/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance★

>super strength tantrums

>waifu packs booze in daughteru's lunch, daughteru trades it for a pudding cup

>daughteru decides to try and "help" brew alcohol, ends up ruining batch

>got to teach daughteru at a early age to control her fire and not to burn things by accident

>figuring out and picking out a good first-time weapon that suits daughteru for her training

>waifu teaches her a few fighting tips, ends up brawling in the playground with other kids for fun

>Teaching daughteru not to mimic the bodytypes she sees

>Teaching her how to keep her slime from covering everything she touches

>Keeping her from assuming the shape of her mom.

>Keeping her from exploring every pipe and drain she sees.

Honestly slimes would be pretty hard to raise.

>Love Huskies, have three dogs.

>And a waifu husky and triplets…

>Fur is everywhere.

>High energy, high intelligence children…

>HAVE to walk with a leash on all of them, otherwise they chase everything.

>Catgirls, mousegirls, harpies, centaurs.

>If there is a flock of sheep girls or minos they try and herd them into groups.

>Wanted to get them into cross country but they can't stay on the path unless they have a leash on them.

But goddamn the husky cuddle piles are worth it!

>>300890

>keeping her from enveloping her friends

>keeping her from exploring inside people

>have to help her get random objects back out of her body

<then there is the constant regardless of species

>Puberty is gonna hit like a truck

>human biology utterly fails to prepare you for most species

>deal with her romantic attractions growing toward others

>probably toward you too and have to explain what's acceptable

>attempt to prevent your early promotion to grandparent

>little yeti daughter in primary school

>she takes after her mother

>if you thought yetis love to get half a yak and cook delicious meaty broth in a huge pot over a fire, triple that for mother yetis

>my daughter wakes up real early one day

>ass crack of dawn

>gets the pot going, makes a big batch

>brings it in little pots in her bag to share with all the other kids

>she obviously didn't think it through

>middle of the day, i get a call from the teacher asking why is my little yeti's schoolbag soaked through with soup and/or yak blood

>>301155

oml she was just trying her best anon don't bulli

polite sage for shitpost

>having to make sure your daughteru doesn't try to climb every tall tree she sees

>trying to make sure she doesn't become a daredevil

>trying to make sure she doesn't try recruiting her friends for various stunts she thought up.

Thus is the life for try to raise a mumkey daughteru.

>"Daddy, why does our internet suck so hard?"

Because Daddy can't get a cable connection on a houseboat, sweetheart.

>"Daddy, why won't the teacher let me go on the canoeing trip with the other kids?"

Because you last about five minutes before slithering overboard and sinking everybody. Mummy and me must have spent about four hours dragging canoes from the bottom of the lake last time and dodging lawsuits from Kitsune helicopter mums whose daughters' tails needed to be professionally shampooed.

>"Daddy, why do the other girls yell 'Unleash the Kraken' at water polo?"

…Kid are you asking me this seriously or just humble-bragging? I've already told you the trophy's lovely and you're getting ice cream as soon as mummy gets home.

>"Daddy, Johnny said my mantle is stupid."

…Baby? Where'd I put dad's Paladin armor?

<"Honey… You know Johnny's father's a mage…"

Don't give a fuck. Gonna beat some finger-wigglers…

>"Daddy made a swear!"

Don't tell tales young ladACK!

<"Ara~, you're not going anywhere, silly husband. We do it together or not at all."

>"Eeew, mummy, do you have to make kissy-faces at daddy like that?"

>have to stop waifu from getting bullied for being a nerd

>have to stop her from experimenting on your electronics around the house

>have to stop her from fucking with your car

Being a dad of a gremlin would be hard