[–]▶ ccf50d (3) No.300559>>300632 >>300959 >>301085 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]
What would the definitely not fake news certainly trustworthy news organization CNN say about your waifu? What incredibly honest, objective, and definitely non threatening stories would they publish about her?
▶ ccf50d (3) No.300562
"Tonight at 11 Central time, why not believing danuki and what they say is a hate crime."
▶ ccf50d (3) No.300563>>300583
" Holstaurs are a danger to our domcracy and unAmerican." A anonymous source has proof of this we promised not to show you."
▶ 5dc8fd (4) No.300565
"And at ten, startling new evidence linking Trump to Russia: records show hundreds of Kikimoras employed in Trump hotels worldwide."
▶ a8db50 (1) No.300570>>300577 >>300867
"Coming up soon, why wights are racist and should their check their wight privilege"
▶ 47d539 (4) No.300577
>>300570
more like how undead monstergirls are banned from entering concentration camps because they keep using clairvoyance to see if its real or not.
▶ dd3604 (1) No.300583
>>300563
"Holstaurs cause global warming**
▶ 0f9772 (1) No.300586
"Read Here Why Ochimusha are Racist Throwbacks to Japan's Bigoted Nationalistic Samurai"
▶ 0f8307 (3) No.300592>>300615
CNN fake news Hakutakuwars.com
▶ c908c4 (1) No.300615
>>300592
>Hakutakuwars.com
▶ 1e2b35 (1) No.300629>>300630 >>300644 >>300646
I'M A MONSTERGIRL AND I'M COMING
I'M ANIMATED
I'M ALIVE
MY HEART'S BIG IT'S GOT HOT MANA GOING THROUGH IT FAST
I LIKE TO FUCK TOO
I LIKE TO EAT
I LIKE TO HAVE BABIES
I'M HERE, I GOT SPIRIT ENERGY
THIS IS A MONSTERGIRL, THIS WHAT WE LOOK LIKE, THIS IS WHAT WE ACT LIKE
THIS IS WHAT EVERYBODY WAS LIKE BEFORE US
THIS IS WHAT I AM
I'M A THROWBACK
I'M HERE
I'VE GOT THE FIRE OF PASSION
I'M SETTIN' FIRES EVERYWHERE
AND MONSTERGIRLS ARE TURNING ON EVERYWHERE
▶ 47d539 (4) No.300630
>>300629
Dear mother of god.
▶ 1c37e4 (3) No.300632>>300636 >>300665
>>300559 (OP)
" Hellhound musician questioned over church arson last week. The cover art of her latest album, released just a month ago features a burning church, and she is well known for making anti-Christian statements."
▶ 2717a9 (3) No.300636
>>300632
Also "Here's how members of the notorious Sabbath organization are trying to recruit perverts into their ranks."
▶ 9768b2 (2) No.300644>>300668
>>300629
Were breaking the conditioning
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
▶ 5f93fb (1) No.300645
>local monster girl goes on drunken rampage
To be fair, that 4th bottle of bourbon was probably a mistake.
▶ 993cbb (2) No.300646>>300671
>>300629
>tearing off her shirt and running through the studio, crazed, saying that her husband is perfect, he's god, and how dare you criticize him
>"Look out, she's loose!"
▶ dccf8f (4) No.300664>>300665
"Today at 8 o'clock central, how angels are increasing traffic to churches, all the while ousting pedophiles and corrupt officials, and why this is a bad thing. Young white males are flocking to christian churches. "Angels must be killed and raped" says Church official Goldberg Shekelstein. The Pope agrees while personally inspecting his newest altar boys"
▶ 2717a9 (3) No.300665>>300670
>>300664
Typical, first they say church burnings are bad, then they publish a hit piece on churches!
>>300632
▶ 164f34 (2) No.300668
>>300644
BELIEVE THE PICTURE AND SEE THE TRUTH! TWO PLUS TWO EQUALS SIX!
