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Hey /monster/, how do you feel about monster girls in sports?
▶ 9e404f (1) No.301206>>301274
>>301202 (OP)
Pretty noice. Cute factor aside monster girl sports would probably be very interesting to watch. The wide variety of body types and abilities would require the development of a broader range of play strategies. For example, the difference between a very good shpeeder player and a very good hellwan player would be quite a bit larger than the difference between any two good human players. Sadly it's an underrepresented represented genre even when you include male monsters.
▶ 480e11 (2) No.301209>>301216 >>321146 >>321188
>soccer
It's futbol, pleb. And you better have Poland or Britbong levels of monster girl hooligans,
▶ 4c53cb (1) No.301212>>301267
>>301202 (OP)
Well, now you're just forcing my hand… Soccer's alright, though I prefer to watch handball instead if I have to watch some sport. Much faster game due to a smaller stage, and female teams are much more prevalent.
Snowball22's art makes my dick ROCK HARD. Too bad he almost never posts on pixiv or twitter I wanna hold hands with White Guardenia and dick her into becoming a loving mother and doting wife. Her wings look so fluffy
▶ d9bbd2 (1) No.301216>>301223 >>321167 >>321187
>>301209
I think you mean grassdive.
▶ 480e11 (2) No.301223>>301249
>>301216
That's if you're playing with little pansies or just wanna be a cunt so you can get the other guy a yellow flag.
Also, anyone knows that futbol has two shows. The actual game and the fights afterwards.
>tfw you won't get to see a cheshire and polish kiki beat the fuck out of eat other before pinning down and raping some guy to see which team he thinks is better
▶ e39cb6 (1) No.301229>>301232 >>301233 >>301255
>>301202 (OP)
Gymnastics for self-improvement are good. Sports are waste of time but I bet certain species of waifus would kike such sort of lowly entertainment.
▶ da9351 (1) No.301232>>301236 >>301243 >>301358
I tried doing a sports based CYOA about a year ago but I lost steam on it. I may revive it somewhere down the road.
>>301229
We get it, my dude. You got beaten up in high school.
▶ 7f24e0 (1) No.301233>>301358
>>301229
sports are fun m8t.
▶ 80f03f (1) No.301236>>301402
>>301232
So that's what happened to it. I remember your last post of the thread had the MC hiding out at at a werewolve's place with a hellhound and danuki, and there was some conspiracy thing starting to rear its head, and then next thread never happened. Been missing it since. It's good to see you're still around, Cap.
▶ 7acc02 (1) No.301243>>301402
>>301232
Yeah i remember that, Reigland Ravagers right? That story was great.
▶ 0528fc (1) No.301249
>>301223
>tfw no mamono Fußball game with the italians pulling ever-more outrageous cheats
▶ 34ef57 (3) No.301255>>301358 >>321102
>>301229
>he doesn't like fun ball sport
most people aren't so open about their desire to alp tbh
▶ 4fd7b7 (1) No.301267>>301354
>>301202 (OP)
>>301212
Why do I get the feeling this "game" isn't all that much about football?
▶ 91021b (1) No.301274
>>301206
Blood Bowl could be a good rules base for some shit if you want to do a /tg/ rule set
Though I don't know about Variations in Lamiaa, Harpies and most monster girls to start writing lists
That said various monsters have rule sets
▶ aa1a85 (3) No.301351>>301352
What monster girl is best at gymnastics? My guess is any chinese monster girl that takes part in those chinese acrobat shows that were pushed out of China due to commie crackdowns on culture. So probably jueyans.
▶ aa1a85 (3) No.301352
▶ d3e506 (1) No.301354
>>301267
Because the ladies are over the top sexual and some almost naked, while some wear high heels to matches? Soccer Spirits is just a thinly weiled excuse to sell almost-porn. The story in the actual game is pretty crap too, but what else do you expect from a free to play mobile game with extreme microtransactions?
▶ 3213bc (1) No.301358>>301384 >>301397 >>301402
>>301232
>>301233
>>301255
>I like a ball full of air being repetitively thrown around I am so manly
▶ 7b12ea (1) No.301381>>301383 >>301398
When it comes to boxing ring girls, all I know is sloth is best girl. I don't like Koalas and Hyenas are heresy.
