5876ae No.297342
What monster girl would be the best at being a cold blood killer? A mercenary,if you will.
2a68c2 No.297350
One of the lizard folk I would imagine.
ca827a No.297353
5e40bc No.297355
b86e11 No.297371
>>297355
I'm afraid you're wrong on that part- she's a mammal. Mammals aren't cold-blooded, they're warm blooded.
42b56b No.297377
>>297355
The beautiful thing about most waifus is you can be sure; no matter how sweet they are, if their husbando is in danger, they won't hesitate to hurt or kill others to protect that who they love most.
aaa916 No.297387
Dog girls would make the best mercenaries. They'd have a lot of loyalty for a hired wan.
>>297377
>The beautiful thing about most waifus
I'd think anyone could do that.
058ebb No.297392
> Interesting story in the paper.
> What is it sweetie?
> This political party is trying to get alcohol prohibited again.
df86cf No.297429
>>297392
Hell hath no fury like an oni being denied her booze. Only question is whether the remains would more resemble a Picasso or a Pollock?
f85556 No.297440
>>297342
Unkillable inflitration unit who's unable to feel pain. Also a cute.
If you're aiming for a girl from the MGE, though, then I imagine a hellhound or automaton would do well because of the former's savagery and the latter's obedience/emotionless/robotness. An Anubis could become an autistic killing machine if you break her legos.
570b06 No.297442
>>297342
A black widow arachne. Fugg and kill. They own it.
f9d378 No.297470
>>297342
this one is easy you elliot rodger pisshead.
Any monstergirl that has her kids and husband murdered by someone or a group.
c0e7cc No.297472
>>297342
<A mercenary
Probably some big girls.
c1857b No.297478
A mimic.
>be peaceful religious terrorist
>go to open your crate of rusty ak rifles
>dead
>your friend achmed sees this and tries to shoot her
>gets drop kicked out the window for his trouble
b86e11 No.297499
>>297440
>breaking legos
Impossible. Legos break you.
5e40bc No.297503
>>297499
Legos sound like anti-waifus. In a sense, that could mean some anubises consider Legos to be their husbando.
96b7fd No.297557
>>297342
Could a Kobold be a MG version of John Wick?
>It's not what you did that angers me so, it's who you did it to.
>Who? A fucking bitch?
>That fucking bitch, is Jeanne Wan…
396b21 No.297560
>>297557
Would the dog be replaced with a piece of exercise equipment her husband gave to her before his death?
26d369 No.297563
>>297503
>Anubis makes a lego dakimakura
96b7fd No.297575
>>297560
It's actually pretty tricky, I don't know what can replace the dog (the actual one, not the kobold) from John Wick.
Maybe the sports car itself? She wasn't a fan of it sine she preferred walking After her husband died, she started to clean and care for the car to never forget the wonderful memories she had with her husband?
>"Days after his husband died, you rob her from her pure platinum collar… and steal the fucking car of the man she loved so much…"
96b7fd No.297576
>>297575
<…since* she preferred walking but* after…
I need to sleep.
396b21 No.297582
5876ae No.297623
>>297470
>elliot rodger pisshead
well now,creative aren't we.
5d4060 No.297679
3ebefd No.297704
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>>297563
An Anubis would just shoot people with a glock .40 loaded with lego heads.
ce904d No.297705
>>297563
>becomes the toughest sonnavabitch out there from messing with legos like that
makes me wonder if there are any otaku anubi that husbando lego figurines
like one of them is rabidly fangirlish for Rocket Racer
at least, untill a suitable anon comes into her life
b7f8da No.297730
>>297342
>mercenary = cold blood killer
b7f8da No.297731
96b7fd No.297839
>>297704
>A Glock
Come on, you know she doesn't like Mega Glocks.
5876ae No.298561
>>297839
Nothing wrong with a glock
364613 No.298784
>>297342
A lich. She's locked her emotions away in a box, so she can be capable of anything. Would probably crumble into a blubbering mess if her phylactery was destroyed though and all that rush of emotion (guilt) came all at once.
ce904d No.298935
>>298784
>if her phylactery was destroyed
she'd fuckin die man. for real this time.