▶ dccf8f (4) No.300670>>300672 >>300678
>>300665
Hit piece, really? As if any MSM would ever protect a church (that isn't scientology or jewish), much less anything white and beautiful.
"Pedophiles have rights too," strong, independent Paladykes say. "Angels are promoting white toxcity and are setting unrealistic standards of beauty." Pharaia Ugumbo Goldstein, proffesional bodyexpert, stands at the helm of new revolutionary hashtagmovements #killallangels and #pedomytaco as she demands all monstergirls to give their children to Israel and ISIS. "We must build more mosques. Muslim terrorists supported by the Israelian government did nothing wrong and deserve diplomatic immunity and designer houses. White males are the problem"
▶ 5b3b6d (1) No.300671
>>300646
But anon, that's supposed to be a sketch where she pretends to be brainwashed!
▶ 2717a9 (3) No.300672>>300677
>>300670
Unless it's to display their hatred of ethnic European monsters who reject the conditioning. In those cases they engage in pearl clutching about how horrible destroying churches is and how no decent person would do it etc.
▶ dccf8f (4) No.300677>>300733
>>300672
I actually had to look up "pearl-clutching". Thanks for the new phrase, anon. And I suppose what you say is right. I don't really read news anymore, it's all pozzed and whiteshaming and promoting feminism and racemixing and all such bad stuff. I just want to live a normal life with my waifu. Sage for blogposting and off-topic. Will be back with more headlines soon.
▶ 164f34 (2) No.300678>>300679
>>300670
I think angels should dress modestly, it makes sense and is cute
▶ dccf8f (4) No.300679
>>300678
I kinda sorta agree, but I also really like those two pictures. You know how the Japanese mobile games are, the rarer it is, the less clothes it has. I wouldn't mind being visited by scantily clad angel, though…
▶ 9768b2 (2) No.300683>>300698
>>300676
>the legendary hero
<==FLORIDA MAN==
▶ b2163d (3) No.300698>>300699 >>300700
>>300676
>>300683
>Naked Florida man fends off 15 ushi-onis while masturbating publicly
The group of ushi-onis, on their way back from cooking classes, came across a naked man publicly masturbating. Seeing it as a provocation, the ushi-onis, unable to contain their lust, attacked the man to relieve their needs. The man managed to fight them off for hours all whilst jerking off, but eventually was pinned down and milked repeatedly well into the evening hours, one bystander reported. The man is now in intensive care at the local hospital.
▶ e73fcb (5) No.300699
>>300698
I wish Florida Woman was a monster girl, but I feel like she'd be too similar to a "sewer gator" girl without the yearly migration to Jew York.
▶ f693fd (1) No.300700
>>300698
>Anon Frey, Man 'High On Manticore FUEL" Fights Off 15 MON Officers While Masturbating.
A man who was allegedly high on FUEL reportedly fought off more than a dozen MON officers while publicly masturbating.
Anon Frey, 37, apparently made a series of outbursts and then began masturbating in an Oregon restaurant, The Gazer Column reports.
Incredibly, an Ogre officer reportedly was unable to subdue Frey.
It took 15 Oni officers to finally take him into custody and stop him pleasuring himself.
Frey later reportedly told authorities that he took the manticore FUEL and couldn’t remember the obscene incident, according to the MON high command.
Frey was treated at a local hospital and then booked into county jail on charges of wasting seed, theft of services, and resisting arrest.
▶ 1c37e4 (3) No.300733
>>300677
You're welcome anon.
▶ c1c6fb (3) No.300737
>Local man hospitalized after having sex with his monster waifu
<"It was worth it," Anon Anonnington says.
▶ cdc10f (2) No.300769>>300778
>>300685
Now, THIS is awesome art! More, anon please!
