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>Work as a sales manager at a relatively large company
>Spend most of my days meeting with clients
>My secretary goes on maternity leave
>Corporate decides to use a temp agency to fill her position
>Corporate doesn't tell me that said temp agency only has mamono workers
Day 1:
> Temp agency sends a slime
>Gets escorted from the building after she gets stuck in the water cooler
>Everything she touched is soaked and ruined
Day 2:
>Temp agency sends a succubus
>Security boots her from the building after attempting to seduce my first client of the day
>Have to profusely apologize so I don't lose one of our largest contracts
Day 3:
>Temp agency sends a very large lamia
>Have to show her how to use the intercom and the computer
>While meeting with my third client of the day she breaks through the wall of my office to tell me that my third client is here
Day 4:
>Temp agency says they're sending a catgirl
>I go to my office and there's no secretary
>Turn around and there's the catgirl there with a shit-eating grin on her face
>She makes it through most of the day until she gets caught in a restricted area
>She somehow got around security and the locked access doors
Day 5:
>Get to work late after a traffic jam caused by a crashed, abandoned vehicle on the highway
>First client is waiting in the lobby, we ride the elevator up to my office together
>He tells me about this crazy big girl that was trying to pick him up at a bar last night
>The elevator opens and the smell of cheap liquor wafts in
>My client becomes visibly nervous as we round the corner
>There's an oni who's had so much she's actually drunk at the reception desk
<Heeey sweeeeetie~
>Client flees into the elevator
<Aww, why doesh he alwaysh run off? Want a driiink bossman?
>I discreetly phone security as she passes out on the desk