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15566b (1) No.301115>>301145 >>301276 >>301881 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

If you were a big boss of a company, what monster girl would you have as your personal secretary?

Would she wear glasses?

b093b4 (1) No.301119

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So you put under hobbies, "shitposting on /human/". care to explain.


9cda96 (1) No.301144>>301196

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A fairy. Recettear needs more fanart.


92f125 (1) No.301145>>301196

>>301115 (OP)

A demon, I'd think they would be knowledgeable about contracts and would help you from being taken advantage of

yes


8c5899 (1) No.301146>>301196

An anubis or kikimora would likely be the best bets. Both would keep things orderly.


c29c22 (1) No.301147>>301152 >>301196

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A danuki secretary can't go wrong, right?


5dbdce (2) No.301152>>301154 >>301934

The sexiest one you find, obviously! I mean, that's why we have secretaries, right?

>>301147

Danukis would make better accountants.


9364bd (1) No.301154>>301156 >>301159 >>301165

>>301152

>giving Danukis access to your finances

Are you mad?


d92a52 (1) No.301156>>301158

>>301154

If you're screwing your secretary, your danuki accountant can't screw you.


ac2335 (1) No.301158

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>>301156

This is more clever than it has any right to be.


5dbdce (2) No.301159

>>301154

As long as you have a way to blackmail her.


2144ac (1) No.301165

>>301154

Must be some shill trying to trick anon into letting his guard down.


2125f6 (1) No.301196>>301205 >>301289

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>>301144

She wouldn't be big enough to efficiently lift papers and sign them

>>301145

She would probably sneak a soul binding contract amongst all of your other paperwork

>>301146

The Anubis would have the floor covered in legos pieces and her deck covered in lego pyramids, she would also demand you walk around in socks as to not break her lego pieces with your shoes. The Kikimora could work well organized like an Anubis but isn't so autistic as to bring legos, my only gripe about her would be that she might fight with the janitors who normally clean your office and while that might be cute she is your secretary first, maid second. also she would get drunk off of vodka at work

>>301147

Will purposely cause you to fail making you look incompetent to the shareholders then take your spot and re-hire you as her secretary


69cef9 (1) No.301205>>301217

>>301196

>Kikis drinking on the job

You're thinking of Onis


2374aa (1) No.301217

>>301205

I'll have you know that alcohol is a dietary requirement for them onis.


4a2c34 (1) No.301276>>301287

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>>301115 (OP)

>Work as a sales manager at a relatively large company

>Spend most of my days meeting with clients

>My secretary goes on maternity leave

>Corporate decides to use a temp agency to fill her position

>Corporate doesn't tell me that said temp agency only has mamono workers

Day 1:

> Temp agency sends a slime

>Gets escorted from the building after she gets stuck in the water cooler

>Everything she touched is soaked and ruined

Day 2:

>Temp agency sends a succubus

>Security boots her from the building after attempting to seduce my first client of the day

>Have to profusely apologize so I don't lose one of our largest contracts

Day 3:

>Temp agency sends a very large lamia

>Have to show her how to use the intercom and the computer

>While meeting with my third client of the day she breaks through the wall of my office to tell me that my third client is here

Day 4:

>Temp agency says they're sending a catgirl

>I go to my office and there's no secretary

>Turn around and there's the catgirl there with a shit-eating grin on her face

>She makes it through most of the day until she gets caught in a restricted area

>She somehow got around security and the locked access doors

Day 5:

>Get to work late after a traffic jam caused by a crashed, abandoned vehicle on the highway

>First client is waiting in the lobby, we ride the elevator up to my office together

>He tells me about this crazy big girl that was trying to pick him up at a bar last night

>The elevator opens and the smell of cheap liquor wafts in

>My client becomes visibly nervous as we round the corner

>There's an oni who's had so much she's actually drunk at the reception desk

<Heeey sweeeeetie~

>Client flees into the elevator

<Aww, why doesh he alwaysh run off? Want a driiink bossman?

>I discreetly phone security as she passes out on the desk


08f031 (1) No.301285>>301287 >>301288 >>301368

Imagine a yeti secretary.


26ff0c (1) No.301287

>>301276

Infinite pain. I hope you're at least doing some sort of recreational activity due to that week of hell.

>>301285

Comfy hugs.

Awkward comfy hugs.

Work will never get done.

A definite double-edged sword there.


817346 (2) No.301288

>>301285

<Secretary of the year says warm hugs are the secret.


eae4fd (1) No.301289>>301290 >>301311

>>301196

Fuck off, Hawkwood.