▶ cdc10f (2) No.300770
>>300685
>bulletin board
>points not in bullets format
This triggers me
▶ 4c642c (1) No.300776>>300791 >>300815 >>300882 >>300976
>Be me
>Livin' in Florida
>It's become a state mandated pass time to do some thing so stupid that it ends up on national television
>Even get tax cuts, federal aid and sweet shit like that
>All in the name of bringing tourism or some shit like that
>Just turned 18 so I have to do some thing note worthy or I won't get wel-fare to sit on the porch my broken air-conditioner house and watch the Hellhounds fight over who drank the last bottle of malt liquor
>Can't have that so go to local zoo to get some inspiration
>See crocodile girl pen
>Lightbulb.jpg
>Start climbing fence
>Everyone gets their phones out as I dive into the murky water
>Already see those slit eyes getting closer to me before fully submerging
>Feel a tug at my leg before getting dragged down
>She hugs me
>Well isn't that cute
>Then starts death rolling
>Dive deeper till I feel the bottom of the pond
>Head butt her then manage to break her grip
>Punch her right in the nose so hard I could feel her nose bone crunch
>Walk out of the water onto the bank dragging the crocodile girl behind me lift her up and hold her above my head
>Everyone cheering as I throw her body down and the police take me away
>Police men giving me high fives and fist bumps all the way to the station
>Detective tells me that he has at least 30 eye witnesses and all with phone recordings
>Gives me a beer and says good job but we gotta hold you till we see if it made national TV
>2 days later as we skim through the channels lookin' bad just some boring shit about how danukis are the most trustworthy monster or some shit
>Reach Georgia new network In recent news a man in Florida has jumped into a crocodile girl pit and survived
>Everyone in the station jumps up and starts popping champagne bottles and congratulating me
>They drive me home and let me take the wheel even though I don't have a drivers license
>Get home crocodile girl is there with zoo keeper
>Apparently she wouldn't eat, sleep or take care of herself because she couldn't forget about me
>Basement is already flooded and houses a ecosystem down there so she has a place to swim
>Next day sittin' on my porch drinkin' my complementary gallon of orange juice that every citizen of Florida must drink
>Hearin' some guy yelling about how "You can't rape what you can't catch" as I see a mob of Hellhounds chase after him
>Such is life in Florida
▶ 0f8307 (3) No.300778
>>300769
Are you mad that when monstergirls become real instead of your waifu you will get a mindflayer carer to take care of your mental illness anon?
▶ c3d970 (1) No.300791
>>300776
Truly a model state for the rest of the union.
▶ c1c6fb (3) No.300815
>>300776
Wtf I love Florida now
▶ 2b20c0 (2) No.300818>>300821 >>300827 >>300851
Tonight, Alps join the LGBT community and are now known as the LGBTA community. More at 11.
▶ 5dc8fd (4) No.300821>>300823
>>300818
>Alpfag acknowledging that Alps are gay
I'm glad you're being honest with yourself anon
▶ 2b20c0 (2) No.300823
>>300821
I prefer lamias actually.
▶ 993cbb (2) No.300827
>>300818
I'm pretty sure it would just be the gay community at that point, anon. Trannies get alped and lesbians upon being monsterized, learn to worship the cock.
▶ aae4ae (1) No.300829
"There's a trend in monoeyes trying to pretend to be humans. We go undercover to investigate, and explain how you can spot a fake human girl."
▶ 1c37e4 (3) No.300830
"Valkyrie and white supremacists, what you need to know. Full report by Rosa Lieberman-Bergblattstein at 10 EST."
▶ f76f7b (4) No.300833>>300842 >>300844 >>300856
>The moment a daredevil was 'eaten alive' by a Lamia for TV stunt - but now he faces ridicule for getting his safety team to save him after only his 'head' was inserted.
▶ 06cb02 (1) No.300837
guys, come on…with the Cuck News Network being how it is, they'd probably say
"New scientific proof that 3DPD are better for relationships than monstergirls. Gloria Shekelbaum of the gender studies department tells more about her study into the world of relationships and explains why 3DPD are unequivocally better than your waifu."
