zealand be?

>>303696

Let's raise the stakes. You are in your car with your Hellhound waifu and you just picked up your friend and his Anubis fiancée. Bonus points if you waifu is driving.

>>303696

Then they make your waifu perform the pat-down.

>>303659

Sandworm.

>>303654

>Are Orcs known for warg riding?

yes

>>303720

sheep

>>303984

I guess - too bad Hobbits aren't on the roster - Dwarves maybe?