You're just mad no one suggested dragons.

As for me? Lich all the way, a centuries old undead sorcerer that no doubt has had to make some deals for magical supplies and artifacts seems to be the best for a business advisor disguised as a secretary.

and yes, glasses and a pencil bun all the way. You wouldn't know if she was a secretary or a librarian


817346 (2) No.301290

>>301289

This would be cute as fuck


d6c582 (3) No.301311

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>>301289

Yeah, a Lich could be good, if you enjoy the smell of formaldehyde and having your office temp -10 Fahrenheit as to better preserve her "experiments"

But yeah that would be cute

As for me I would not choose a dragon, they would most likely burn down the office when she finds out I don't pay her in solid gold bars or gems.


c94d4b (1) No.301368>>301371 >>301373 >>301637

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>>301285

>Yeti secretary controls the thermostat

>She keeps it as low as possible, even in the winter


61072e (2) No.301371>>301372

>>301368

why is she so brown?


24bee6 (2) No.301372

>>301371

Yeti's are hypersensitive to the sun, and they get VERY tan if you leave em out there for too long.


24bee6 (2) No.301373

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0afbd9 (1) No.301374>>301386

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Why are office ladies so sexy?


d6c582 (3) No.301386

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>>301374

Because after you're done fucking they can help you do your taxes next.


70cea9 (1) No.301637

>>301368

So the warm hugs are coming one way or suffer from a cold.


0775dd (1) No.301881>>301895

>>301115 (OP)

Probably Kitsune, Hakutaku or Shoggoth. Tough to go wrong with hundreds of years of knowledge, experience and social networking on your team, I'd think. And they'd sure look good in office lady getup. The first two might wear glasses, but since Shoggoths can form and dissolve their eyes at will, it seems kinda pointless. There might be better specialists depending on what the company did though (Satyros or Kitsune again for breweries, Kobolds and Oni for gym chains, Gremlins for factories), or monstergirls from wherever your branch is if you're a local branch of something.


7b3fbf (1) No.301895

>>301881

That's some serious and good long-term planning ahead there anon.


b936c5 (1) No.301922>>301927 >>301928 >>302020

I want to be a secretary to a manticroe boss.


471cd4 (1) No.301927>>302020 >>302032

>>301922

What's a Manticroe? Like a Manticore with crow wings?


d6c582 (3) No.301928>>301932

>>301922

>Be me

>Just got secretary job for a monster

>Easy street

>It's a Manticore

>Ohno.png

>No matter where I go I see her needles everywhere

>In my chair, my coffee cup, in between stacks of paper, in my car, it's gotten so bad that I've started to see them in places I regularly visit

>Half my job is just looking for those damn spines

>One day while tired from ridding my house of from her damn poisoned barbs I forgot about the spine by the mouse she leaves every morning

>Having to talk on the phone with a raging hard-on is bad enough, now people are coming in saying there here for a meeting

>I tell them the meeting room is 3 doors down on the right and they come back in less than a fucking second saying "We're lost"

>Boss comes out of her office telling me to help them and she'll be with them shortly

>Have to awkwardly stand up and show them where it is trying my damnedest to hide my rigid member

>Boss follows soon after noticing my face is red, I'm breathing heavily and I'm walking like I got a stick in my pants

>Leans in close to me feeling my for head giving me perfect view of her cleavage

>She probably knows and is just fucking with me before she fucks me

>She tells me if I'm not feeling well she can take me home

>Tell her I'll take myself home

>Walking through the building using my jacket to cover my boner

>Doesn'tlooksuspiciousatall.png

>Manage to make to my car un-molested and sit on another barb that was on my car seat

>Car smells like pre-cum and sweat and single monsters are turning their head when I drive by

>Get home and stumble inside to see my boss sitting in the living room

>Tells me I forgot to clock out and she could overlook this incident if I could show her what's been bothering me

>Justtakemealready.pls

>Wake up the next morning next to my boss

>Stabs me with another needle and tells me I have to day off

Such is life in monster girl city


0f6f63 (1) No.301932

>>301928

good shit.


0a29ff (1) No.301934

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Robo waifu obviously, Automation is a thing of the future.

>>301152

Get out of here Danukis.


61072e (2) No.302020>>302032

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>>301922

> manticroe

>>301927


c5d593 (1) No.302032

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>>302020

>>301927

<manticroe

What if Crowgirl dressed up as a manticore for Halloween?




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