▶ 6db688 (2) No.300842>>300845
>>300833
>going in head first
serves him right for being into vore
▶ 47d539 (4) No.300844
>>300833
cnn would be shitty enough to spread news like that to get back at the animefags.
▶ f76f7b (4) No.300845>>300849
>>300842
didn't say which "head"
▶ 742901 (1) No.300851
>>300818
BREAKING NEWS
Within a day, the newly formed LGBTA community has been almost completely alped. We will keep you updated on the lawsuit between the LA community and the community of L.A.
▶ b2163d (3) No.300856>>300857
>>300833
What a pussy, go big or go home. He shoulda gone in feet first though, probably would have made it in further without pussying out.
That probably would be though
▶ b2163d (3) No.300857
▶ f76f7b (4) No.300859
Kitsune shrine gains extra donations and members by questionable practices, news at 11.
▶ 41185b (1) No.300867
>>300570
This is just too good. I laughed a lot harder than I should have.
▶ 8f7532 (1) No.300878
▶ f6aaac (2) No.300882>>300886 >>300888
>>300776
>Basement is already flooded and houses a ecosystem down there so she has a place to swim
>Basement
>In Florida
▶ 7b9097 (2) No.300886>>300888
>>300882
yeah he obviously has never lived in Florida. When i went to Jersey i was surprised to see a basement pretty much everywhere
▶ 257904 (3) No.300888>>300891 >>300901 >>300909
>>300882
>>300886
Obviously the basement was installed as part of giving croc-girl her own underground swimming area.
▶ 7b9097 (2) No.300891>>300902
>>300888
you really never been to Florida have you?
▶ f6aaac (2) No.300901>>300902
>>300888
>Obviously the basement was installed as part of giving croc-girl her own underground swimming area.
They're called pools and they're everywhere in Florida.
▶ 257904 (3) No.300902>>300906 >>300909 >>300931
>>300891
I've been to Destin.
>>300901
Are they indoors?
▶ 9da260 (1) No.300906
>>300902
Where I lived in Florida, almost all pools were in screened-in lanais.
▶ 5dc8fd (4) No.300909
>>300888 (checked)
>>300902
If you dig 3 feet in Florida you hit water. It's like that all along the coast, up north through Georgia and west through Alabama and Mississippi. A basement would be completely submerged within the month it was built.
▶ 398526 (1) No.300931
>>300902
>Destin
That's the panhandle, it doesn't count.
▶ c012cf (1) No.300959>>301087
>>300559 (OP)
>why instead of accepting monsters, we should harvest their organs and study their bones, and why it's their fault we'd do that.
▶ 2b2397 (2) No.300976>>300980 >>300996 >>301003 >>301030 >>301039 >>301040 >>301089
>>300776
Florida is the official Monstergirl Capital
▶ 257904 (3) No.300980>>300995 >>301046
>>300976
What about Texas?
▶ d36eb9 (1) No.300995
>>300980
Texas is rato territory.
▶ 8f6a30 (3) No.300996>>301003 >>301046
>>300976
oi, what about california? not all of us are retarded liberals
▶ f1d859 (1) No.301003>>301004 >>301042 >>301046
>>300976
How a out South Carolina?
>>300996
No. Commiefornia is hell. Get out, m8.
▶ 8f6a30 (3) No.301004>>301059
>>301003
ill move to Virginia
▶ 3af779 (1) No.301021
>Florida man kills 77 over "ur waifu a shit" text message
>Florida oni calls 911 to boast about her big muscles
>Florida man stops during police chase to pet catgirl, gets arrested for "lewd behavior"
>Florida man tries to steal from arachne shop, gets tied up to the ceiling for 3 days
>Drunk Florida baphomet uses mango as ID after her car catches fire at Mango Bell
>Florida Mermaid charged with DUI with motorized wheelchair
>Drunk Florida man tries to kiss married rattlesnek, gets arrested for "attempted NTR" by same rattlesnek
▶ 954068 (1) No.301028
"danukis are our greatest allies"
▶ c1c6fb (3) No.301030>>301040 >>301046
>>300976
>not Mississippi
W-we have pygmy girls!