▶ aa1a85 (3) No.301383
▶ 2ce192 (1) No.301384
>>301358
>Implying all sports involve throwing around a ball full of air
▶ 34ef57 (3) No.301397
>>301358
>ball
>he doesn't like archery
wow what a big ol' alperino
▶ 34ef57 (3) No.301398
>>301381
>that one school manga with the wans
from the moment i gazed apon you, i knew you were my nigger
▶ f383b3 (1) No.301402>>321175
>>301358
No amount of book reading will stop be from putting my thumb in your ass.
>>301236
>>301243
If I could remember if it was archived or not I could collect all the info I need. I still have all the teams, but I lost the player names.
also
I never left.
▶ 63e435 (2) No.321087>>321094
How firmly can we hammer out the rules for a sport that only spoders would be able to play?
▶ 19220f (1) No.321094>>321098
>>321087
If a centaur could do it, then they can find a way to make it work for spiders too.
▶ 63e435 (2) No.321098>>321163
>>321094
Yeah, but what about a sport that consists of having to walk on the ceiling or up walls?
▶ c66e00 (1) No.321102
>>301255
<likes balls
I think you are the alp here,pal
▶ ece077 (1) No.321146
>>301209
Begone europoor. No one cares about names.
Besides, don't you have a upstanding man of Arabian decent to give your car to?
▶ ece041 (2) No.321163
>>321098
>Ceiling or up walls?
For some reason, I was reminded of an old-ass Sci-Fi sports game called Hyper Blade that was released back in '96.
▶ 6e3279 (2) No.321167>>321187
>>301216
Better than handegg, right?
▶ a9ff0b (1) No.321175>>321187
▶ ece041 (2) No.321187
>>321167
>>301216
>Handegg
>Divegrass
>Floorsqueak
>Murderpuck
>>321175
You're fucking beautiful.
▶ 1455e6 (1) No.321188>>321200 >>321333
Not into any particular sport, but all I'm for the fit girls sports bring. From the more muscle to the toned midriff ones.
>>301209
Board Brazilian here, it's fucking soccer in english, futebol in hue. Which kind of Siamese double retarded language calls it futbol?
I don't even like it.
▶ 12f8bc (1) No.321199
I'm curious to see how would futbol soccer work with non-humanoid bodies like lamias and others. That would be a interesting twist, using their tails to 'kick' the balls. I can see them better as goalkeepers though.
▶ 6e3279 (2) No.321200>>321206 >>321333
>>321188
Your Hitler dubs don't save you from being wrong, English is OUR language, it's OUR game, and WE call it Football!!
▶ 6d8d31 (1) No.321206>>321333
>>321200
It's Fußball, you fucking anglo.
▶ 19d367 (1) No.321322>>347251
>tfw no /monster/ rocket league nights
>tfw no memes in rocket league for mamono shitposting
>tfw so ronrey playing this game
▶ adcacc (1) No.321333
>>321188
>>321200
>>321206
>CY+2
>Not calling it футбол
▶ ed0d38 (1) No.321354>>321391
So, what sports would girls without humanoid legs play? Fencing?
▶ e9cb8e (1) No.321391
>>321354
Centaur polo is the first that comes to mind, but some kind of arachne ultimate frisbee in three dimensions would be pretty cool.
▶ 25d789 (1) No.347100
>soccer/divegrass/what the fuck is nothing but running mgs like werewolves, and nighounds.
>"american" football is filled with big, amazonian mgs like gay suucs, onis, amazons and ogres.
>golf is tiger woods still playing by himself.
>basketball is mostly tallflat monsters like matis, wight, and more goddamn alps.
▶ af9403 (1) No.347102
>>347093
>fishnet texture being overlayed legs seamlessly
Nothing else makes me angrier.
▶ aba56e (1) No.347243
Would monstergirls result in a change to all sports for systematic division based on species or strength/weight to prevent only the 3 strongest/fastest species being the ones to participate in competitive level sports?
▶ d20616 (1) No.347248
>>301202 (OP)
Sports are nice and all but what about SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT MAGGLE !?
▶ 494f7e (1) No.347251
>>321322
Put it up on the meta threads, you might pick up some steam
▶ 9bbe77 (1) No.347272
>/monster/ sports thread
>ctrl f "rapeball"
>0 results
Lemme fix that real fast.