You decide if you can't beat em, join em, but with precaution. You take your pistol with you and place it in the holster that is strapped around your waist. You open the fridge to grab the Miller lite with you. It tastes like piss water, but it is all you could afford at the moment until payday. You hear banging and glass breaking at your neighbor's.
>Damn, the party is getting started already.
You leave your apartment and you walk a couple feet to your neighbor's. You knock on the door and you find the door is already open just a crack. "Um, hello? It's me, Gary. I live next door and I was wondering if I could join the party? I even brought beer." There was no answer on the other side of the door, but you can hear some rustling. You peak in and you see somebody moving. The door swings open to find two drunk elves. One of them is blonde, 5'4, with c - cups, and wearing a blue one piece. The other has red hair, brown eyes, 5'4, b - cups, and wearing a green two piece. Both of them have dark skin, but they are all covered in oil. "Da fuck you want, bitch," the blonde elf grumbles. "I just came to find out if I can join the party with all of you," you answered trying to keep your cool so you don't look so nervous. The red head points a knife at you and grumbles, "Wh-What *hic* makes you think w-we *hic* will let you join *hic* a-after you complained to the *hic* cops?" You hold up the Miller lite as a a rhetorical response to her rhetorical answer. They glimpse at the beer and the blonde snags it from you. "Da fuck you bring? Piss water," the red head exclaims. "We will take the *hic* beer, but *hic* don't come here no more. You know what I'm saying, bitch?" You nod as the knife is pulled away from your face. They slam the door and you head back to your apartment empty handed.
For 2 hours, you here them moaning on the other side of the wall as you lay on your mattress wide awake. It is making you uneasy from the commotion as moans start turning into screams and squeals. You cover your head with your pillow trying to not listen to the pair having sex, but the noise just seems to get louder to where they sound like they're screaming bloody murder. At the third hour the screams just stop. Silence. You sigh in relief that the noise has died down and you can finally sleep.
At the same time, that feeling of being watched comes back again, this time you know somebody has been watching you. You hear soft foot steps in your room. First, they seem to be coming towards you. You can't see anything that is making them. Then, they move away from you and towards the window.
The next morning, you wake up to your door being knocked. "This is the police! Open up," shouts a feminine voice. You rush to the door and answered. Standing there is a Jinko and a male officer. "What can I do for you, officers," you asked rubbing your eyes while blinded by the sunlight. "Mr. Gary Stu, I'm officer Claire and this my mate-erm, partner, officer Thomas. We want to take some of your time to ask you some questions."
"What is this about," you ask. Officer Thomas responds, "This about the two elves that live next door, Tina and… Lee, Lea, Le-ah…" Thomas turns to Claire and asks her how the name is pronounced finding out that it's pronounced "Ledasha." You invite them in and before closing the door, you see more officers going in and out of your neighbor's apartment and placing yellow tape.
You offer them a seat on the couch and you pull up a chair. "Mr. Stu, we had numerous noise complaints last night. The last noise complaint was made by you a month ago on June 12th. Two of the officers arrived at the scene last night and they didn't report back this morning," Officer Claire continued, "When my partner and I arrived we found blood splatter at the scene. We noticed the door to your neighbor's apartment was open and more blood was found. The problem is the bodies were missing. One of the eyewitnesses claimed that around 9pm, they saw you being threatened by Tina and Ledasha" Claire stares at you with her intimidating and beautiful green slit eyes. "Do you happen to hear anything or see anything unusual last," asked Officer Thomas.
Well, did we?
A) Lie
B) Give them the full story
C) Give them only part of the truth
D) Flirt with Claire