▶ a30b68 (1) No.301039
>>300976
>Not Kansas
Kansas is comfy, that is all I have to say about that.
▶ e73fcb (5) No.301040>>301432
>>300976
Florida is great and it's a major monster girl city, but Texas is still likely a more accurate capital at the moment. Warsaw, Poland is also an important city, as are the four monstergirl-named areas in the UK (West Cheshire, East Cheshire, Lichfield, Isle of Wight), and additionally the area of Veneto.
>>301030
Pygmy is just a term for a person from a group of people whose average height is especially small. They're just 3DPD womanlets.
▶ 5dc8fd (4) No.301042
>>301003
>South Carolina
Literal garbage. You call yourselves "South" but you know how I'd get to your state?
I'd travel North
▶ 2b2397 (2) No.301046
>>300980
>>300996
>>301003
>>301030
Pros:
>guns to defend your wife
>you can live either in bumfuck nowhere or in a city/town
>OJ
>Police aren't as shit Compared to the other places I have been
>Publix Tendies
Cons:
>South Florida exists and its full of cubans and faggots
But if you believe the global warming fucks they are going to be without a home soon.
▶ 47d539 (4) No.301059>>301063 >>301088 >>301451
>>301004
virginia is full of horsefuckers (((cia))) and a bunch of government cheese faggots.
▶ d294cd (1) No.301063
>>301059
At least it's not west virginia. As far as I'm concerned, they lost the right to be considered southern when they unseceded from the union.
▶ 8b6d42 (5) No.301085
>>300559 (OP)
In all seriousness I'd imagine something in the context of immigration of polygamous brown rapists of females being good but immigration of monstrous monogamous rapists of males being bad because "muh one race the human race".
Meanwhile Watson would lose his nobel AGAIN for discovering that if you exclude chimaeric Hox-gene clusters of monstergirls their genetic distance from humans becomes significantly less than that between humans and niggers.
▶ 8b6d42 (5) No.301087
▶ 8f6a30 (3) No.301088
>>301059
>dat picture
hilarious and sad at the same time
▶ 8b6d42 (5) No.301089>>301092 >>301099
>>300976
>tfw you'll never take a walk to Everglades to encounter a thicc muscular Lamia and a gator-sebekgirl suggestively mud-wrestling for your attention
▶ 26c2f5 (1) No.301092
>>301089
damn, there needs to be drawfaggotry of that
▶ e73fcb (5) No.301099>>301101 >>301103
>>301089
<Sobek girl
Sobek is tied to his land, anon, you'd probably usually only find croc girls based on him in Egypt. You could probably find sewer gator girls in Florida, but you'd have to make sure to get to them before they migrate to New York.
▶ 8b6d42 (5) No.301101>>301103
>>301099
Suchus was the Greek name for Sobek and it spread from there as a formal synonym of crocodile (which also comes from greek "Coc-cordylos" which means pebble-lizard).
Today paleontologists use the -suchus as a suffix mostly for reptiles not so distantly related to crocodiles even if they are not actual crocodiles (like gators, gharials and caimans).
If Sebek has a problem with it he should have copyrighted the name before (((Phoenicians))) culturally enriched Greeks with it.
▶ 8b6d42 (5) No.301103>>301104
>>301099
>>301101
And on a sidenote. Sebek reffers to a specific endangered species of African crocodile (Crocodylus suchus) which enjoyed divine status by ancient Egyptian Clergy and is NOT the same as the more widespread and well known (among other things for their tendencies to chimpout) Nile's Crocodile (Crocodylus niloticus) as the (((mainstream zoological community))) wanted us to think for over a century.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_African_crocodile
WE WUZ GODS N SHIET!
▶ e73fcb (5) No.301104
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>301103
<Sebek reffers to a specific endangered species of African crocodile
But in that case, why not use some kind of term referring to alligators instead? I'd still recommend sewer gator girls, that way you can sewer surf with them.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sewer_alligator
▶ 24de39 (1) No.301111>>301114
There's an easy solution to this
>Sobeks = the Nile and North Africa
>Croc girls = Aussies
>Gator girls = Floridian and The American South
▶ e73fcb (5) No.301114
>>301111
I can agree with your quads.
▶ 20dc76 (5) No.301293>>301376
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sewer_alligator
<Some versions go further to suggest that, after the alligator was disposed of at such a young age, it would live the majority of its life in an environment not exposed to sunlight, and thus it would apparently in time lose its eyesight and the pigment in its hide and that the reptile would grow to be completely albino, pure white in color with red or pink eyes.
Sewer alligators are canonically blind albino waifus with pink eyes that are possibly heart pupils.
▶ 7394ac (2) No.301308
>Florida woman in hospital after the alligator girl attempted to kidnap a man. Little did she know he was visiting from Australia.
▶ 20dc76 (5) No.301331>>301332
Apparently an alligator showed up in the pond just behind my house. Should I go headpat it?
▶ d47a66 (1) No.301332>>301333 >>301364
>>301331
Stick your dick in it
▶ 20dc76 (5) No.301333>>301364
>>301332
Anon, I understand that in ancient egypt having sex with a crocodile was considered the bravest thing you could do, but Ammitism inherently believes the ancient egyptians got some things wrong, and actually sticking my dick in it would thus be degenerate.
▶ a62307 (1) No.301364
>>301333
>>301332
>Florida
Honor your traditions
▶ 0d5708 (1) No.301376>>301377
>>301293
>permanent pink heart pupils
the best
>she can't see you with them
the worst
▶ 8459c1 (1) No.301377>>301395
>>301376
Does anyone else get immediately hard at the site of heart pupils or even just hearts appearing around a character in general ?
▶ 7394ac (2) No.301395
>>301377
No, I'm a normal person. Get off this fucking thread, Mr. Fakenews.
▶ 47818b (1) No.301432>>301438 >>301574
>>301040
Don't forget that there's also a town in Egypt called Helwan.
▶ 20dc76 (5) No.301438>>301574
>>301432
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helwan
Can't believe I've forgotten about that. The place even has hot sulphur springs.
▶ ad53cc (1) No.301451
>>301059
Try NoVA
It's a colony of Maryland
▶ 905838 (1) No.301452
> my CNN shitposting thread has become a gator girl thread.
I think I'm okay with this.
▶ 7aeb5f (1) No.301574>>303202
>>301432
>>301438
I find it kind of amusing that they make cars there. Kinda like Detroit.
▶ 5c43e9 (1) No.303193
The Young Orcs is fake news!
▶ 2eadb8 (1) No.303201>>303205
What do you guys think about a monthly/bimonthly online magazine that anyone can contribute to? I'd like to promote new and old artists and writers through it, do some worldbuilding and have some fun.
▶ 20dc76 (5) No.303202>>303221
>>301574
<make cars there
That lends even more credence to the "hellhounds love eurobeat" theory.
▶ 64388a (1) No.303205
>>303201
Huh I thought I was the only one with that idea. I call dibs on the Sunday comic strip.
▶ 310849 (1) No.303221
>>303202
>Detroit is associated with eurobeat, not rap and gang violence! See, we wuz whit-I mean, we are arya-I MEAN HELLHOUNDS ARE ARYANS
You're not fooling anyone, Shaniqwan
▶ fc7738 (1) No.303410
SNN
squirrel news network when?